To; You Beer Bums and Primates .
I went with Peggy to the Mall. Haven’t been there for two maybe three years. It all looked the same. The old girl was looking for slacks or blue dungarees to be specific. She walked me around for about an hour looking over the racks at Penny’s. Then she had an arm full of thing to try on, so off to the fitting room we went. I was in luck, there was a chair there. Everything was either too large or too small. Then she had to try Petite as regular was too Long.
She hung all these items on a rack and went off to gather another arm full of stuff. I sat in that chair for another hour with a purse and a pair of shoes.
With the shoes and purse in hand I went looking for her after setting for that hour. Some where in that store was a shoeless woman in a pair of white slacks that were at least four inches too long. Back to the chair that I first found.
People were coming and going and sales girls were in and out of the fitting room. Several ladies were looking at them selves in a mirror close to where I was setting, so I commented on what they were trying on. Only one said thank you! After another hour of setting there, I ask a sales girl to page her and have her return to the fitting room.
This time she was wearing another pair of slacks, she went to another waiting room as she couldn’t remember where she left me! Well, I got her dressed in the clothing she entered the store with and ushered her out of the store and off to the car. It’s no wonder why old men age faster than old women!
This morning, I am eight years older than I was yesterday. She was feeling guilty and decided to fix breakfast for me this morning. She cooked oatmeal and I couldn’t have any milk on it, Milk is one of them foods that is really bad for me. Butter or brown sugar was suggested. Hot Oatmeal without Cream or milk, what is going on in this world? The lesson that I learned today was:, the first one to get up in the mornings, get his or her pick of long fat worms. the last one up, still gets worms, only they are short and thin.
The sun shines today and those darn birds and other animals are here wanting to be fed. They eat better food than I get. One doesn’t get to be or stay number one very long, there is always some one that puts them back in the number two spot and if you slip just a little, you get the number three place. I have been losing ground for so long, I have to start all over pretty soon.
Smile and keep your hand in your pockets and play it safe. On second thought, don’t play!!! And take your hands out of your pockets.
Buzzy Bee and the Bat Lady.
I went with Peggy to the Mall. Haven’t been there for two maybe three years. It all looked the same. The old girl was looking for slacks or blue dungarees to be specific. She walked me around for about an hour looking over the racks at Penny’s. Then she had an arm full of thing to try on, so off to the fitting room we went. I was in luck, there was a chair there. Everything was either too large or too small. Then she had to try Petite as regular was too Long.
She hung all these items on a rack and went off to gather another arm full of stuff. I sat in that chair for another hour with a purse and a pair of shoes.
With the shoes and purse in hand I went looking for her after setting for that hour. Some where in that store was a shoeless woman in a pair of white slacks that were at least four inches too long. Back to the chair that I first found.
People were coming and going and sales girls were in and out of the fitting room. Several ladies were looking at them selves in a mirror close to where I was setting, so I commented on what they were trying on. Only one said thank you! After another hour of setting there, I ask a sales girl to page her and have her return to the fitting room.
This time she was wearing another pair of slacks, she went to another waiting room as she couldn’t remember where she left me! Well, I got her dressed in the clothing she entered the store with and ushered her out of the store and off to the car. It’s no wonder why old men age faster than old women!
This morning, I am eight years older than I was yesterday. She was feeling guilty and decided to fix breakfast for me this morning. She cooked oatmeal and I couldn’t have any milk on it, Milk is one of them foods that is really bad for me. Butter or brown sugar was suggested. Hot Oatmeal without Cream or milk, what is going on in this world? The lesson that I learned today was:, the first one to get up in the mornings, get his or her pick of long fat worms. the last one up, still gets worms, only they are short and thin.
The sun shines today and those darn birds and other animals are here wanting to be fed. They eat better food than I get. One doesn’t get to be or stay number one very long, there is always some one that puts them back in the number two spot and if you slip just a little, you get the number three place. I have been losing ground for so long, I have to start all over pretty soon.
Smile and keep your hand in your pockets and play it safe. On second thought, don’t play!!! And take your hands out of your pockets.
Buzzy Bee and the Bat Lady.
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