Between You and Me …..
Well, they say George cut down the Cherry tree and Old Abe was supposed to have freed the slaves, but most people have their doubts about that. My personal slave is getting so old and moves so slow, there is no tread-in value left on her. Oh, she still puts out but it takes forever for her to get anything done. Her fast speed is about as fast as a dead horse. I finally got the official notice, she don’t cook breakfast any longer! For lunch it’s everyone for themselves. If it wasn’t for Jay, she would find a way around the evening meal also.
Time sure has changed things in life. I have to make my own bed each morning, I am only allowed to change my bed sheets once a month and that’s bad! I can only have two little squares of bathroom tissue once a day. I have to see that all my laundry is taken down to the laundry room and placed in the proper places, yeah, there is more than just one place! Have to do the dishes I use right after they have been used. My shorts smell so bad we use then to keep the insects away and stray dogs out of the yard.
If I want anything special to eat, I have to submit a special request for it and maybe, if everyone else agrees and it’s not too much trouble, we’ll have it if it falls on a Friday it’s pizza which I don’t like and can’t eat! No fooling, it’s the truth so help me gods !
The power to be, has granted me a limited parole but there are so many conditions attached that I don’t dare do anything or it will be revoked.! I am walking on broken glass and if I say so much as “ouch”, that’s it!! Honestly, I wouldn’t say it unless it was true.
It’s been so hot here that butter melts in the refrigerator and when you take an egg out of the carton it’s already fried. and turned over easy. As you know, the stock market is in the hands of the devil’s disciples and the economy is so bad, Howard Johnson is staying at the Holiday Inn! The bank’s won’t cash my Government check and our Senator called and invited me to a big campaign cook-out and wants me to bring all the food!
It costs more than we have, to keep cool, the electric bill doubled last month and tripled this month! The state is going to make the power and light company pay the bill for a couple of forest fires and they in-turn are passing that cost on to us consumers.
Hope your day has been better than mine. I’ll have to stop here, have to go out along the high ways and look for road kill for supper. If your not doing anything special, come on over and eat with us!
Me and Her..
Well, they say George cut down the Cherry tree and Old Abe was supposed to have freed the slaves, but most people have their doubts about that. My personal slave is getting so old and moves so slow, there is no tread-in value left on her. Oh, she still puts out but it takes forever for her to get anything done. Her fast speed is about as fast as a dead horse. I finally got the official notice, she don’t cook breakfast any longer! For lunch it’s everyone for themselves. If it wasn’t for Jay, she would find a way around the evening meal also.
Time sure has changed things in life. I have to make my own bed each morning, I am only allowed to change my bed sheets once a month and that’s bad! I can only have two little squares of bathroom tissue once a day. I have to see that all my laundry is taken down to the laundry room and placed in the proper places, yeah, there is more than just one place! Have to do the dishes I use right after they have been used. My shorts smell so bad we use then to keep the insects away and stray dogs out of the yard.
If I want anything special to eat, I have to submit a special request for it and maybe, if everyone else agrees and it’s not too much trouble, we’ll have it if it falls on a Friday it’s pizza which I don’t like and can’t eat! No fooling, it’s the truth so help me gods !
The power to be, has granted me a limited parole but there are so many conditions attached that I don’t dare do anything or it will be revoked.! I am walking on broken glass and if I say so much as “ouch”, that’s it!! Honestly, I wouldn’t say it unless it was true.
It’s been so hot here that butter melts in the refrigerator and when you take an egg out of the carton it’s already fried. and turned over easy. As you know, the stock market is in the hands of the devil’s disciples and the economy is so bad, Howard Johnson is staying at the Holiday Inn! The bank’s won’t cash my Government check and our Senator called and invited me to a big campaign cook-out and wants me to bring all the food!
It costs more than we have, to keep cool, the electric bill doubled last month and tripled this month! The state is going to make the power and light company pay the bill for a couple of forest fires and they in-turn are passing that cost on to us consumers.
Hope your day has been better than mine. I’ll have to stop here, have to go out along the high ways and look for road kill for supper. If your not doing anything special, come on over and eat with us!
Me and Her..
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