This one is restricted to young people, So don’t read..
Once upon a time, "don't start laughing yet, this is the way all fairy tails start" Marriage was the last thing on my mind and I had no control over the way my, "ah", emotions were going. I should have tossed myself in front of the bus and it would have saved a lot of trouble. But like most young men, I listened to what the older guys said.
This is where I should have gone to the library and found a book on "matters of the heart". I should have known that such things as love has nothing to do with sex. That word "Love" is used only as a tool to pry off the female's panties. Of course that paper back book called "All you ever wanted to know about sex and were afraid to ask" didn't come out until many years later.
By the time I read the book I came to the conclusion that I must have written the thing. Hey, "I said at the beginning this was a fairy tail"! Now do you mind if I go on with this story?
I never had a big white horse, what I had was a 1936 Oldsmobile Hearse that was once owned by an undertaker. It was a bed room on wheels and it scared the hell out of some girls. Of course when I told them about the curse. They were never more cooperative. Some called it "The Grave Digger" a perfect vehicle for burying a stiff!
I have no idea of how many girls got to ride in that thing, but by the time it became well known around the city, it had served it's propose. The last I knew, it was being used as a delivery vehicle for a small grocery store in another town not far away.
Learning the ways of gaining the attention of the female was a long and hard process. It took time to find out that the more you thought you knew about women the more there was to learn. Then I discovered there were no brains in those pretty heads, they had to be programmed each day. They themselves never knew what they were thinking or going to do. What ever they done or said, was as much of a surprise to them as it was to you.
Now that was the "scientific approach" and the sooner you put it behind you, the better off you will be. Beside there is a much faster and easier way, Use liquor, the cheap stuff will work just as well as any. and you will only have to listen to the giggles!
Ben R. Bauer
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Once upon a time, "don't start laughing yet, this is the way all fairy tails start" Marriage was the last thing on my mind and I had no control over the way my, "ah", emotions were going. I should have tossed myself in front of the bus and it would have saved a lot of trouble. But like most young men, I listened to what the older guys said.
This is where I should have gone to the library and found a book on "matters of the heart". I should have known that such things as love has nothing to do with sex. That word "Love" is used only as a tool to pry off the female's panties. Of course that paper back book called "All you ever wanted to know about sex and were afraid to ask" didn't come out until many years later.
By the time I read the book I came to the conclusion that I must have written the thing. Hey, "I said at the beginning this was a fairy tail"! Now do you mind if I go on with this story?
I never had a big white horse, what I had was a 1936 Oldsmobile Hearse that was once owned by an undertaker. It was a bed room on wheels and it scared the hell out of some girls. Of course when I told them about the curse. They were never more cooperative. Some called it "The Grave Digger" a perfect vehicle for burying a stiff!
I have no idea of how many girls got to ride in that thing, but by the time it became well known around the city, it had served it's propose. The last I knew, it was being used as a delivery vehicle for a small grocery store in another town not far away.
Learning the ways of gaining the attention of the female was a long and hard process. It took time to find out that the more you thought you knew about women the more there was to learn. Then I discovered there were no brains in those pretty heads, they had to be programmed each day. They themselves never knew what they were thinking or going to do. What ever they done or said, was as much of a surprise to them as it was to you.
Now that was the "scientific approach" and the sooner you put it behind you, the better off you will be. Beside there is a much faster and easier way, Use liquor, the cheap stuff will work just as well as any. and you will only have to listen to the giggles!
Ben R. Bauer
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