I’m sick and can’t find my bone, an old dog needs something to cuddle up to!
This voice keeps asking, “Are you okay” I try to wag my tail, but it doesn’t want to work. I roll my eyes but the Voice doesn’t notice!
Then the voice ask, are you cold? I try to move my head back and forth, but it seems to be disconnected. One, two more blankets, oh no, not three! I am too hot now and you can’t hear my soft whine. Oh please, touch me somewhere and feel how wet I am!
Why didn’t God make people so they could understand dogs or cats? And you keep saying how perfect he is. Yeah, he was a great creator, but he should have stopped to think once in a while. You would thought he was a contractor the way he was getting things done. Once he finished with man, he started on women…….. (Stop right here,) you can’t say that stuff In church! See what happens when women gets involved in a conversation, we were talking about how I was feeling and the she dominates the whole paragraph.
Hey, you know I think I am feeling better! Maybe I just needed to get some of This stuff off my chest. Maybe I was hungry and in need of nourishment. There is never any beer left in the refrigerator. Just her and me here, and I never drank it all. Dogs don’t drink, they lap it up. Women guzzle it down. ( Hey) this really is working, I’m feeling even better now!
I think I just discovered how to make miracles happen. I’ll leave you here. I have to give this new idea some thought….
TDMMDI. --The Devil Made Me Do It –
This voice keeps asking, “Are you okay” I try to wag my tail, but it doesn’t want to work. I roll my eyes but the Voice doesn’t notice!
Then the voice ask, are you cold? I try to move my head back and forth, but it seems to be disconnected. One, two more blankets, oh no, not three! I am too hot now and you can’t hear my soft whine. Oh please, touch me somewhere and feel how wet I am!
Why didn’t God make people so they could understand dogs or cats? And you keep saying how perfect he is. Yeah, he was a great creator, but he should have stopped to think once in a while. You would thought he was a contractor the way he was getting things done. Once he finished with man, he started on women…….. (Stop right here,) you can’t say that stuff In church! See what happens when women gets involved in a conversation, we were talking about how I was feeling and the she dominates the whole paragraph.
Hey, you know I think I am feeling better! Maybe I just needed to get some of This stuff off my chest. Maybe I was hungry and in need of nourishment. There is never any beer left in the refrigerator. Just her and me here, and I never drank it all. Dogs don’t drink, they lap it up. Women guzzle it down. ( Hey) this really is working, I’m feeling even better now!
I think I just discovered how to make miracles happen. I’ll leave you here. I have to give this new idea some thought….
TDMMDI. --The Devil Made Me Do It –
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