Have you ever been awoken at 3:14 A.M. on a really cold winter morning, by someone knocking and ringing your door bell? Have you noticed that the strips on the American flag, have the same color of white and are the same size, as those on a prison uniform? This person had white a gray striped uniform, no cap, coat or gloves. He was shaking so bad that his teeth were chattering. The words he used, were frozen as they were spoken and fell into twelve inches of fresh snow!
He told me he was out campaigning for a candidate and asked if he could come inside to warm up. The gun in his hand didn’t allow me much of a choice to say yes or no. You are standing in the door way with only your shorts on, while the dog was hiding in the kitchen and he didn’t bark even once.
I am not sure about the order in what happened next. But a scream came from something standing in the dinning room arch and it scared the hell out of me and this guy with the gun. The figure look to be that of the Gray Ghost, the face was covered with gray mater and the hair was hanging down in ringlets with cloth curlers. She was short, dumpy and fat and she was chewing on a turkey leg. With those short bowed legs, one had to look twice to see if there was pony between them.
With that scream, the dog went running and yipping off in to the bed room. This guy in the prison suit and I , both turned to see this spook in the dining room and he dropped his gun on the floor. It went off and the bullet struck a picture hanging on the wall and it fell to the floor breaking the glass. Now the back of my shorts must have looked as if I was setting in a patch of peanut butter or a kaki colored substance.
The guy in the prison uniform was running down the drive way. The picture that feel from the wall was one of my mother in-law. The bullet hit her dead center between the eyes and I had always wondered what she would look like with a bullet hole there. She had driven her doctor, her brother, her husband and two and a half of her three kids mad, before she was committed to a Sanitarium. I wasn’t aware of this before I married.
That was when the Queen appeared, it was my wife the daughter of the mother. You could see that she was about to explode and I never do have time to find cover. I called the police, they came, and I filed charges against myself. The police station would be a better place to be, while she was cooling down.
Friends offered to put up bail money, but I told them No! I needed this rest really bad. Christmas came and went, New years came and went. Then it was April the fifteenth and the I. R. S. had sent me a notice that I missed the final filling date.
But here I am, three good meals a day, a place to sleep, I can read and watch TV And I get enough exercise. It is the same as any other resort, only I don’t have to pay, I made the judge angry and he is going to see that I get to stay here for sometime.
Call me when Spring come around!
By; Ben R.
Nov. 26, 2011
He told me he was out campaigning for a candidate and asked if he could come inside to warm up. The gun in his hand didn’t allow me much of a choice to say yes or no. You are standing in the door way with only your shorts on, while the dog was hiding in the kitchen and he didn’t bark even once.
I am not sure about the order in what happened next. But a scream came from something standing in the dinning room arch and it scared the hell out of me and this guy with the gun. The figure look to be that of the Gray Ghost, the face was covered with gray mater and the hair was hanging down in ringlets with cloth curlers. She was short, dumpy and fat and she was chewing on a turkey leg. With those short bowed legs, one had to look twice to see if there was pony between them.
With that scream, the dog went running and yipping off in to the bed room. This guy in the prison suit and I , both turned to see this spook in the dining room and he dropped his gun on the floor. It went off and the bullet struck a picture hanging on the wall and it fell to the floor breaking the glass. Now the back of my shorts must have looked as if I was setting in a patch of peanut butter or a kaki colored substance.
The guy in the prison uniform was running down the drive way. The picture that feel from the wall was one of my mother in-law. The bullet hit her dead center between the eyes and I had always wondered what she would look like with a bullet hole there. She had driven her doctor, her brother, her husband and two and a half of her three kids mad, before she was committed to a Sanitarium. I wasn’t aware of this before I married.
That was when the Queen appeared, it was my wife the daughter of the mother. You could see that she was about to explode and I never do have time to find cover. I called the police, they came, and I filed charges against myself. The police station would be a better place to be, while she was cooling down.
Friends offered to put up bail money, but I told them No! I needed this rest really bad. Christmas came and went, New years came and went. Then it was April the fifteenth and the I. R. S. had sent me a notice that I missed the final filling date.
But here I am, three good meals a day, a place to sleep, I can read and watch TV And I get enough exercise. It is the same as any other resort, only I don’t have to pay, I made the judge angry and he is going to see that I get to stay here for sometime.
Call me when Spring come around!
By; Ben R.
Nov. 26, 2011
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