I had just sat down at my computer desk and had bent down to turn the PC on, it’s one that is down low in a compartment. When out from under my computer desk came this littler spider wearing a brown sweeter, and a golf cap. At first I thought it was a miniature size tarantula. He or she ( I’m not sure) ran up to my foot, stopped. looked at it, and than turned and ran back under the desk. A short time later, there was sounds of sawing and some hammering.
The spider came out again and hung a sign over his or her door. I couldn't read it at first, Later I learned that it said: ( Be back soon) at least fifteen minutes later, when out came this spider with a helper, they were carrying a small ladder. They drug it over to where my foot was and stood it up against the inside of my left foot. He or she climbed the ladder while the other spider held it, Once the spider go to the top part of my foot, he walked around looking for, and selected a spot near the top center of my foot. He place a “X” there, then it bit me!
He or she, then ran like hell, down the ladder and back to where he or she came from under my desk. This spider and the helper, a couple of hours later, out they came again and set up a couple of miniature folding chairs and a table with an unbrilla and sat down to relax in the sun. This time, I was ready for them and I put my foot down on them. I heard a couple of small screams and some crushing sounds ,then it was quiet.
I lifted my foot to see if they were still there. A dozen or so spiders were there, holding what appeared to be, funeral services. I looked in the news paper under Spider deaths, and there was nothing listed.
Now a lawyer, representing ,The Spiders Union, is filing papers and taking me to court. They are suing me, claming that, while spider bites are not against the law, killing one with your foot is…………………….
Now I have been sleeping on a hard bed and the food here is terrable. No TV or books to read, no visitors, This Union for Spiders appears to be a strong one and the Judge is looking for someone to hang. Life out side a nut shell is dangerous.
July 23, 2010
Ben R.
The spider came out again and hung a sign over his or her door. I couldn't read it at first, Later I learned that it said: ( Be back soon) at least fifteen minutes later, when out came this spider with a helper, they were carrying a small ladder. They drug it over to where my foot was and stood it up against the inside of my left foot. He or she climbed the ladder while the other spider held it, Once the spider go to the top part of my foot, he walked around looking for, and selected a spot near the top center of my foot. He place a “X” there, then it bit me!
He or she, then ran like hell, down the ladder and back to where he or she came from under my desk. This spider and the helper, a couple of hours later, out they came again and set up a couple of miniature folding chairs and a table with an unbrilla and sat down to relax in the sun. This time, I was ready for them and I put my foot down on them. I heard a couple of small screams and some crushing sounds ,then it was quiet.
I lifted my foot to see if they were still there. A dozen or so spiders were there, holding what appeared to be, funeral services. I looked in the news paper under Spider deaths, and there was nothing listed.
Now a lawyer, representing ,The Spiders Union, is filing papers and taking me to court. They are suing me, claming that, while spider bites are not against the law, killing one with your foot is…………………….
Now I have been sleeping on a hard bed and the food here is terrable. No TV or books to read, no visitors, This Union for Spiders appears to be a strong one and the Judge is looking for someone to hang. Life out side a nut shell is dangerous.
July 23, 2010
Ben R.
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