Wednesday, July 18, 2012

"Hu and Hohu"

First a Warning, Do not go back to re-read until you have read it all!
Take heed, do not look back a second time or your tooth will start hurting…….

Don’t know if they were married, but if they were, they had be quite old, They had two and a half kids, one was named “Is” and the other was called “It”. This became very confusing at times.

Anyway, they had planned to name the half child “At” when he or she was born. Hu was a college language instructor and Hohu , taught English four, a advanced course of English three. They lived in a very small apartment that was once a flea or tick house. If more than two were in the room at the same time, one had to set while the other moved around and the third had to go outside.

The window was in the ceiling and it provided all the light for this tiny living space. Running water was taken from a stream that ran under this box, that had a trap door in the floor. To give you some idea what we are talking about, the place is about one inch by two inches and if, Hu doesn’t leave Hohu alone, there will be a fourth child by the name of “To”

Then, Hu, Hohu, At, Is, It, To and It, will have to find a much larger place to live. This is near impossible, to do in a college town. “Do” is the name of the mother of Hohu and she takes up more space than Hu, Hohu, Is, It, At, To, when she comes around.

I thought they had five kids, two boys and three girls. She was called “Of” I think “Of” took “If” and “So”, to bath room with at the corner gas station. Them bugs sure have large families fast!

Now let’s count and find out if my count is right? Hu & Hohu are the couple that live in the little box, They end up with children, “Is” & “It”, than comes “At’ this = five. Then “Do”, the mother of Huho = six. Don’t know how we missed “To” but he would make seven. “Of” is the older of the three girls, “If” & “So” someone was left setting on the pot at the gas station so we have eleven all together.


The EPA says that a two room house can only have two people living in it and the house in question has only one room, All but one has to move, so who should we let stay in the house? I would vote for the Mother of Hohu…

Now if you didn’t understand this the first time, you won’t understand it the second or third time, Now call the Dentist and tell him you are on your way……………….

Only one comment made so far, They said they thought all my crackers were crumbled. What crackers? Do we have crackers? Woman, are you hiding the crackers?

By; Ben R.

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