She told me to go to Hell, I thought she was only joking until we got a message from the Devil, thanking her for her contribution. Now I am worried!
It has been so hot around here, the Devil's Den must be closer than we first thought. Plans for the day are unstable as two minds have to agree on something before it becomes a plan. Two, half brains have to be intact before they can function like one complete unit of mental disorder.
I am so confused I have no idea what she is doing, or will be doing. She doesn’t have any thoughts on that herself. With out her, I am lost! With her, I am still lost! Where can I find the lost and found department or are you not in charge of that any longer?
If one can believe the weather people, they say it will be cooler today, ”Only ninety seven.” Yesterday we topped out at one hundred & three. Fires are breaking out everywhere. The most threatening one is west of our City and south of another small town. The last I heard it was about contained.. The wind is blowing to the south, so all the smoke is going down into Nebraska.
The Grand-kids usually come to visit on Thursday, but plans change and we haven’t had them for several weeks. I or Me, (Grandpa) was repairing bicycles so I could take the kids to the park so they can ride their bikes with some safety. Summer vacation is about over and they haven’t even been there once. Parents are just too busy to take any time for such things. I need a pick-up truck to haul all the bikes. I can get only two in the trunk at a time, that means three trips back and forth from the park each time we would go. I still need to find or fix a bike for Josh. I do have parts for an small old one, but it has been too hot to be out side working on it.
Nothing else is new around here. Had my 86 Honda worked on, it wouldn’t run smooth enough and was like riding on a wild horse. On the way back from Hot Spring a few weeks ago, My son in-law said it shook the sh-t out of him. I told him I wouldn’t charge him any extra for that service! And he didn’t even get any free toilet paper.
It has been so hot around here, the Devil's Den must be closer than we first thought. Plans for the day are unstable as two minds have to agree on something before it becomes a plan. Two, half brains have to be intact before they can function like one complete unit of mental disorder.
I am so confused I have no idea what she is doing, or will be doing. She doesn’t have any thoughts on that herself. With out her, I am lost! With her, I am still lost! Where can I find the lost and found department or are you not in charge of that any longer?
If one can believe the weather people, they say it will be cooler today, ”Only ninety seven.” Yesterday we topped out at one hundred & three. Fires are breaking out everywhere. The most threatening one is west of our City and south of another small town. The last I heard it was about contained.. The wind is blowing to the south, so all the smoke is going down into Nebraska.
The Grand-kids usually come to visit on Thursday, but plans change and we haven’t had them for several weeks. I or Me, (Grandpa) was repairing bicycles so I could take the kids to the park so they can ride their bikes with some safety. Summer vacation is about over and they haven’t even been there once. Parents are just too busy to take any time for such things. I need a pick-up truck to haul all the bikes. I can get only two in the trunk at a time, that means three trips back and forth from the park each time we would go. I still need to find or fix a bike for Josh. I do have parts for an small old one, but it has been too hot to be out side working on it.
Nothing else is new around here. Had my 86 Honda worked on, it wouldn’t run smooth enough and was like riding on a wild horse. On the way back from Hot Spring a few weeks ago, My son in-law said it shook the sh-t out of him. I told him I wouldn’t charge him any extra for that service! And he didn’t even get any free toilet paper.
Anyway, all filters had to be replaced and a new fuel pump added. With a discount, it only cost $ 240.00 plus dollars, but it runs again. I asked about the Air conditioner for the car, My heart almost stopped beating when they quoted me the price to work on it. I can sweat a lot for that kind of money. I wonder if there is anything left in the cookie jar? I dug up the old tobacco can that was buried in the back yard, but what ever was it, was all moldy and smelled like sulfur.
We all know that money is the route to all evil and evil people’s wives have all the money. That makes all women evil and all men are slave to women. Banks can only loan you evil money and then you become one of them “Capitalist”. Now our friendship is under a strain because you have money and I don’t. Do you know what the word Needy means ? I lose more friends because I am so poor and humble. Do you have tears in your eyes yet?
Well, my daily duties are waiting, bed to make, find something to eat, get my laundry started, feed the little dog, find and bring in the paper, drink a cup of coffee and then start all my other duties. I have forgotten the name of this concentration camp! But it’s run by a mean old Finlander…..
Take care and remember the way to love is to have cash in hand. It really is better to pay for It each time, then you don’t have a bill coming in on the first of the month.
Now how do I send this ? Push the buttons you say! I did and I disappeared……………………………
Ben R. Bauer
We all know that money is the route to all evil and evil people’s wives have all the money. That makes all women evil and all men are slave to women. Banks can only loan you evil money and then you become one of them “Capitalist”. Now our friendship is under a strain because you have money and I don’t. Do you know what the word Needy means ? I lose more friends because I am so poor and humble. Do you have tears in your eyes yet?
Well, my daily duties are waiting, bed to make, find something to eat, get my laundry started, feed the little dog, find and bring in the paper, drink a cup of coffee and then start all my other duties. I have forgotten the name of this concentration camp! But it’s run by a mean old Finlander…..
Take care and remember the way to love is to have cash in hand. It really is better to pay for It each time, then you don’t have a bill coming in on the first of the month.
Now how do I send this ? Push the buttons you say! I did and I disappeared……………………………
Ben R. Bauer
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