Just between you and me, or is it between you and I. or maybe Me and you, what ever is correct?
I have a Mountain to climb, A desert to cross and an ocean to swim and a book to read. And my boss has a contract that he wants me to get signed before the week end. The man lives in the Bahamas and I need to go there to get it signed. The Customs Dept. won’t let me have a Visa, they say I have a court order to appear in front of a Federal Judge and they mean to see that I am there.
This bill collector has been sending me a pile of letters, trying to collect a long standing past due amount from a place called Bras, Plus, a women’s store in another city. I was in court for this before and tried to make the judge understand that I was a Man and did not use a bra. And had never purchased anything from this place called Bras, Plus,
The judge said: she didn’t care if I was a cat or a bird, and she gave me thirty days to get this case closed. I dropped my pants and showed her my balls, to prove I was a man, and she fined me Two hundred dollars, ($200.00) for indecent exposure and I didn’t have a dime on me.
With a night in a cell, the meal wasn’t too bad, but the bed was torture. My room mate was an older women that wanted to fool around all night. I told the Jailer that I was a Man and I shouldn’t be in a cell with a women! He replied; The Judge said: I was a girl, on the papers he was given, and that’s the way it is.
The old girl said that if I didn’t do as she told me, she would holler “Rape”, she did and several cops came, but nothing was changed. I was hauled up before the Judge once again, the next morning and I ask her, how can a women rape another women, and the judge said: you told us you were a man. And I said: I don’t know what I am, maybe you will tell me? And she said: “Case Dismissed.” But I still had to pay the $ 200.00 before I got out!
The week end has passed, my boss fired me and customs stopped by to deliver my visa, which I no longer need. If you ever need a Lawyer, don’t go looking for one, Find a fast talking Cab Driver or a Plumber or a retired female judge. My Parrot is looking for work!
Mother, you are never here when I need you…..
By: Ben R.
I have a Mountain to climb, A desert to cross and an ocean to swim and a book to read. And my boss has a contract that he wants me to get signed before the week end. The man lives in the Bahamas and I need to go there to get it signed. The Customs Dept. won’t let me have a Visa, they say I have a court order to appear in front of a Federal Judge and they mean to see that I am there.
This bill collector has been sending me a pile of letters, trying to collect a long standing past due amount from a place called Bras, Plus, a women’s store in another city. I was in court for this before and tried to make the judge understand that I was a Man and did not use a bra. And had never purchased anything from this place called Bras, Plus,
The judge said: she didn’t care if I was a cat or a bird, and she gave me thirty days to get this case closed. I dropped my pants and showed her my balls, to prove I was a man, and she fined me Two hundred dollars, ($200.00) for indecent exposure and I didn’t have a dime on me.
With a night in a cell, the meal wasn’t too bad, but the bed was torture. My room mate was an older women that wanted to fool around all night. I told the Jailer that I was a Man and I shouldn’t be in a cell with a women! He replied; The Judge said: I was a girl, on the papers he was given, and that’s the way it is.
The old girl said that if I didn’t do as she told me, she would holler “Rape”, she did and several cops came, but nothing was changed. I was hauled up before the Judge once again, the next morning and I ask her, how can a women rape another women, and the judge said: you told us you were a man. And I said: I don’t know what I am, maybe you will tell me? And she said: “Case Dismissed.” But I still had to pay the $ 200.00 before I got out!
The week end has passed, my boss fired me and customs stopped by to deliver my visa, which I no longer need. If you ever need a Lawyer, don’t go looking for one, Find a fast talking Cab Driver or a Plumber or a retired female judge. My Parrot is looking for work!
Mother, you are never here when I need you…..
By: Ben R.
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