The amount I get per hour depends on how much I can squeeze out of you. There have been times when all I got was a hug or a small squeeze of the hand. It wasn’t even a good hand shake.
My specialty is in giving advice that centers on matters of the heart ( Love and Hate) Most people don’t know a thing about love, but everyone knows about hate. A woman will feel something, like a shortage of breath and think it is love. Most men will feel a tingle and a stiffness in the groin area and think that is love. But it is only a feeling that is enjoyed and they all want more of it, They can get the same feeling by eating some-thing that is too cold.
A woman can get that feeling by dreaming and depressing all other feelings. There is one other way that both men and women can get this feeling and that is; wear shoes that hurt you feet. Of course, real useful advice only comes when cash is going to be given for the information.
My advice is so good, that all the doctors in the field of phycology, philology, physiology, psychology and metallization use up most of my time. And some of them even require my treatment. They don’t call me the Father of mentality for nothing… If you don’t like what you have become, I can give you a whole new personality, you will feel and look so different that the I.R.S. won’t be able to tell who you are. For a few more dollars, I can change your fingerprints so not even the F.B.I. will be able to trace you!
All my work will be done outside of the territorial limits and Identifications papers will be furnished for a moderate fee! Space has a lot of unclaimed areas and with the speed of light, you will be there and back, before anyone misses you.
If you don’t have anything to hide, you really don’t require my services, but you must remember, All Hollows Day is about here and we are running a special for a short time. All staff members are pure and certified professionals, trained by me my-self and can furnish testimonies to there abilities.
There have been a couple of times that things didn’t go quite right, but that has been a long- long time ago when this field was first opened. How ever, if some-thing was to go wrong, we can offer a burial in space for a small contribution. You won’t have to worry about you grave site being destroyed by a collision of planets or a falling meteorites.
Plan for the future today………
By; Ben R.
My specialty is in giving advice that centers on matters of the heart ( Love and Hate) Most people don’t know a thing about love, but everyone knows about hate. A woman will feel something, like a shortage of breath and think it is love. Most men will feel a tingle and a stiffness in the groin area and think that is love. But it is only a feeling that is enjoyed and they all want more of it, They can get the same feeling by eating some-thing that is too cold.
A woman can get that feeling by dreaming and depressing all other feelings. There is one other way that both men and women can get this feeling and that is; wear shoes that hurt you feet. Of course, real useful advice only comes when cash is going to be given for the information.
My advice is so good, that all the doctors in the field of phycology, philology, physiology, psychology and metallization use up most of my time. And some of them even require my treatment. They don’t call me the Father of mentality for nothing… If you don’t like what you have become, I can give you a whole new personality, you will feel and look so different that the I.R.S. won’t be able to tell who you are. For a few more dollars, I can change your fingerprints so not even the F.B.I. will be able to trace you!
All my work will be done outside of the territorial limits and Identifications papers will be furnished for a moderate fee! Space has a lot of unclaimed areas and with the speed of light, you will be there and back, before anyone misses you.
If you don’t have anything to hide, you really don’t require my services, but you must remember, All Hollows Day is about here and we are running a special for a short time. All staff members are pure and certified professionals, trained by me my-self and can furnish testimonies to there abilities.
There have been a couple of times that things didn’t go quite right, but that has been a long- long time ago when this field was first opened. How ever, if some-thing was to go wrong, we can offer a burial in space for a small contribution. You won’t have to worry about you grave site being destroyed by a collision of planets or a falling meteorites.
Plan for the future today………
By; Ben R.
Oct, 10,2010
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