People of the world are Long and Short, Large and Small, Smart and not so Smart,and the one thing they all have in common is: Farts smell the same no matter where you are!
More Mother’s have been driven crazy by children than by all other means. And Never feed prunes to your cats. Old men cannot be taught to lift the lid on a stool and young men can be lead astray easily by young women in shorts. You can buy a tool called an easy-out, but there is no tool called an easy-in. Want to get rich? build a tool!
If you are so smart that you can turn night into day, why can’t you turn day into night? How many natural bumps are there on a women’s head? Is it true that women wear a bra to hide their pan cakes? Why do woman’s serving plates grow larger than their cups?
If you are so smart that you can turn night into day, why can’t you turn day into night? How many natural bumps are there on a women’s head? Is it true that women wear a bra to hide their pan cakes? Why do woman’s serving plates grow larger than their cups?
When a women says No, what does she really mean? Can she be declared innocent, when she says she forgot? Is it legal for twelve women to be on a jury with one man when the judge is also a women?
When a man is in a Lingerie store, can he be made to stop smiling? Why do they have only one bath room in a Lingerie store and it has a sign that says Women? Isn’t that called discrimination? Did you know that women think Basket Ball Players wear a jock strap as a place to carry their socks?
When a man is in a Lingerie store, can he be made to stop smiling? Why do they have only one bath room in a Lingerie store and it has a sign that says Women? Isn’t that called discrimination? Did you know that women think Basket Ball Players wear a jock strap as a place to carry their socks?
Why is a women’s foot always larger than her shoe size. Why do Shoe Manufactures always make shoes too small for a women’s feet?
Did you know, all women have a desire to be a Vampires, is this the reason for red lips? Did you know that Hair Dressers are where secret agents meet and secrets are exchanged?
Did you know, all women have a desire to be a Vampires, is this the reason for red lips? Did you know that Hair Dressers are where secret agents meet and secrets are exchanged?
What do you do when a virgin gets lost? Call 911! Heaven at your finger tips, shame on you, your hand should not be there. What comes before and after ten, I have never gotten past eight.
Why is a woman’s foot considered to be light and elegant, but when it’s in your groin, it’s a killer. What is it, that a women are hiding with perfumes ? Believe me, fresh air and fish air are two different things.
Why is a woman’s foot considered to be light and elegant, but when it’s in your groin, it’s a killer. What is it, that a women are hiding with perfumes ? Believe me, fresh air and fish air are two different things.
When a mirror breaks more than once, then what happens? Should you make little mirrors out of it, or should you bury it? When a woman tells you that she has a half a mind to do something, you can believe her.
When a woman stops to think, pray that she is not driving in front of you! Falling for a women is no accident, she planned it ahead of time. That’s why the insurance companies don’t write policies to insure it! When one has to wait for hours, it is most likely because you are early, she is never late.
When a woman stops to think, pray that she is not driving in front of you! Falling for a women is no accident, she planned it ahead of time. That’s why the insurance companies don’t write policies to insure it! When one has to wait for hours, it is most likely because you are early, she is never late.
The only card a woman does not have in her purse, is one with Smokey’s picture on it! Have you tried that new lip stick that taste like tobacco? I laid a Field and Stream magazine on her bed and she said it made her bed wet. Condoms are made with latex and latex comes from Petroleum. Pray!
By; Ben
By; Ben
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