Do you need a tune up, do you miss the point very often. Do people have to repeat things to you more than just once? Do you know what day this is and do you care? Do you want to be alone, all by yourself ? Are you the only one in the group, that is right? What you need is a mental tune up.-----------I just had one done, it’s called Electric Shock Treatment. They give you a few jolts and that mixes everything up, in your head and it takes weeks before you realize you have been away from reality. The ideal treatment is when you never come back to reality and get to live in happy land there after. The rooms are nice and you may have to share a room with another person, and that is fine, unless they talk or click their dentures in their sleep.
The food is not all that bad, but they feed you a lot of starchy stuff and a lot of fruit. That wouldn’t be so bad if it were fresh. They send some to your room every day and tell you how to make your bed and clean the floor, You get clean sheets once a week unless you shit in your bed, than you get extra lessons in hygienic and hydrotherapy.
I believe they take real good care of a person, as they appear to be full all the time, I know there are more people trying to get in than there are trying to get out. (That alone should tell you something.) Most of the people sleep all the time and some even walk around in a daze. It must be the medication!
The place is enclosed in a beautiful park, lots of flowers and trees, benches and it has a high wall all around to keep the public out. On my first day there, I met George Worthington and his wife Bessie Ross, She was a lot younger than I thought She was.
George told me, he got a bum rap. Said he never owned an axe and he never chopped down a cherry tree. He said the British started that story and old Ben Franklin used it in his paper for news. He also said that Old Ben never flew a kite or use a key to discover lightening. They had lightening long before that.
The food is not all that bad, but they feed you a lot of starchy stuff and a lot of fruit. That wouldn’t be so bad if it were fresh. They send some to your room every day and tell you how to make your bed and clean the floor, You get clean sheets once a week unless you shit in your bed, than you get extra lessons in hygienic and hydrotherapy.
I believe they take real good care of a person, as they appear to be full all the time, I know there are more people trying to get in than there are trying to get out. (That alone should tell you something.) Most of the people sleep all the time and some even walk around in a daze. It must be the medication!
The place is enclosed in a beautiful park, lots of flowers and trees, benches and it has a high wall all around to keep the public out. On my first day there, I met George Worthington and his wife Bessie Ross, She was a lot younger than I thought She was.
George told me, he got a bum rap. Said he never owned an axe and he never chopped down a cherry tree. He said the British started that story and old Ben Franklin used it in his paper for news. He also said that Old Ben never flew a kite or use a key to discover lightening. They had lightening long before that.
The cost of living in one of these mansions is less than you would think. Cheaper than a hotel room or a nursing home. Of course, nothing can beat the cost of living on a cruise ship and traveling in the Bahamas.
In a mansion you don’t have to cook meals, they are served to you. On a cruise ship you have a choice of which dinning room and what you want to eat. You don’t need any health insurance or a car. You don’t have to file an income tax form or cut the grass and shovel snow off the walks. You never have to worry about having money in a bank or balancing the check book. You just sign a paper and they take your money and use it as they see fit. Another thing is, there is no need to take a vacation as you live one, all year long.
If relatives or friends have been bothering you, way too much, just tell the guards and they won’t let them enter the grounds. Another thing is; the law can’t touch you, they have no jurisdiction there. So if you have had problems with the law. You are safe at the mansion. Some of the people that live there, have even gotten away with murder.
Just don’t set and stare at anyone, that is considered to be bad manners. The Tuesday night movie is always shown Thursday nights. The rooms have no Television or telephones but they do have a pay phone in lobby. You can have a radio if it is kept low.
Mail is picked up and delivered once a week, on Friday at 3:30 p.m. but it has to be censured by: Nurse, Ram Jet, first. If you haven’t met her yet, you soon will! She is the one that always wants to know if you had a bowel movement today, if not, she will assist you.
Anything else to be said, is not worth saying at this point.
Have a nice Day!
P.S. Your sister “Chester” asked me to say “Hi” for her!
In a mansion you don’t have to cook meals, they are served to you. On a cruise ship you have a choice of which dinning room and what you want to eat. You don’t need any health insurance or a car. You don’t have to file an income tax form or cut the grass and shovel snow off the walks. You never have to worry about having money in a bank or balancing the check book. You just sign a paper and they take your money and use it as they see fit. Another thing is, there is no need to take a vacation as you live one, all year long.
If relatives or friends have been bothering you, way too much, just tell the guards and they won’t let them enter the grounds. Another thing is; the law can’t touch you, they have no jurisdiction there. So if you have had problems with the law. You are safe at the mansion. Some of the people that live there, have even gotten away with murder.
Just don’t set and stare at anyone, that is considered to be bad manners. The Tuesday night movie is always shown Thursday nights. The rooms have no Television or telephones but they do have a pay phone in lobby. You can have a radio if it is kept low.
Mail is picked up and delivered once a week, on Friday at 3:30 p.m. but it has to be censured by: Nurse, Ram Jet, first. If you haven’t met her yet, you soon will! She is the one that always wants to know if you had a bowel movement today, if not, she will assist you.
Anything else to be said, is not worth saying at this point.
Have a nice Day!
P.S. Your sister “Chester” asked me to say “Hi” for her!
By: Ben R.
Feb, 14, 2011
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