Charlie Tuna had a sister named “ Samantha”. Samantha was not your average tuna, she had curves that attract a lot of attention and when she swims, she wore a swim suit that was hardly detectable, and she had a special wiggle that she did, that would turn your burner on.
Everybody knew Samantha, the male population, of tuna’s, were all wanting to get close to Samantha. While the female tuna clubs would like to see her caught and removed from the seas.
One day, Samantha got a little too close to a boat propeller lost her tail fins. Now a banquet is being planned to honor her. To attend this banquet, all you need is a fishing license, which is being sold at a very special price. The cost is more than twice the normal fee, but the sports- men say it is well worth it.
Samantha is being marinated and will be served as the main course at the banquet. It seems that everyone wants to have a piece of this tuna. A number of special sauces will be served along with Tuna gravy. Lemon slices and Tarter Sauce’s.
The banquet will start at one fifteen p.m. and will run until there is nothing more left, than the head, the back bone and some fins. These will be laid to rest later in the week. A statue of Samantha, will be erected at City Park and the water that she swam in will be preserved, in a time capsule, for the future of Tuna kind.
Samantha, we love you and thanks for inviting us to your party, you were delicious.
Jan. 15, 2013
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