Wait about an hour and then climb up the tree quietly. I’ll be watching for you at my window. But you have to be very quiet or you will get caught as my father has a shot gun loaded and ready to fire. It is loaded with salt pallets so it won’t kill you but it takes a long time for the salt stings to go away. Be sure that you have a good grip on the branches, as three floors is a long way to fall and that could kill you and most likely will.
If you have the nerve to climb up to my window, you must be anxious to see me. And I hope you make it worth while as my last lover fizzled out and was a big disappointment. By the way, he left his socks when he left in such a hurry, do you need a pair of extra socks? Let me warn you, you can’t smoke in my room, that makes me cough and it will be heard by everyone in the house. Mother always come a running with medication, if she even hears me sneeze.
Aunt Emma was sharing my room but she is gone for a few days and I don’t know when she will return. Just thought I should warn you! The dog usually sleeps on the foot of my bed, but I’ll put him out and she may scratch on the door! If she does we will have to let her in. I only hope my dog likes you and doesn’t bite your butt. Oh, Mom and Dad moved from the back bed room to The front bed room, just under mine. Mom like to sleep with her window open for fresh air, so you must be very quiet.
Now tell me again, what night would you like to visit, so I can check my schedule and write it in my appointment book. And please note: I do not take checks so be sure to have cash in hand, No order will be filled unless order is paid in full, at the beginning of our transaction.
Thank you for shopping at my store,
Heaven can be found at the corner of 1990 Dove Ave. & Lacy St. Just follow the path!
Ben R. Bauer
If you have the nerve to climb up to my window, you must be anxious to see me. And I hope you make it worth while as my last lover fizzled out and was a big disappointment. By the way, he left his socks when he left in such a hurry, do you need a pair of extra socks? Let me warn you, you can’t smoke in my room, that makes me cough and it will be heard by everyone in the house. Mother always come a running with medication, if she even hears me sneeze.
Aunt Emma was sharing my room but she is gone for a few days and I don’t know when she will return. Just thought I should warn you! The dog usually sleeps on the foot of my bed, but I’ll put him out and she may scratch on the door! If she does we will have to let her in. I only hope my dog likes you and doesn’t bite your butt. Oh, Mom and Dad moved from the back bed room to The front bed room, just under mine. Mom like to sleep with her window open for fresh air, so you must be very quiet.
Now tell me again, what night would you like to visit, so I can check my schedule and write it in my appointment book. And please note: I do not take checks so be sure to have cash in hand, No order will be filled unless order is paid in full, at the beginning of our transaction.
Thank you for shopping at my store,
Heaven can be found at the corner of 1990 Dove Ave. & Lacy St. Just follow the path!
Ben R. Bauer
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