Hi,
I just turned on the computer again and expect to hear from my wife Peggy any moment now. She says, that when I turn this computer it causes static on the radio, for a few moments. Than she says, it sounded more like a Fart and them gives me that go away look. And I thought I married an Innocent young thing! It's getting so she embarrasses me where ever we go.
Like I have told others, she often uses her hands to express herself, some one told her that when you extend your arm and have one finger sticking up in the air, that it is a sign, meaning "God loves you" and she passes the word along all the time, with the use of this one finger!
One time a guy came up to us and knocked me on my butt, I never understood why until just recently. Being along with her, one live on the dangerous side. Getting caught by one of her swings, once out of a couple of thousand times, isn't too bad for an average! You can see what a wonderful, loving and easy going those other people might say. Those close to me know the truth!
Well, it's turning cold again, cold with wind that is. I understand there could be some snow along with this system. That's what they call it here (a system) when they don't know what's going to happen. When it really bad out and you can't see a foot in front of yourself, they will say there's a storm expected in the area.
And around here, like every other place, You are out in the storm and stuck with your car, you turn your radio on just in time to hear them say, No Travel Advised in the area! This message is Sponsored by Sam's Corner Bar, where you will find the best drinks in town. Your credit is good here, stop in and fill out an application.
Oh well, you had to call a toll truck from some where and they are so busy, they can't get to you until around 8:00 a.m. the following morning. Did you notice, there is not one single girl in the bar, They are all home alone in a nice warm bed. What you see in the bar is” all old dirty drunks, maybe one is female, but you can’t tell for sure.
After a long night, you look and smell like something that time had forgotten. The cats hiss at you and those dogs growl and bark as you pass them on the streets. Finally, after struggling for hours, you arrive at home. You are cold and almost frozen stiff and you can’t find your keys to the door, you left them in your car and it has been towed to the garage.
You ring the door bell for what seems to be hours and one of the kids finally open the door and yells "Mom, there's a bum at the door. Then when they find out it is you, the first thing they say is, "where is the ice cream?"
Your tired, hungry and need to rest. The phone was ringing all morning, your wife and kids and their friends were busy calling each other. Your Boss has been trying to get a hold of you all morning. Once he talked to the three year old and she hung up the phone. The last time he called, he spoke with your sixteen year old daughter and all he could hear was a party going on and laughter, he left a message with her to tell you that you were fired! But she was so busy having fun, she forgot to tell you!
Your wife's bridge club were going to have a meeting that night, but with the weather so bad, they decided to just chat over the phone. That's when the power went out, no heat and the water line in the basement froze. The truck that was tolling your car to the garage, hit a power pole on the corner, a few block away and it fell on your car and that is what caused the power to go out.
Then you find the check for your auto insurance payment in your coat pocket, the due date had long passed. As you set there crying, you remember this is only the firstday of the storm and you just know you are having a bad dream and try to wake yourself up.
The black coffee you drink, upset your stomach and gave you the diarrhea as you haven't had a thing to eat last night or all day. You only have one bathroom and with seven kids, wouldn't you know it, they have all drank gallons of liquid that day.
By now you have water flowing again and it really didn't take all that long, but you still need a plumber. The fire you started was a different matter! Everyone just things, when you were putting it out. But if you knew what they were thinking, you would really be shocked. Where did those little kids learn them words anyway? It wasn't from you, maybe the wife?
With all the stuff you took for that diarrhea, you mouth feels dry and full of cotton. But at the least, you don't have to stand in line any longer! I'm sure you didn't get much sleep last night with all the little kids in bed with you and your wife. Then there was the rest of the kids huddled there on the floor, because they were afraid of the dark. They talked all night and how many times did you have to get up and get and take one to the bath room or get a drink of water for one or the other of them?
Now your wife is cranky and all upset, she was planning on everyone going out for breakfast this morning and she never bought any groceries to restock the cupboards. The kids were all so excited about going out to breakfast this morning and had already made up their minds as what each was going to order. Then you remember, your car is in the repair shop, so you have to call a taxi. They are so busy that you don't get one until noon. Now they all have change their minds once they get to the restaurant and you end up ordering for them. If I was you, I would go and stick your head down into the toilet bowl and flush it several times and don't hold your breath!
Tomorrow will be another Day….
Ben Was here.
I just turned on the computer again and expect to hear from my wife Peggy any moment now. She says, that when I turn this computer it causes static on the radio, for a few moments. Than she says, it sounded more like a Fart and them gives me that go away look. And I thought I married an Innocent young thing! It's getting so she embarrasses me where ever we go.
Like I have told others, she often uses her hands to express herself, some one told her that when you extend your arm and have one finger sticking up in the air, that it is a sign, meaning "God loves you" and she passes the word along all the time, with the use of this one finger!
One time a guy came up to us and knocked me on my butt, I never understood why until just recently. Being along with her, one live on the dangerous side. Getting caught by one of her swings, once out of a couple of thousand times, isn't too bad for an average! You can see what a wonderful, loving and easy going those other people might say. Those close to me know the truth!
Well, it's turning cold again, cold with wind that is. I understand there could be some snow along with this system. That's what they call it here (a system) when they don't know what's going to happen. When it really bad out and you can't see a foot in front of yourself, they will say there's a storm expected in the area.
And around here, like every other place, You are out in the storm and stuck with your car, you turn your radio on just in time to hear them say, No Travel Advised in the area! This message is Sponsored by Sam's Corner Bar, where you will find the best drinks in town. Your credit is good here, stop in and fill out an application.
Oh well, you had to call a toll truck from some where and they are so busy, they can't get to you until around 8:00 a.m. the following morning. Did you notice, there is not one single girl in the bar, They are all home alone in a nice warm bed. What you see in the bar is” all old dirty drunks, maybe one is female, but you can’t tell for sure.
After a long night, you look and smell like something that time had forgotten. The cats hiss at you and those dogs growl and bark as you pass them on the streets. Finally, after struggling for hours, you arrive at home. You are cold and almost frozen stiff and you can’t find your keys to the door, you left them in your car and it has been towed to the garage.
You ring the door bell for what seems to be hours and one of the kids finally open the door and yells "Mom, there's a bum at the door. Then when they find out it is you, the first thing they say is, "where is the ice cream?"
Your tired, hungry and need to rest. The phone was ringing all morning, your wife and kids and their friends were busy calling each other. Your Boss has been trying to get a hold of you all morning. Once he talked to the three year old and she hung up the phone. The last time he called, he spoke with your sixteen year old daughter and all he could hear was a party going on and laughter, he left a message with her to tell you that you were fired! But she was so busy having fun, she forgot to tell you!
Your wife's bridge club were going to have a meeting that night, but with the weather so bad, they decided to just chat over the phone. That's when the power went out, no heat and the water line in the basement froze. The truck that was tolling your car to the garage, hit a power pole on the corner, a few block away and it fell on your car and that is what caused the power to go out.
Then you find the check for your auto insurance payment in your coat pocket, the due date had long passed. As you set there crying, you remember this is only the firstday of the storm and you just know you are having a bad dream and try to wake yourself up.
The black coffee you drink, upset your stomach and gave you the diarrhea as you haven't had a thing to eat last night or all day. You only have one bathroom and with seven kids, wouldn't you know it, they have all drank gallons of liquid that day.
By now you have water flowing again and it really didn't take all that long, but you still need a plumber. The fire you started was a different matter! Everyone just things, when you were putting it out. But if you knew what they were thinking, you would really be shocked. Where did those little kids learn them words anyway? It wasn't from you, maybe the wife?
With all the stuff you took for that diarrhea, you mouth feels dry and full of cotton. But at the least, you don't have to stand in line any longer! I'm sure you didn't get much sleep last night with all the little kids in bed with you and your wife. Then there was the rest of the kids huddled there on the floor, because they were afraid of the dark. They talked all night and how many times did you have to get up and get and take one to the bath room or get a drink of water for one or the other of them?
Now your wife is cranky and all upset, she was planning on everyone going out for breakfast this morning and she never bought any groceries to restock the cupboards. The kids were all so excited about going out to breakfast this morning and had already made up their minds as what each was going to order. Then you remember, your car is in the repair shop, so you have to call a taxi. They are so busy that you don't get one until noon. Now they all have change their minds once they get to the restaurant and you end up ordering for them. If I was you, I would go and stick your head down into the toilet bowl and flush it several times and don't hold your breath!
Tomorrow will be another Day….
Ben Was here.
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