These are things that you need to know. How many people can you get under one umbrella?
That is if you don’t count yourself. Some of us will take up enough space as three or four people would! We have one umbrella that she keeps in her purse, it can be used for one or two people, maybe!
And I have one that is about four foot across, that has never been used, The third one is a cheap one that she got at a Pudgy Woggy store, As I can remember, it has been turned inside out so many times, you would think it was reversible. It might be two & a half to three foot across it, from tip to tip. We have had seven or eight people under it, with their heads only. It says on a label, made in the USA.
Everyone seems to buy what they need from Wal-Mart or a stores that sell stuff from out side the USA. That is where our jobs in this country, are going to. Some people have never figured out what happens to our economy, when that happens.
A company in the united states has to drop their prices to compete, and if that is done, the product has to made cheaper. And that is how it all starts. You once had a job, now you don’t, and you did it to yourselves.
Another thing I would like to know is: How many people can be on a joint checking account? We had two, the wife and myself, they never would honor a check that I wrote. Once I was even tossed in jail for trying to cash a check. My sister in-law second cousin, had fifteen people in her joint account. They all deposited their earnings into this account, Including her husband, Ding Ling. And they wouldn’t cash a check from him either. The other thirteen people never had a problem as there was never any money left in the account, if she got to it first!
Have you ever let someone else use your shoes? How long was it before they were returned to you? When a women borrows a dress to wear to a dance, can you still wear it, if it comes back to you or have you forgotten about it? Should you loan your comb to someone else to use?
How can you tell if a person can be trusted? It has been two weeks and the car still hasn’t been returned. She looked so pretty and made several promises to me. It a good thing the car didn’t belong to me, it was the one you loaned to me the week before. I only drove it once.
Some one left several cats off at my place, You spelled the word “Kittens wrong” on the notes you attached to each one. If I had, had you car, I would have returned them to you with the car! But you just can’t win all the time.
My lip has been bleeding since last night. Don’t know what I was hit with when I came in the door, but I was half way down the side walk when I came to. The dog found me and was licking my face, I checked for my bill fold and the dog had it in his mouth as he sat there wagging his thing in the back.
Never trust your old Mother when she starts message with, Once up-on a time, that is the same as to start by saying “ you will never believe this shit” Another thing, do not loan money to an old girl friend, as she will take it and keep it, then she will say that you tried to bribe her and she kept the money as evidence. Then she will forget where she put it, or so she says!
When I was a young person, there was a ghost living under my bed, he or she hasn’t been seen for years. any of you know where the ghost went?
That is if you don’t count yourself. Some of us will take up enough space as three or four people would! We have one umbrella that she keeps in her purse, it can be used for one or two people, maybe!
And I have one that is about four foot across, that has never been used, The third one is a cheap one that she got at a Pudgy Woggy store, As I can remember, it has been turned inside out so many times, you would think it was reversible. It might be two & a half to three foot across it, from tip to tip. We have had seven or eight people under it, with their heads only. It says on a label, made in the USA.
Everyone seems to buy what they need from Wal-Mart or a stores that sell stuff from out side the USA. That is where our jobs in this country, are going to. Some people have never figured out what happens to our economy, when that happens.
A company in the united states has to drop their prices to compete, and if that is done, the product has to made cheaper. And that is how it all starts. You once had a job, now you don’t, and you did it to yourselves.
Another thing I would like to know is: How many people can be on a joint checking account? We had two, the wife and myself, they never would honor a check that I wrote. Once I was even tossed in jail for trying to cash a check. My sister in-law second cousin, had fifteen people in her joint account. They all deposited their earnings into this account, Including her husband, Ding Ling. And they wouldn’t cash a check from him either. The other thirteen people never had a problem as there was never any money left in the account, if she got to it first!
Have you ever let someone else use your shoes? How long was it before they were returned to you? When a women borrows a dress to wear to a dance, can you still wear it, if it comes back to you or have you forgotten about it? Should you loan your comb to someone else to use?
How can you tell if a person can be trusted? It has been two weeks and the car still hasn’t been returned. She looked so pretty and made several promises to me. It a good thing the car didn’t belong to me, it was the one you loaned to me the week before. I only drove it once.
Some one left several cats off at my place, You spelled the word “Kittens wrong” on the notes you attached to each one. If I had, had you car, I would have returned them to you with the car! But you just can’t win all the time.
My lip has been bleeding since last night. Don’t know what I was hit with when I came in the door, but I was half way down the side walk when I came to. The dog found me and was licking my face, I checked for my bill fold and the dog had it in his mouth as he sat there wagging his thing in the back.
Never trust your old Mother when she starts message with, Once up-on a time, that is the same as to start by saying “ you will never believe this shit” Another thing, do not loan money to an old girl friend, as she will take it and keep it, then she will say that you tried to bribe her and she kept the money as evidence. Then she will forget where she put it, or so she says!
When I was a young person, there was a ghost living under my bed, he or she hasn’t been seen for years. any of you know where the ghost went?
I have heard, a number of people, talk about the Man that lives on the moon, but I have never seen anything of him. Does he work during the day or at night? Maybe he works when I sleep or does he sleep while I work? No one appears to know much about him! The old lady says I never work, but do a lot of sleeping Day and Night.
Candy is for children, from two to a hundred & two, if they have no teeth, be sure the candy is soft. One more thing, Do you have another pair of shoes that I can borrow? The ones I have, are in bad shape ……
I know that it’s true, Mother always did love you more….
If these stories kill you, I hope you die from Laughter “ Ben”
Candy is for children, from two to a hundred & two, if they have no teeth, be sure the candy is soft. One more thing, Do you have another pair of shoes that I can borrow? The ones I have, are in bad shape ……
I know that it’s true, Mother always did love you more….
If these stories kill you, I hope you die from Laughter “ Ben”
By: Ben R.
June 8,2011
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