Well, I finally got the last message sent so I’ll try again. I had better warn you that my mental health is not good. so believe what you will or delete that part from your brain.
At last I found something that was worth the money it cost. Several years back, we put a new bathroom stool in the basement. That was about the same time the country was going nuts over saving water and money spent on water. We bought a water saving unit and installed it ourselves, It was a cheap one and it wasn’t very high off the floor. Every time someone used it, they said it was like squatting down, like you did when one was out in the woods.
Anyway, we had replaced the stool upstairs and got one that was eighteen inches or so off the floor and it was really comfortable to sit on. Easy for an older person to get on and off. We had gone over to Menards Store looking for a stool like the one we have upstairs to replace the one in the basement.
While looking them over, there was this guy that kept going “Pisssst” and nodding his head for us to come over to where he was. He wanted to tell us about a New kind of toilet stool and sell one to us. He kept lowering the price and guaranteed a refund if we didn’t like it. So I said okay, come on over to our house and tell us more. The next afternoon he was there, and he carried in a huge box. There were stool parts scattered all over the living room as he explained every-thing to us. We had to bring electrics power to that part of the bath room because the stool operated on 110 volts.
I am sure that you have driven your car through a car wash with all the brushes and water spraying soapy water and rinse water to every part of your car. Now if you will keep the way a car wash works, in mind, you will better understand how this new stool will work!
Just before you rise up, off of the stool, you push a button, and a spray of warm water and a soft brush comes up to meet your soiled bottom, gently cleansing it, This happens twice, unless you wish it for the third time, and if you do, just push the button again. A blower with a gentle warm air will dry your crotch area to your satisfaction. Again, you have the option of doing this until you are satisfied. When that part is done, it will powder your butt to perfection. If you want more powder, just push the button.
At last I found something that was worth the money it cost. Several years back, we put a new bathroom stool in the basement. That was about the same time the country was going nuts over saving water and money spent on water. We bought a water saving unit and installed it ourselves, It was a cheap one and it wasn’t very high off the floor. Every time someone used it, they said it was like squatting down, like you did when one was out in the woods.
Anyway, we had replaced the stool upstairs and got one that was eighteen inches or so off the floor and it was really comfortable to sit on. Easy for an older person to get on and off. We had gone over to Menards Store looking for a stool like the one we have upstairs to replace the one in the basement.
While looking them over, there was this guy that kept going “Pisssst” and nodding his head for us to come over to where he was. He wanted to tell us about a New kind of toilet stool and sell one to us. He kept lowering the price and guaranteed a refund if we didn’t like it. So I said okay, come on over to our house and tell us more. The next afternoon he was there, and he carried in a huge box. There were stool parts scattered all over the living room as he explained every-thing to us. We had to bring electrics power to that part of the bath room because the stool operated on 110 volts.
I am sure that you have driven your car through a car wash with all the brushes and water spraying soapy water and rinse water to every part of your car. Now if you will keep the way a car wash works, in mind, you will better understand how this new stool will work!
Just before you rise up, off of the stool, you push a button, and a spray of warm water and a soft brush comes up to meet your soiled bottom, gently cleansing it, This happens twice, unless you wish it for the third time, and if you do, just push the button again. A blower with a gentle warm air will dry your crotch area to your satisfaction. Again, you have the option of doing this until you are satisfied. When that part is done, it will powder your butt to perfection. If you want more powder, just push the button.
It was then, that this guy said: he would install the unit free of charge if we would allow him to use the unit for demonstration for other customers. He promised to call and make an appointment before doing this.
Well I used the unit once and haven’t been able to get back in the bath room to use it again. The old girl is in there 24-7! We haven’t had to buy toilet paper for all of last month, but the electric bill has gone up substantially.. Every lady in the block has been here to use our stool at least once a day and some have came twice. When they come, they spend hours in the bathroom. The laughing and the joy that they express is the worst part. One lady had a rather strange experience while being in there and she has never came back. I understood that hair was caught in whirling brushes, but why would she have her head in a toilet stool? Could she have been washing her hair? Maybe it wasn’t the hair on her head that got caught? No, I don’t think she was brushing her teeth either.
This guy offered me a franchise to distribute these new stools. But these things scare the hell out of me and didn’t want to have anything to do with them. Would you be interested in a francechise? If you are, I would be more than happy to send you the specifications on the unit! The unit only cost me six hundred and forty nine dollars and you have to remember, I received a very lucrative discount. Whatever your cost will be, I have no idea. This may turn out to be as biggest thing since the “wheel” was invented!
Have a good one, “Ben”
Well I used the unit once and haven’t been able to get back in the bath room to use it again. The old girl is in there 24-7! We haven’t had to buy toilet paper for all of last month, but the electric bill has gone up substantially.. Every lady in the block has been here to use our stool at least once a day and some have came twice. When they come, they spend hours in the bathroom. The laughing and the joy that they express is the worst part. One lady had a rather strange experience while being in there and she has never came back. I understood that hair was caught in whirling brushes, but why would she have her head in a toilet stool? Could she have been washing her hair? Maybe it wasn’t the hair on her head that got caught? No, I don’t think she was brushing her teeth either.
This guy offered me a franchise to distribute these new stools. But these things scare the hell out of me and didn’t want to have anything to do with them. Would you be interested in a francechise? If you are, I would be more than happy to send you the specifications on the unit! The unit only cost me six hundred and forty nine dollars and you have to remember, I received a very lucrative discount. Whatever your cost will be, I have no idea. This may turn out to be as biggest thing since the “wheel” was invented!
Have a good one, “Ben”
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