Things you often wondered about, but were unnecessary to know.
A long time ago, when Leif Erickson was discovering America in the North East, Christopher Columbus was discovering America in the south East.
But long before that, on the other side of the world, a creature crawled up out of the sea, onto a sandy beach and laid an egg. Then back into the sea it went! Then along came this big yellow bird and he saw it, so he set on it while trying to think of what it could be, At the same time the egg was cracking open and it looked like a finger or was it a worm, There was no way that it could go up, with that Big yellow bird setting on it, so it had to go down. Then it turned and went sideways several feet and then went up.
Case in point: That old question on which came first, The egg or the Chicken? Well this should clear that up.
The sun was bright and the warmth from it was felt. What ever it was, it had no head or a tail end, one couldn’t tell one end from the other. It looked a lot like the baby that crawled on the floor in the Pop Eye comic strip. The baby was called “Sweet Pee”, Pea wee always wore a long white night shirt. When ever you seen Sweet Pee, Pop Eye’s girl friend was close by. Her name was Ooola Earl. Sweet Pee was not her baby, and Pop Eye was not Sweet Pees father! This is where all the confusion started. And no one has ever been able to explain it.
Ooola was not Pop Eye’s girl friend, She was the girl friend to Alley Oop, This guy “Oop” had a dinosaur named Dinny or Danny and Alley smoked cigars and he would light them from neon signs.
But getting back to Pop Eye, his girl friend was called Olive Oyl. She was tall, had straight skinny legs. A nose that you couldn’t miss and she her hair was always tied in a bun shape, in the back.
How ever, like Ooola, she was not the mother of Sweet Pee. I think that Sweet Pee came from the same family as that worm with no head.
Of course you remember “Wimpy” He was the one that invented the hamburger and his friend “Potato Johnny” was the one that invented the French Fry, but he wasn’t French, He was Chinese. It’s funny how stories get changed when they are passed along.
And while we are talking about Fairy Tales, There weren’t Seven dwarfs. There were eight and when they came home from working in the mine that day, they never found Snow White, it was, The Three Bear’s. Snow White was really the Old Witch with a broom and Black Crow.
The eighth Dwarf was called Amber and Amber was so small you could hardly ever see her. The dwarf’s never needed anyone to clean their house, Amber done it all. The cooking, the cleaning, The laundry and The sewing, she never had any kitchen appliances or a vacuum, as there was no electric power back then. So, Stop your grumbling and get up off you back side and get the house work done!
By: Ben R.
Feb, 10,2022
A long time ago, when Leif Erickson was discovering America in the North East, Christopher Columbus was discovering America in the south East.
But long before that, on the other side of the world, a creature crawled up out of the sea, onto a sandy beach and laid an egg. Then back into the sea it went! Then along came this big yellow bird and he saw it, so he set on it while trying to think of what it could be, At the same time the egg was cracking open and it looked like a finger or was it a worm, There was no way that it could go up, with that Big yellow bird setting on it, so it had to go down. Then it turned and went sideways several feet and then went up.
Case in point: That old question on which came first, The egg or the Chicken? Well this should clear that up.
The sun was bright and the warmth from it was felt. What ever it was, it had no head or a tail end, one couldn’t tell one end from the other. It looked a lot like the baby that crawled on the floor in the Pop Eye comic strip. The baby was called “Sweet Pee”, Pea wee always wore a long white night shirt. When ever you seen Sweet Pee, Pop Eye’s girl friend was close by. Her name was Ooola Earl. Sweet Pee was not her baby, and Pop Eye was not Sweet Pees father! This is where all the confusion started. And no one has ever been able to explain it.
Ooola was not Pop Eye’s girl friend, She was the girl friend to Alley Oop, This guy “Oop” had a dinosaur named Dinny or Danny and Alley smoked cigars and he would light them from neon signs.
But getting back to Pop Eye, his girl friend was called Olive Oyl. She was tall, had straight skinny legs. A nose that you couldn’t miss and she her hair was always tied in a bun shape, in the back.
How ever, like Ooola, she was not the mother of Sweet Pee. I think that Sweet Pee came from the same family as that worm with no head.
Of course you remember “Wimpy” He was the one that invented the hamburger and his friend “Potato Johnny” was the one that invented the French Fry, but he wasn’t French, He was Chinese. It’s funny how stories get changed when they are passed along.
And while we are talking about Fairy Tales, There weren’t Seven dwarfs. There were eight and when they came home from working in the mine that day, they never found Snow White, it was, The Three Bear’s. Snow White was really the Old Witch with a broom and Black Crow.
The eighth Dwarf was called Amber and Amber was so small you could hardly ever see her. The dwarf’s never needed anyone to clean their house, Amber done it all. The cooking, the cleaning, The laundry and The sewing, she never had any kitchen appliances or a vacuum, as there was no electric power back then. So, Stop your grumbling and get up off you back side and get the house work done!
By: Ben R.
Feb, 10,2022
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