Ding Dong is in a hospital, recovering from an unknown rash on her fore head. It kind of looked like a diaper rash, only it was green with blue dots.
Dumb Bat is an old friend that is always with Ding Dong. Some people say they are connected together, but that’s not true, they are always together so close you know, like, left and right, If one sneezes, both will hold a hankie under their noses to prevent the spreading of germs.
Dumb Bat is older, Blond, Big butt, and a guess would be 200 plus lbs. Ding Bat is younger, Dark hair that looks a lot like a crew cut and she has chin whiskers. Maybe 110 lbs. She looks like a fast car that has been retired for a spell.
These two are members of a group of entertainers called the Old Crows. I don’t know what they do in the act, It just when people see them they start laughing and don’t stop until they get off the stage. They don’t sing, dance, talk or do tricks, they just stand there in a line.
One of them, who is said to be the leader, points a finger in the air, like she was trying to get their attention. But before they do anything, the time given for the act is all used up and they have to leave the stage for the next act. This act gets more bookings than any other act, around, but no one really knows what it is that they do! It must be like playing the Minute Waltz for two hours, with a Big Dog on stage, Dancing and Barking all the way through it.
A Male friend had invited, Dumb Bat and Ding Dong out to dinner a few nights before, They started off with a pickled salad that was spiked with Sherry Jones 450 proof liquor. He was hopeful of getting a head start, once he got them to his apartment, by using a strong fast acting drink. What he didn’t know was either of these girls could out drink him, ten to one. They had both been trained on Jet fuel. And of course, they were lovers to each other.
By the time dinner was over, the old boy wasn’t able to find his way to the men’s room. The girls put him in a cab, gave the driver the address and told him to be sure the guy was inside before he left him. The fare would be twenty dollars and the girls were going to tip the driver forty percent, but not being good at math, they gave the driver a couple of quarters as a tip. When the cab drive drove away, you could tell he was indignant with these two girls. He may have dumped the old gut off, just around the corner..
Dumb Bat is an old friend that is always with Ding Dong. Some people say they are connected together, but that’s not true, they are always together so close you know, like, left and right, If one sneezes, both will hold a hankie under their noses to prevent the spreading of germs.
Dumb Bat is older, Blond, Big butt, and a guess would be 200 plus lbs. Ding Bat is younger, Dark hair that looks a lot like a crew cut and she has chin whiskers. Maybe 110 lbs. She looks like a fast car that has been retired for a spell.
These two are members of a group of entertainers called the Old Crows. I don’t know what they do in the act, It just when people see them they start laughing and don’t stop until they get off the stage. They don’t sing, dance, talk or do tricks, they just stand there in a line.
One of them, who is said to be the leader, points a finger in the air, like she was trying to get their attention. But before they do anything, the time given for the act is all used up and they have to leave the stage for the next act. This act gets more bookings than any other act, around, but no one really knows what it is that they do! It must be like playing the Minute Waltz for two hours, with a Big Dog on stage, Dancing and Barking all the way through it.
A Male friend had invited, Dumb Bat and Ding Dong out to dinner a few nights before, They started off with a pickled salad that was spiked with Sherry Jones 450 proof liquor. He was hopeful of getting a head start, once he got them to his apartment, by using a strong fast acting drink. What he didn’t know was either of these girls could out drink him, ten to one. They had both been trained on Jet fuel. And of course, they were lovers to each other.
By the time dinner was over, the old boy wasn’t able to find his way to the men’s room. The girls put him in a cab, gave the driver the address and told him to be sure the guy was inside before he left him. The fare would be twenty dollars and the girls were going to tip the driver forty percent, but not being good at math, they gave the driver a couple of quarters as a tip. When the cab drive drove away, you could tell he was indignant with these two girls. He may have dumped the old gut off, just around the corner..
The two made another pit stop before going home, both had spent a lot of their time at this place and were well known here. Of course they had to chat with everyone they knew, and the sun was coming up on the horizon before a taxi was called.
At home, they were thinking why not go out for breakfast, since it was early in the morning, So a taxi was again called and when it arrived it was the driver that just dropped them off a half hour before. His first thought was, Did I drop these two off at the wrong address, or what?
The restaurant was just opening and they would be the first customers of the day. They ordered coffee and drank cup after cup while trying to make up their minds what they wanted to eat. One finally ordered Toast with Lemon Slices and the other ordered Prune Pie El-o-mode. They sat there until the noon crowd started to come in for lunch. They left a twenty dollar bill on the table as a tip and paid the casher for the meal as they left.
It took a few minutes for the cab to arrive and it was the same driver that took their male friend home, When he saw the two ladies again, he had a look on his face that said, “No, Not again!” Then after he let them out of his taxi, one of the girls handed him a fifty dollar bill and said keep the change. This time, he tipped his cap and he drove away with a big smile on his face. His day was ending and he was happy!
At the home, the ladies were getting ready for some rest and Ding Dong was saying to Dumb Bat. “Not now Honey”, I have a head ach!
By: Ben R.
At home, they were thinking why not go out for breakfast, since it was early in the morning, So a taxi was again called and when it arrived it was the driver that just dropped them off a half hour before. His first thought was, Did I drop these two off at the wrong address, or what?
The restaurant was just opening and they would be the first customers of the day. They ordered coffee and drank cup after cup while trying to make up their minds what they wanted to eat. One finally ordered Toast with Lemon Slices and the other ordered Prune Pie El-o-mode. They sat there until the noon crowd started to come in for lunch. They left a twenty dollar bill on the table as a tip and paid the casher for the meal as they left.
It took a few minutes for the cab to arrive and it was the same driver that took their male friend home, When he saw the two ladies again, he had a look on his face that said, “No, Not again!” Then after he let them out of his taxi, one of the girls handed him a fifty dollar bill and said keep the change. This time, he tipped his cap and he drove away with a big smile on his face. His day was ending and he was happy!
At the home, the ladies were getting ready for some rest and Ding Dong was saying to Dumb Bat. “Not now Honey”, I have a head ach!
By: Ben R.
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