Thursday, April 26, 2012

"Two little girls arguing"

#1 My Mom is faster than your Mom! #2. No she isn’t. #1 She can go from here to there with in a blink of an eye. #2. But when you blink an eye, you can’t see. #1. Then don’t blink! #1. All eyes have to blink! #2. Why? #1. Because God made em that way! #2. Well I don’t have to blink mine! #1. Yes you do! #2. Momm, Carol say I have to blink” “Mom” Have you got your room clean yet?

#1. Now you did it! #2. Did what? #1. You called your Mom! #2. I did not! #1. You did so! #2. I don’t have to clean my room, #1. It must really get dirty them, #2. No it isn’t, #1. who cleans it then? #2. A cleaning fairy, #1. There is no such person. #2. Momm, ”Carol says there is no clean fairy” “Mom” That’s you dear, now get that room clean. #1. See I told you. #2. Will you help me? #1. No you don’t help me clean my room. #2. You never ask me to. #1. well I don’t think I ever will!

#2, Mom, My room is clean, can I go now? “Mom” I’ll come and check it, #2 give me a few more minutes. #2. Mom, when are we going to eat! “Mom” Is your room clean? #2. Mom, I am starving to death ! “Mom” Don’t die until your room is clean. #2. But Mom!

“Mom” Dinner is ready, is your room clean? #2, I fell asleep, and I am hungry, “Mom” is your room clean? #2, I am dieing from hunger, “Mom” Is your room clean? #2. but mom I am sick! “Mom” I’ll call a doctor. #2. I am feeling better. “Mom” Good, get to working on that room. #2. Can I do part of it now and the rest tomorrow? “Mom’ “No” #2. I think I am getting sick again! “Mom” I am coming with the caster oil! #2. No! No! No! No! caster oil make me sicker!

#2. “Dad”, mom is making me clean my room! “Dad to Mom”, this kid is only three and a half . ”Mom”, She is four and a half and old enough to learn. “Mom to dad”, go clean your half of our room. “Dad” I have been working all day and I am too tired. “Mom’ I am tired too so no cooking for me. “Dad” why” “Mom” because I am sick and tired. “Dad” Will you reconsider? “Mom” No way! “Dad” I’m going out to get something to eat. “Mom” Wait for me. #2. How about me? “Dad” Is your room Clean? #2, Yes, “Dad’ okay lets go!

Dog & Cat ,,Ruff Ruff --- Meow “Mom” “No”

By; Ben R.

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