Wednesday, March 21, 2012

"How to get rich quickly "

What ever that was, when it hit the fan, it got all over me because I wasn’t paying attention. Next time, you watch it !

I heard a voice, couldn’t see where it came from. I turned around and around and I could still hear it. Then it said: Look with in your self, so I did, what I found was the same stuff that hit the fan, should I go on ?

I once had a friend named George. George fancied himself as a driver of trucks. One day George was backing up a semi, got out to see where he was going and backed over himself. George change his occupation after that, now he is Banker, He sued the truck company and got enough money to open his own bank.

If George is standing and looking at you, you won’t be able to see him. If he is walking away from you, you still can’t see him. But if he is standing sideways, you will see him. That is how you look after a big truck runs over you.

George has a brain like a computer, it is thin just like he is. It is thick enough to hold every thing for, an instant flash recall. George is also noted for being able to walk in a strong, one hundred and forty Mile Per Hour, wind with-out losing any ground.

George married Percy’s sister, Percy is now a Vice President of this Savings and Loan. One day, George ask Percy to pay for their lunch, but Percy never had any money and no one would give him a credit card, they all said he was a bad risk. So George loaned Percy some money and got him a credit card, now George owns Percy and all the Percy has. George’s wife was the head teller at the Savings & Loan. Then she wanted a credit card. Will George give her one ? George has a very large accident insurance policy on his wife of Eight Hundred Thousand dollars.

One day she was standing on a street corner and a big semi truck ran over her. George sued, and another truck company has fallen through the cracks and The insurance company had to pay double. Do you think George will become a good business Man,

George has a very l a r g e Limousine with three young and beautiful ladies that travel with him, One drives the lemo, one is the bartender and one open and closes limousine doors.

If George wants something or already has it, he just stamps it, “Mine” George owns everything, he has ware houses full of warehouses along with a few portable ones. If you want to buy something and can’t find it, It is because George has a ware house full of them.

George has three doctors. One who has practiced medicine for twenty some years, One that just finished pre-med and the other is still in high school.

George bought himself a seat in the State Senate, he went to Washington and three weeks later, he was shot. George’s body can not be found. Some say George is in Bagdad. The girls bought the Lemo and they are having a Ball with it. One drives while two work in the back.

Can you guess who is running the business? If you think it is Percy, you are wrong, George has a Son that is doing fifteen years, and the business is being ran by his Uncle! His name is Sam!

Now don’t go away too far.

By: Ben R.

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