When ever I go for an appointment and check in at the reception desk and I tell them, "We want to see God" and they are not sure how to reply. Once in a while one of the girls will say "I'm Sorry but he is not in today".
Then I will ask to see Harry Truman. They say "The President!" I say "No, the one from Spirit Lake on Mt. St. Helens. Then they give me that look and wonder if they need to call someone. I let them hang there for a few minutes and then say, "isn't this where one checks in for Heaven ? They will say "No"! I say "you mean your not an Angel!" Now is when they smile and feel like they have been given a complement. And if she says "no", as most of them do! I follow by saying, "Then you must be one of them bad girls".
By that time everyone in the place is laughing. Then everyone is relaxed and talking to each other. Some can't wait to see a friend and tell them how this crazy old guy in the doctor's office made their day!
Okay driver, pull over here! Any one got some money to pay this guy, I'm a bit short. Girls, cover your ear's, this guy is nasty.
Then I will ask to see Harry Truman. They say "The President!" I say "No, the one from Spirit Lake on Mt. St. Helens. Then they give me that look and wonder if they need to call someone. I let them hang there for a few minutes and then say, "isn't this where one checks in for Heaven ? They will say "No"! I say "you mean your not an Angel!" Now is when they smile and feel like they have been given a complement. And if she says "no", as most of them do! I follow by saying, "Then you must be one of them bad girls".
By that time everyone in the place is laughing. Then everyone is relaxed and talking to each other. Some can't wait to see a friend and tell them how this crazy old guy in the doctor's office made their day!
Okay driver, pull over here! Any one got some money to pay this guy, I'm a bit short. Girls, cover your ear's, this guy is nasty.
Ben R. Bauer
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