The River was deep and the current was strong, I had a hard time hanging on to her and she slipped right out of my hands. Don’t know if I succeeded in drowning her or not. The last I saw, there was something bobbling up and down as it went down river with the current.
No, it was not a mistake. My intentions were to collect all the money and valuable items and skip town. Didn’t have any idea where I was going, just away from this place as everyone knew what she was like to live with and they knew she had threatened my life on many occasions. Of course it was self defense, how else could I have gotten all these scratches on my face.
As I was about to leave, I decided to let the car coast off into the river, just in case some evidence could be found in it. If it were known that I deliberately done her in, I might not be able to collect the insurance. Two hundred thousand is jut too much to pass up. This young witch had made a lot of enemies in the short time she was here. No one liked her, but I dare not take a chance. The best thing is to just disappear and let things cool down.
Several days later, a body was found downstream, but it couldn’t be identified. It was cremated, her ashes went up and off to, who knows where. The funny part was that the ashes formed a silhouette of a broom as they floated away.
No one really knows if there are true witches or not, But be warned, every women has a little witch in themselves. There is no way you can be sure that you are getting one that is witch free! There is only one type of man that can handle these women with any certainty of any kind! He would have to be a man in his 90’s, not much to look forward to in life. Has been very successful in business and has billions of dollars in properties and no family. Yachts, Mansions and more than any man could ever want or use. He would have given all that he wanted, to
No, it was not a mistake. My intentions were to collect all the money and valuable items and skip town. Didn’t have any idea where I was going, just away from this place as everyone knew what she was like to live with and they knew she had threatened my life on many occasions. Of course it was self defense, how else could I have gotten all these scratches on my face.
As I was about to leave, I decided to let the car coast off into the river, just in case some evidence could be found in it. If it were known that I deliberately done her in, I might not be able to collect the insurance. Two hundred thousand is jut too much to pass up. This young witch had made a lot of enemies in the short time she was here. No one liked her, but I dare not take a chance. The best thing is to just disappear and let things cool down.
Several days later, a body was found downstream, but it couldn’t be identified. It was cremated, her ashes went up and off to, who knows where. The funny part was that the ashes formed a silhouette of a broom as they floated away.
No one really knows if there are true witches or not, But be warned, every women has a little witch in themselves. There is no way you can be sure that you are getting one that is witch free! There is only one type of man that can handle these women with any certainty of any kind! He would have to be a man in his 90’s, not much to look forward to in life. Has been very successful in business and has billions of dollars in properties and no family. Yachts, Mansions and more than any man could ever want or use. He would have given all that he wanted, to
charities. Friends and people that have served him. He would have turned over the companies that he owns to the stock investors and their board of directors. He will also have a current ”will all made out” leaving every thing else, to his wife “if she has pleased him”. Then he would search and find the most beautiful girl with large breasts, that can walk perfectly in high heals, maybe marry her, set back and enjoy.
But getting back to the first part of this story, I never did collect on that Insurance Policy. I went to Mexico and one day I was run over by a Mexican Cab driver. Spent a long time in a hospital and died there. Who would have guessed, I am now using a shovel and keeping the fires going down here! How soon will you be able to relieve me?
Ben R. Bauer
Sept. 11, 2007
But getting back to the first part of this story, I never did collect on that Insurance Policy. I went to Mexico and one day I was run over by a Mexican Cab driver. Spent a long time in a hospital and died there. Who would have guessed, I am now using a shovel and keeping the fires going down here! How soon will you be able to relieve me?
Ben R. Bauer
Sept. 11, 2007
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