" Irish Stew or Chili "

There is no contest, even though I have a wee bit of Irish in me ol body. There is nothing better than a hot bowl of Chili when it’s cold out. You get ur self a red nose and feel warm all over on the inside. Some like it a bit stout, but I like mine mild and smooth with a pickle and maybe some crackers on the side.

Me wife makes it mild and uses three kinds of beans. A dash of this and a dash of that. An old family secret. It’s never the same twice in a roll.

The little people have all gone down to south Texas when the pots are big and the Chili is so strong it stops the hair on your chest from growing. No one liked little people with chest hair anyway.

Chest nuts will not grow In un-fertile soil, that is why the little people’s nuts are dragging on the ground. Yet, there has never been found, a prevention for skid marks, found in their undies. There has been an on going investigation on this matter for hundreds of years and it is thought to be the reason why there are no young or little female people.

Eating Texas Chili and counting gold in a pot, at the end of rainbows, has become a very dangerous profession. Large numbers of the wee people have vanished. While Texas Chili remains strong and deadly.

But fear not, something much stronger has been found, something called Chicken Nuggets of which you can find at Dominoes Pizza and I have been burning the paint, off the walls with my breath, ever since I tried one last night.

Pizza lover’s beware, get your self a bowl of Chili and have a Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year

Peace be with the Green…..

By; Ben R.
12/10/2010