Two old time drivers, having a argument about night driving.
Driver # one, My car has head lights that set in a round box with lenses that
open so you can light the candles!
Driver # two, My car had the same thing, only with two candles.
# One, My car had two Angels that stayed in front of the car and light up the way
with their bright Halos:
#Two, When I drove at night, Angels lined the streets to light the way, no matter
where I was!
# One, I had a caveman run in front of my car with it torch so I could see my way!
# Two, I parked in dark places with bad girls!
# One, I drove by the bright moon light with my girl!
# One, I don’t drive around with bad girls in my car!
# Two, That’s because your Mother is always with you!
# One, “Oh Yeah”, Well I didn’t have a car, it was a horse drown coach with lamps
and a Footman.
# Two, Well I didn’t go out at night, I sent my man servant.
# One, I don’t have a male servant. I have French maids.
# Two, Well I have a cook who has a sports car that flies.
# One, Well I have a book with Fairy tales by Max Stooped.
# Two, Who in hell is Max Stooper ?
# One, Don’t you remember your own Father?
# Two, See you at sun up, and bring you pistol.
# One, Well, I don’t get up until noon!
# Two, Then I see you in your room at sun up!
# One, I am leaving town tonight!
# Two, Are you driving your Car
# One , No, I’m taking your cooks sports car! And one of my maids.
# Two, When will you be back?
# One, When the moon falls from the sky.
# Two, Take a look, There is no moon or light from the Angles.
# One, That is because they are all on strike!
# Two, Angels can’t strike! Ask God!
# One , Yellow is not all Gold!
Angel One, to Angel Two, Lets go back to sleep. I am get board with these two guys!
April 3, 2010
Ben R.
Driver # one, My car has head lights that set in a round box with lenses that
open so you can light the candles!
Driver # two, My car had the same thing, only with two candles.
# One, My car had two Angels that stayed in front of the car and light up the way
with their bright Halos:
#Two, When I drove at night, Angels lined the streets to light the way, no matter
where I was!
# One, I had a caveman run in front of my car with it torch so I could see my way!
# Two, I parked in dark places with bad girls!
# One, I drove by the bright moon light with my girl!
# One, I don’t drive around with bad girls in my car!
# Two, That’s because your Mother is always with you!
# One, “Oh Yeah”, Well I didn’t have a car, it was a horse drown coach with lamps
and a Footman.
# Two, Well I didn’t go out at night, I sent my man servant.
# One, I don’t have a male servant. I have French maids.
# Two, Well I have a cook who has a sports car that flies.
# One, Well I have a book with Fairy tales by Max Stooped.
# Two, Who in hell is Max Stooper ?
# One, Don’t you remember your own Father?
# Two, See you at sun up, and bring you pistol.
# One, Well, I don’t get up until noon!
# Two, Then I see you in your room at sun up!
# One, I am leaving town tonight!
# Two, Are you driving your Car
# One , No, I’m taking your cooks sports car! And one of my maids.
# Two, When will you be back?
# One, When the moon falls from the sky.
# Two, Take a look, There is no moon or light from the Angles.
# One, That is because they are all on strike!
# Two, Angels can’t strike! Ask God!
# One , Yellow is not all Gold!
Angel One, to Angel Two, Lets go back to sleep. I am get board with these two guys!
April 3, 2010
Ben R.
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