I found the place where all the wasted and lost time has gone..
It’s at the top of this hill in the largest building I have ever seen. You could never imagine just how large this house of bricks really is. The hill is steep and one has to walk in grease two foot deep. Well maybe it isn't grease, it's something else that looks like it. For every one foot forward you have to take five steps, that is if you are lucky! The best way to get there is by filling yourself with helium floating to the top. Anything that will cause gas, will do.
Everyone on this earth appears to have an account there. One has to have a four hour course to understand how to use the record keeping system. And the course is just a starting place. Each personal record takes hours to go through. I was shocked to see how much wasted time some of you had., It’s recorded down to the mil-a-second. At the end of some of these records, the numbers are so long, it's hard to understand them. They start with a single digit and go beyond ones comprehension, What comes after a trillion zillion ?
No, I’m not saying that any of you are in that range, it’s just that the numbers are too large for this one to understand!, you should be ashamed of yourself and you will never catch up with your wife, so stop trying. But, there are people that are far ahead of her.
“Darling”, without mentioning your last name, your score was a lot smaller than any of the others that I checked. When I looked at some record”, I thought I was looking at the universal time clock ticking away, starting with the big boom ……Wow! Wow,! unbelievable.
There were other buildings there also. They all had names of special sections. Like: Lies told, Cheating others, Those who help bad Congressman, you name it and one can find the records there. The one I took a look at: was one that named people that are or have been mean to
It’s at the top of this hill in the largest building I have ever seen. You could never imagine just how large this house of bricks really is. The hill is steep and one has to walk in grease two foot deep. Well maybe it isn't grease, it's something else that looks like it. For every one foot forward you have to take five steps, that is if you are lucky! The best way to get there is by filling yourself with helium floating to the top. Anything that will cause gas, will do.
Everyone on this earth appears to have an account there. One has to have a four hour course to understand how to use the record keeping system. And the course is just a starting place. Each personal record takes hours to go through. I was shocked to see how much wasted time some of you had., It’s recorded down to the mil-a-second. At the end of some of these records, the numbers are so long, it's hard to understand them. They start with a single digit and go beyond ones comprehension, What comes after a trillion zillion ?
No, I’m not saying that any of you are in that range, it’s just that the numbers are too large for this one to understand!, you should be ashamed of yourself and you will never catch up with your wife, so stop trying. But, there are people that are far ahead of her.
“Darling”, without mentioning your last name, your score was a lot smaller than any of the others that I checked. When I looked at some record”, I thought I was looking at the universal time clock ticking away, starting with the big boom ……Wow! Wow,! unbelievable.
There were other buildings there also. They all had names of special sections. Like: Lies told, Cheating others, Those who help bad Congressman, you name it and one can find the records there. The one I took a look at: was one that named people that are or have been mean to
animals. “Bill”, you must not have been telling the truth about things you done to cats, as your name was never found on the list!
Before you decide to go up this hill, Make a list of the most important things you want to know as your time will be limited! And you had better practice the use of helium. If you use too much you might overshoot the top of the hill and who knows where you will end up. Ski poles and won’t help either. Helicopters air planes and gliders are all shot down.
Shame! Shame! on most of you………………
Ben R. Bauer
Before you decide to go up this hill, Make a list of the most important things you want to know as your time will be limited! And you had better practice the use of helium. If you use too much you might overshoot the top of the hill and who knows where you will end up. Ski poles and won’t help either. Helicopters air planes and gliders are all shot down.
Shame! Shame! on most of you………………
Ben R. Bauer
No comments:
Post a Comment