Wimekie & Damekey Handkey

 There is no telling just how long they have been on this planet, but I first noticed them about three or four years ago. A voice spoke to me and I turned to see who it was. There was no one there!  I said who and where are you?  It said: sorry, I forgot that you couldn’t see me, How is this, can you see me now”

That was when I saw this transparent outline that was about the size of a man.  It said: My name is Wimekie Handkey  and I came from a planet, far out in space, ‘actually’ I am here with my family.  Then from out of no-where, another figure appeared. It was larger and spoke in a soft feminine  voice, that sounded female to me. The first one said: this is my husband

“ Damkie”  Handkey, in hard harsh voice.

He said hello, and than said: We are here to learn about your world, what do you call it? This is Earth, I replied !  That was when a dog came by and lifted it’s leg to pee on the Alien!  This alien spoke to the dog and the dog answered the alien, they spoke for a while, than the dog trotted off.  I was astonished, and ask how he done that” He said: His kind can speak to any life form. In their own language!

I ask more questions and told me a lot of different things. The male of his species is called the wife, and the he is the larger of the two. He  gives birth to all the young, takes care of everything that the family needs to survive.

The little one is the boss and controls everything. She, the husband, she fixes everything, does all the work and the spouse has to have her permission before he can speak. The only way to tell how many children that are in the family, is to count the number of diapers hanging on the line to dry. Yes, all little ones leak, no matter what species they are. If the wife is hurting, it is the husband or female that feels the pain.

When the wife speaks to you, she says everything in reverse, so most of the time you don’t know what she is talking about! It’s like double talk in our own language. If you ask to have, what she said: repeated, it is done in triple time and you still don’t have any idea what was said! If you have to ask them a second time, they will turn a hot fiery color! I chose not to ask the second time.

Not many earth people knew they were here on Earth. And you couldn’t convince anyone that they were here. The sun came up and went down a thousand or more times, than one day, another ship from outer space arrived.

It was big, it stretched from sun-up to sun-down. It was all black with patches of gray, that look something like Duck Tape. There were short burst of lightening that were coming from all around the ship and it sounded like a manufacturing plant coming from the inside. 

A figure appeared, like the ones before. I asked, why the big ship was here and he said it came to take all the earth people home,

Again I ask, what home, "the earth is our home. Not anymore, he said! It was because we had failed the test), What test I ask again?  The Obama test, she replied,  I responded, I didn’t take any Obama test! “Oh yes you did”, was the reply.  Then I asked, what was the test all about? she said: I can’t tell you that, as we do not have all the bugs worked out of it as yet! It’s not clear to anyone!

The Alien said: You can remain here on Earth, if you wish, but you will have to vote for Obama, for a third term.  I said: No Way,  Take me with you, I am yours…..

The ship lifted slowly up and off the ground and we all waved good-by to the Earth. Mohammad waved back as he removed the rag that was wrapped around his head and laid his big gun down on the ground. Then he fell to his knees, leaned forward and kissed the ground. Now Obama has one of his own kind, who will follow him.

By; Ben R.

Nov. 5, 2013