"Credit Card & your kids"

Never hand your Credit card to your kid and send them to Wal-Mart to buy shoes. The receipt said, for items purchased at Wal-Mart, $ 495.18. It all came in two small plastic sacks. No shoes, not even the shoes she wore when she left home. She said, she never saw a pair of shoes that she liked and didn’t know what happened to her own shoes.

Why is it, that when you think you can trust your kid, you can’t ?  Ten thousand times, I have tested this kid and not even once has she came close to showing that she had learned anything.

As I was going through the plastic sacks, I found a second receipt, this one was for the lunch she had bought for her high school class and whole  school foot ball team.  ALL forty five of them.

I handed the receipt to my wife and she moved over just a little, so we both could bang our heads on the wall. The girl watched and was so happy, thinking we were keeping time with the music that was playing. My head was covered with blood as I lay there on the floor. As she continued to dance around until the ambulance arrived. 

In the cold room, at the hospital, where they keep the bodies of the dead. I was placed on a stainless steel table. While the wife was taken to an emergence room. As my spirit or ghostly image, floated around, I heard the

doctor’s say: they thought they could save her, if they can just get all that brain matter back to where it belongs.

The insurance will not cover the amount that was spent at Wal-Mart. And the wife has never had a job and she had no insurance or social security and never worked for anyone in her life. When her parents passed on, they left her a small amount of money, but the kid used that up long ago.  My insurance won’t pay a dime on her care. They say my death was suicide, so they won’t pay anything. If the wife doesn’t have too much brain damage, they should find go a place for her to live in one of them institutions , for the insane, as she will be ready for one soon, if she don’t!

This kid of ours, has been spoiled rotten since day one and she never did understand anything about responsibility.  I am thankful that we only had one child. I could never deal with two brainless kids.  Mother and daughter were so much alike, any man would have a problem dealing with that!

My two older brothers were a lot smarter than I was, they both knew that staying single was better, “a lot better”! I had a dog once, but he ran away, he just couldn’t handle life at home. See, even the dog was smarter than I was.

This girl has all the qualifications for politics, so, will some of you people please keep an eye on her? If she leans toward a career in government like being a Senator or Congressman, do whatever it takes to prevent that!

By;  Ben R.  ☺

March, 17, 2013