I have been assigned a duty to perform that is, considered to be an honor and that you are willing to do this with the energy of a buss saw. Cut to the point and geter done, as some will say!
My assignment is to get everyone so confused that they won’t know what is going on in Washington and lucky I am, That most of you are half way there! Income tax Time is here and that is a big help. Getting advice from your spouse or a friend is another big push. The meaning of legal terms and cross references is a good one to help confusion. A few medical terms are always misunderstood when a question is ask about health. Change a number and date on a receipt and use it several times is another way to gum up the process.
Fill out an application for the government to answer a question or ask for a written answer from a congress person is really a good one. Offer a suggestion to a city official and listen to the answer on why your idea is no good.
Touch a live wire in the fuse box until it knocks you on your butt and than try to use your calculator. If you fingers are not too large, the instrument will go crazy. Hey, this is fun, I could do this all day long!
My assignment is to get everyone so confused that they won’t know what is going on in Washington and lucky I am, That most of you are half way there! Income tax Time is here and that is a big help. Getting advice from your spouse or a friend is another big push. The meaning of legal terms and cross references is a good one to help confusion. A few medical terms are always misunderstood when a question is ask about health. Change a number and date on a receipt and use it several times is another way to gum up the process.
Fill out an application for the government to answer a question or ask for a written answer from a congress person is really a good one. Offer a suggestion to a city official and listen to the answer on why your idea is no good.
Touch a live wire in the fuse box until it knocks you on your butt and than try to use your calculator. If you fingers are not too large, the instrument will go crazy. Hey, this is fun, I could do this all day long!
I have always wondered about a group of people holding hands, and the first in line, would touch some electrical voltage, and see how much of a shock the last person would feel? The same thing, only the first person would pee on an Electrical Outlet? The old Devil would be proud of you for doing this, don’t you think?
Another thing that will cause confusion and maybe a cuss word or two, is trying to follow the instructions to put something together. They send the instructions in two languages, one being Spanish and the other in garble. You try to work with pictures and spend hour after hour working on the project until you finally throw in the towel. Then your ten year old puts it together in no time at all.
Now comes the time to figure out what your wife has done to the check book as it hasn’t balanced for over six months and she hasn't told you yet.
Another thing that will cause confusion and maybe a cuss word or two, is trying to follow the instructions to put something together. They send the instructions in two languages, one being Spanish and the other in garble. You try to work with pictures and spend hour after hour working on the project until you finally throw in the towel. Then your ten year old puts it together in no time at all.
Now comes the time to figure out what your wife has done to the check book as it hasn’t balanced for over six months and she hasn't told you yet.
Here come the men in white coats, with that special jacket, and I hope your stay is helpful… an. 27,2010
Ben R.
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