Subject: Dress codes...
I don't have much trouble in deciding what to wear each day, but I have noticed how much longer it takes to get myself dressed. I can remember how fast I was when I was younger. I could get my clothing off in nothing flat! Now it takes a while to get them off or on, I use up a half an hour just trying to get my socks on anymore. I spent the first forty years trying to get my wife undressed, Now I spent most of the time trying get her to keep her cloths on.! Time sure has a way of changing things.
One morning, she woke up, screamed and came running to tell me that some thing horrible was looking in the window! She was still half asleep and looking in the mirror!
I think we all have had to attend one of those dinners for you wife's club, The food is no good with all those dainty little sandwiches and chips and little pieces of cakes. And you are asked to make a donation to the club for the dinner.
Well I for one, hate to dress up and my wife is so fussy with what I wear, If you have to go out and eat, you just as well feel comfortable, The worst of all is those new shoes she got for you to wear on these special occasions. My favorite socks are: ones that are all black with a white band at the top and the other is all white with a black band at the top. To me, they are mix and match and she has a fit when I wear one black and one white. I have had them for years and they really feel good on my feet. In fact, I just discovered the other day, that I had a second pair identical to the first pair!
One is all white with a black top, the other all black with a white top!
Ben R. Bauer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I don't have much trouble in deciding what to wear each day, but I have noticed how much longer it takes to get myself dressed. I can remember how fast I was when I was younger. I could get my clothing off in nothing flat! Now it takes a while to get them off or on, I use up a half an hour just trying to get my socks on anymore. I spent the first forty years trying to get my wife undressed, Now I spent most of the time trying get her to keep her cloths on.! Time sure has a way of changing things.
One morning, she woke up, screamed and came running to tell me that some thing horrible was looking in the window! She was still half asleep and looking in the mirror!
I think we all have had to attend one of those dinners for you wife's club, The food is no good with all those dainty little sandwiches and chips and little pieces of cakes. And you are asked to make a donation to the club for the dinner.
Well I for one, hate to dress up and my wife is so fussy with what I wear, If you have to go out and eat, you just as well feel comfortable, The worst of all is those new shoes she got for you to wear on these special occasions. My favorite socks are: ones that are all black with a white band at the top and the other is all white with a black band at the top. To me, they are mix and match and she has a fit when I wear one black and one white. I have had them for years and they really feel good on my feet. In fact, I just discovered the other day, that I had a second pair identical to the first pair!
One is all white with a black top, the other all black with a white top!
Ben R. Bauer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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