Saturday, April 12, 2008

Oh Oh, He is back.

Oh Oh, He is back! You should have looked the door and took the phone off the hook. But with the dog barking, I knew you were home. This is what happens when you don’t bother to return message and answer questions, I start to worry about you and you know how that works. Sometimes I have the Sheriff go knocking on your door!

I just wanted to tell you what day it was, but then I suppose you already knew! But did you know what time of the day it was? It’s ten after three in the afternoon here. It snowed again and it’s cold out, can’t even get the little dog to go out.

On the other hand, I can’t get the old girl to stay home. It’s Saturday and a lot of sales people in stores are waiting for her to show up. She heard that with the economy being so bad that the big guy in Washington was going to give Senior Citizens some cash to spend. So she went out to look around, But she don’t know how much she will get.

Once upon a time, I saw a falling star, and made a wish on it for money and right after that I found a penny! It had some green stuff all over it, so I washed it with acid and the whole penny disappeared. Must have used the wrong kind of acid. They say having faith can move mountains. What does it take to get rid of a rock in ones shoe?

Well, since you know what day it is and the time, I just as well be on my way. I’m really not going anywhere or do I have anything else to do. No wants to talk with me and the cook is angry as usual. I don’t have my glasses and it would be a waste of time to look for something I don’t have. I can't help you search for any thing , I might see something that you didn’t want me to see!

Okay, don’t push, I’m going…………………and the same to you!
Ben R. Bauer

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