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They say that birds sing, bees sting and a snake bite and can be serious. When birds sing it’s because the just crapped on your car windshield and bees sting because you are disturbing them. As for the snake bite, it’s nothing compared to a bite, that you know little or nothing about, you get the bite from a “Whozite”.
A Whozite is not unlike a “Yourit” and the are often found in dark warm places. Some times the will curl up close to you when you are in a nice warm bed for the night.
They don’t make any sound, but one can tell when they have been in your bed by the smell and a light trace of color.
Whozites can grow to be .00 95 centimeters in length and are mostly found in the south. But as you know, people do travel and move around a lot and they unknowingly bring them to your area. Whozites breed rather fast, but the male male Whozit prefers to bite the female women and the females women usually roll over on them and squash them to death.
It is thought that the female Whozite is now cross breeding with the Scorpion Skimmer which is comparative in size. These Skimmer Scorpions will not eat dark flesh and they prefer white flesh.
The Skimmer Scorpion comes from those mid eastern countries like Iran and Iraq. They usually flourish in Oil producing countries. It is thought that many of our returning solders from those countries are bringing them back to this country unknowingly.
There have been no reported deaths from this tiny animals bite. But many are close to being dead. Another way to know if you have been bitten by a cross Whozite and Scorpion Skimmer is to have an x-ray taken of the area that you believe you were bitten in!
One way to keep these little animals away is to have lots and lots of sex and be sure to practice Safe Sex methods, as we sure don’t want you to start another epidemic.
Assist. Professor Porbals of the university of Scotland in Singapore, says: The viviparous can often bring forth newly hatched with two heads. This in turn can cause twice as much discomfort and destruction. The life expectancy this little creature is not known at this time. Researchers are working around the clock to find a treatment and a cure for this flesh eating immigrate.
Foot note: If anyone comes across the person that writes this stuff, approach with caution, although he is not believed to be dangerous. Please keep in a confined area and notify the proper people, so we can pick him up!!
Ben R. Bauer
They say that birds sing, bees sting and a snake bite and can be serious. When birds sing it’s because the just crapped on your car windshield and bees sting because you are disturbing them. As for the snake bite, it’s nothing compared to a bite, that you know little or nothing about, you get the bite from a “Whozite”.
A Whozite is not unlike a “Yourit” and the are often found in dark warm places. Some times the will curl up close to you when you are in a nice warm bed for the night.
They don’t make any sound, but one can tell when they have been in your bed by the smell and a light trace of color.
Whozites can grow to be .00 95 centimeters in length and are mostly found in the south. But as you know, people do travel and move around a lot and they unknowingly bring them to your area. Whozites breed rather fast, but the male male Whozit prefers to bite the female women and the females women usually roll over on them and squash them to death.
It is thought that the female Whozite is now cross breeding with the Scorpion Skimmer which is comparative in size. These Skimmer Scorpions will not eat dark flesh and they prefer white flesh.
The Skimmer Scorpion comes from those mid eastern countries like Iran and Iraq. They usually flourish in Oil producing countries. It is thought that many of our returning solders from those countries are bringing them back to this country unknowingly.
There have been no reported deaths from this tiny animals bite. But many are close to being dead. Another way to know if you have been bitten by a cross Whozite and Scorpion Skimmer is to have an x-ray taken of the area that you believe you were bitten in!
One way to keep these little animals away is to have lots and lots of sex and be sure to practice Safe Sex methods, as we sure don’t want you to start another epidemic.
Assist. Professor Porbals of the university of Scotland in Singapore, says: The viviparous can often bring forth newly hatched with two heads. This in turn can cause twice as much discomfort and destruction. The life expectancy this little creature is not known at this time. Researchers are working around the clock to find a treatment and a cure for this flesh eating immigrate.
Foot note: If anyone comes across the person that writes this stuff, approach with caution, although he is not believed to be dangerous. Please keep in a confined area and notify the proper people, so we can pick him up!!
Ben R. Bauer
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