Never say Ouch unless it hurts. Be a strong person and show how much pain you can handle. Have you ever jabbed yourself with a safety pin or a anything else with a sharp point. Did you use a swear word or did you just say ” Ouch”?
Pain levels that people can tolerate vary. Just like the place where you can feel pain changes. Touch some one on the ear and they will say ouch. Step on some ones foot and they will say, watch where you are going. Crowd someone and they will ask if you need the whole space?
Me, I like to pat them somewhere, preferably on the back end, and ask them to make a little room for me. They will smile and you have an opening for a conversation. Comment on her perfume or hair or his shave lotion or hair. People like to hear nice things about themselves. just don’t make the comment too personal. Of course if you think she or he is ready to go to bed with you, don’t miss that opportunity!
If you want to have some fun, step into a crowed elevator and say “Stick-em up” and “don’t move or I will shoot”. Then if you are still standing, say: I was only joking, that is if you can still talk! Or stand behind a fat lady and make a sound like a fart, then fall to the floor. This one will kill-em.
When you go to Wal-mart, put things in other people basket when they aren’t watching. Set some alarm clock to go off at different times! Tell some one their watch is slipping or their slip is falling. When you are in a crowd, say who did that, who touched me in my private parts? Then look at a pretty girl and ask if she did it! I she denies it, say are you sure you didn’t do it? Then ask the older lady if she did it? Of cource there is a chance someone will say “yes”, then you yell “Bingo”
If you have so much free time to read this stuff, why are you not getting your work done? The boss has been watching you and if he calls for you to come to his office, have a good reason why you were messing around, research is a good answer, or product comparison is another one. You can always say: I don’t feel good and didn’t know what I was doing! If you get away with that, than you should be the boss! Remember, you can’t prosper unless you try and you don’t try, you have lost. You really didn’t like that job, did you? Have you ever kicked cans for a living? There should be a great demand for it, as not many people are doing it!
I once had a job working in a factory, making grass skirts, My hours kept getting shorter and shorter because the skirts were getting shorter and shorter and they ran me off because I was using grass that was too dry. I was also spending too much time having the tall girls try on the short skirts. It was called quality control and that is what I though I was hired to do and I liked that part.
Never run from a drunk mad Indian, watch to see where the arrows are going to land and step aside or just run faster. They can’t hit anything when they are drunk, but then you never know when they will get lucky!
Remember that old saying, woman run faster with skirt up than man do with pants down, It’s a lie. He run pretty fast when the pants are off. Go ahead, count them your self. They range in age from, two to ten, All the times I lost the race! Now you know where that song came from, the “Ten little Indians”
Pain levels that people can tolerate vary. Just like the place where you can feel pain changes. Touch some one on the ear and they will say ouch. Step on some ones foot and they will say, watch where you are going. Crowd someone and they will ask if you need the whole space?
Me, I like to pat them somewhere, preferably on the back end, and ask them to make a little room for me. They will smile and you have an opening for a conversation. Comment on her perfume or hair or his shave lotion or hair. People like to hear nice things about themselves. just don’t make the comment too personal. Of course if you think she or he is ready to go to bed with you, don’t miss that opportunity!
If you want to have some fun, step into a crowed elevator and say “Stick-em up” and “don’t move or I will shoot”. Then if you are still standing, say: I was only joking, that is if you can still talk! Or stand behind a fat lady and make a sound like a fart, then fall to the floor. This one will kill-em.
When you go to Wal-mart, put things in other people basket when they aren’t watching. Set some alarm clock to go off at different times! Tell some one their watch is slipping or their slip is falling. When you are in a crowd, say who did that, who touched me in my private parts? Then look at a pretty girl and ask if she did it! I she denies it, say are you sure you didn’t do it? Then ask the older lady if she did it? Of cource there is a chance someone will say “yes”, then you yell “Bingo”
If you have so much free time to read this stuff, why are you not getting your work done? The boss has been watching you and if he calls for you to come to his office, have a good reason why you were messing around, research is a good answer, or product comparison is another one. You can always say: I don’t feel good and didn’t know what I was doing! If you get away with that, than you should be the boss! Remember, you can’t prosper unless you try and you don’t try, you have lost. You really didn’t like that job, did you? Have you ever kicked cans for a living? There should be a great demand for it, as not many people are doing it!
I once had a job working in a factory, making grass skirts, My hours kept getting shorter and shorter because the skirts were getting shorter and shorter and they ran me off because I was using grass that was too dry. I was also spending too much time having the tall girls try on the short skirts. It was called quality control and that is what I though I was hired to do and I liked that part.
Never run from a drunk mad Indian, watch to see where the arrows are going to land and step aside or just run faster. They can’t hit anything when they are drunk, but then you never know when they will get lucky!
Remember that old saying, woman run faster with skirt up than man do with pants down, It’s a lie. He run pretty fast when the pants are off. Go ahead, count them your self. They range in age from, two to ten, All the times I lost the race! Now you know where that song came from, the “Ten little Indians”
You lie Squaw, We both know you could always outrun me, now you get-em supper ready, me hungry!
By: Ben R.
By: Ben R.
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