Once upon a time there was an old but still beautiful’ female that gave birth to a litter of squirmy little things. Most animals have several new born in their litter, so the mother has to provide for all of them. “unbelievable”! was the reply.
Why do they have so many nipples? Well if you have to ask, stop reading this story! They were for triplets or was it quaddriplets ? Where did she get them? They were in her purse you Dumb Dumb.
Read the first part of line one again, It says “ ONCE UPON A TIME” Now get off my back and pay attention!
Far in side the Jungle, a white Elephant was eating in the tall grass and the rest of the herd was close by. All of a sudden the elephant heard the cry of something that was really young. Now the elephant had no idea what it was, he had never seen one like this before. Soon other animals from the jungle heard the cries and came to see what it was. What is it, they would ask, The elephant said, I don’t know, I have never seen one like this before. It looks like a gismo to me, one was heard to say. I don’t know what a gismo is, Does anyone know what a gismo is, he asked!
The gismo appeared to be all alone, no one else was in sight anywhere although the tall grass could be hiding them. The baby looked well fed and to be well taken care of. Why would anyone leave a new born all alone here in the jungle? Someone should see if there is a note attached that tells us some thing, anything at all will help! The elephant thought to himself, I am not able to take care of this little one, what can a elephant do. There is no one in the herd that can take care of a baby gismo. It has to be feed and only a mother can do that.
Then the elephant noticed a huge hairy ape standing at the edge of the jungle and was acting like apes do. She started to pound on her chest which made her cough and gasp for air. I think she was going to tell us some thing, and it escaped from her small sized brain. Does anyone here have a name that we can call this small one ? Let’s justcall it a gismo until we find out what it really is. It wasn’t long before every animal that lived in whole jungle had heard of the baby gismo. They started to gather around the little guy and asking each other, what was going to be done with this baby? Who was able to care for a baby gismo ?
That was about the same time when this old lion decided it would make a good appetizer. But the big elephant saw him approaching and hooked him with his trunk, tossing him aside. The animals discussed the problem and they had to build a large bonfire as the meeting went on well into the night.
In the early hours of the morning they had made a decision on who would take the baby gismo and care for it. They had chosen the Ape as being the most able to raise the two legged little gismo. The sun was just coming up as the animals were going home. The old Ape gently picked up the baby and tucked him under her arm and then wobbled off into the Jungle and up into her nest high in a tree.
It had taken the old Ape a long time to figure out and understand what the little gismo needed and it cried most of the time. The other animals were complaining and moving farther away as that crying was getting on every ones nerves. As the gismo grew and lived in them woods. It was picking a fights with everything that move and was winning most of them. Something had to be done and soon.
It became time for another meeting of the animals that lived in the jungle. This time someone had one of the best suggestions ever. It was decided that they would take this gismo to a native village, far away and just leave him there.
A small group was formed to travel with and deposit this little trouble maker to a village that was far away and leave him there. They decorated the baby with pretty, shinny things and flowers and fruits an old piece of shinny flat steel that was found in the jungle. They thought this would entice the people of the village to keep him.
The village people started to call him Tar because that was all he could say. Tar, Tar, it was driving everyone nuts with his tongue flipping and his spraying all over everyone. Tar was here, then there then, back here, into this and into that. No mater who you were or where you were, there was Tar under foot.
After the animals deposited the baby in that village, they departed for the long journey home. When they arrived home, all the animals got together and held one of the biggest celebrations one could ever imagine. The gave gifts to each other and had a huge feast, dance around an open fire and sang like birds do. It became a national holiday for a number of years, then one day it happened.
After many years had gone by, the gismo became a teenager and somehow found his way back to the jungle, or was he taken there to get rid of him? It was not the same as before.
Read the first part of line one again, It says “ ONCE UPON A TIME” Now get off my back and pay attention!
Far in side the Jungle, a white Elephant was eating in the tall grass and the rest of the herd was close by. All of a sudden the elephant heard the cry of something that was really young. Now the elephant had no idea what it was, he had never seen one like this before. Soon other animals from the jungle heard the cries and came to see what it was. What is it, they would ask, The elephant said, I don’t know, I have never seen one like this before. It looks like a gismo to me, one was heard to say. I don’t know what a gismo is, Does anyone know what a gismo is, he asked!
The gismo appeared to be all alone, no one else was in sight anywhere although the tall grass could be hiding them. The baby looked well fed and to be well taken care of. Why would anyone leave a new born all alone here in the jungle? Someone should see if there is a note attached that tells us some thing, anything at all will help! The elephant thought to himself, I am not able to take care of this little one, what can a elephant do. There is no one in the herd that can take care of a baby gismo. It has to be feed and only a mother can do that.
Then the elephant noticed a huge hairy ape standing at the edge of the jungle and was acting like apes do. She started to pound on her chest which made her cough and gasp for air. I think she was going to tell us some thing, and it escaped from her small sized brain. Does anyone here have a name that we can call this small one ? Let’s justcall it a gismo until we find out what it really is. It wasn’t long before every animal that lived in whole jungle had heard of the baby gismo. They started to gather around the little guy and asking each other, what was going to be done with this baby? Who was able to care for a baby gismo ?
That was about the same time when this old lion decided it would make a good appetizer. But the big elephant saw him approaching and hooked him with his trunk, tossing him aside. The animals discussed the problem and they had to build a large bonfire as the meeting went on well into the night.
In the early hours of the morning they had made a decision on who would take the baby gismo and care for it. They had chosen the Ape as being the most able to raise the two legged little gismo. The sun was just coming up as the animals were going home. The old Ape gently picked up the baby and tucked him under her arm and then wobbled off into the Jungle and up into her nest high in a tree.
It had taken the old Ape a long time to figure out and understand what the little gismo needed and it cried most of the time. The other animals were complaining and moving farther away as that crying was getting on every ones nerves. As the gismo grew and lived in them woods. It was picking a fights with everything that move and was winning most of them. Something had to be done and soon.
It became time for another meeting of the animals that lived in the jungle. This time someone had one of the best suggestions ever. It was decided that they would take this gismo to a native village, far away and just leave him there.
A small group was formed to travel with and deposit this little trouble maker to a village that was far away and leave him there. They decorated the baby with pretty, shinny things and flowers and fruits an old piece of shinny flat steel that was found in the jungle. They thought this would entice the people of the village to keep him.
The village people started to call him Tar because that was all he could say. Tar, Tar, it was driving everyone nuts with his tongue flipping and his spraying all over everyone. Tar was here, then there then, back here, into this and into that. No mater who you were or where you were, there was Tar under foot.
After the animals deposited the baby in that village, they departed for the long journey home. When they arrived home, all the animals got together and held one of the biggest celebrations one could ever imagine. The gave gifts to each other and had a huge feast, dance around an open fire and sang like birds do. It became a national holiday for a number of years, then one day it happened.
After many years had gone by, the gismo became a teenager and somehow found his way back to the jungle, or was he taken there to get rid of him? It was not the same as before.
There was a fire and the forest had burnt to the ground and had now it became a jungle. Most of the original animals had left. But they had been replaced with a number of different critters.
The gismo had taken that piece of steel and ground it to a sharp cutting edge with a very sharp point and called it a tooth, while he was living at that village. Here in the jungle, Lions, Tigers and other animals were disappearing fast, as this teenage gismo was taking over the jungle. Every animal in the jungle was afraid of him, that is all but the alligators. They feared nothing, they would lay under the water surface and wait for the gismo to get close , but they would usually end up as Belts, boots, hand bags, shoes and other items.
Tar was befriended by a Mexican Cheha that looked a lot like the African Monkey. They lived together, ate together and slept together. It was hard to say which smelled the worst or had the most flees! This monkey showed the gismo how to swing on vines from tree to tree and this made travel in the jungle a lot faster. One day, while the gismo was swinging on a vine, it broke and he feel into the water below. There were hundreds of alligators thrashing about, they all wanted a piece of the gismo. Tar didn’t know how to swim and with all the trashing around, he manages to kill several gators and made his way to dry land. But he had learned
The gismo had taken that piece of steel and ground it to a sharp cutting edge with a very sharp point and called it a tooth, while he was living at that village. Here in the jungle, Lions, Tigers and other animals were disappearing fast, as this teenage gismo was taking over the jungle. Every animal in the jungle was afraid of him, that is all but the alligators. They feared nothing, they would lay under the water surface and wait for the gismo to get close , but they would usually end up as Belts, boots, hand bags, shoes and other items.
Tar was befriended by a Mexican Cheha that looked a lot like the African Monkey. They lived together, ate together and slept together. It was hard to say which smelled the worst or had the most flees! This monkey showed the gismo how to swing on vines from tree to tree and this made travel in the jungle a lot faster. One day, while the gismo was swinging on a vine, it broke and he feel into the water below. There were hundreds of alligators thrashing about, they all wanted a piece of the gismo. Tar didn’t know how to swim and with all the trashing around, he manages to kill several gators and made his way to dry land. But he had learned
to swim fast. That same day the Cheha kept smelling of Tar, some how he smelled different. The Cheha was holding his nose as he walked around and Tar picked him up and tossed him into the water.
Now it was Tar’s turn to smell the Cheha. This was the starting of a new life style for those living in the jungle and they became some what civilized. After that, they were all making new friends though-out the jungle. They were called Tar & and. and when it was used together it sounded like one word “Tarzan” and from that day on Tar was known as Tarzan, King of the jungle. Tarzan was the best looking ape in the jungle and the greatest fighter of all animals. He would pound on his chest and had a yell that was heard all through-out the jungle. Cheha was being called Cheetah which means “nose picker” in jungle language!
Tarzan and Cheetah built a platform high-up in the trees and made it their home. He had even built a guest room, but no one knew why or what it was going to be used for. White men and their safari’s were coming to the jungle and getting thicker than people on main street in any big city. The jungle was being turned upside down and native villages were fighting with each other. At one time it would take years to cross from one side of the jungle to the other. Now the jungle was becoming smaller and smaller. Piece in the land had and is being lost forever.
Search parties were every where, searching for lost people. Plane crashes were becoming as common as a weekend in Mexico or a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. Just a year or so ago, a plane crash and left a small boy alive and all alone and Tarzan took him in and he named him Boy! Now he has a women called Jane and the Jungle is getting smaller and smaller. All they do is lay around, eat, sleep, swim and dry in the sun. She getting fat, he is getting lazy and boy grows and grows. and, and, and! As you know, there never an end to a good story?
Ben R. Bauer.
Now it was Tar’s turn to smell the Cheha. This was the starting of a new life style for those living in the jungle and they became some what civilized. After that, they were all making new friends though-out the jungle. They were called Tar & and. and when it was used together it sounded like one word “Tarzan” and from that day on Tar was known as Tarzan, King of the jungle. Tarzan was the best looking ape in the jungle and the greatest fighter of all animals. He would pound on his chest and had a yell that was heard all through-out the jungle. Cheha was being called Cheetah which means “nose picker” in jungle language!
Tarzan and Cheetah built a platform high-up in the trees and made it their home. He had even built a guest room, but no one knew why or what it was going to be used for. White men and their safari’s were coming to the jungle and getting thicker than people on main street in any big city. The jungle was being turned upside down and native villages were fighting with each other. At one time it would take years to cross from one side of the jungle to the other. Now the jungle was becoming smaller and smaller. Piece in the land had and is being lost forever.
Search parties were every where, searching for lost people. Plane crashes were becoming as common as a weekend in Mexico or a cruise on a ship to the Bahamas. Just a year or so ago, a plane crash and left a small boy alive and all alone and Tarzan took him in and he named him Boy! Now he has a women called Jane and the Jungle is getting smaller and smaller. All they do is lay around, eat, sleep, swim and dry in the sun. She getting fat, he is getting lazy and boy grows and grows. and, and, and! As you know, there never an end to a good story?
Ben R. Bauer.
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