If you Smile and it hurts, there has to be a reason for it, First drink something sour and watch your face in a mirror. If you don’t smile , take note if your face twitched even a small bit. The next thing you need to do is, put on the Hitler face. “You know”, where you comb your hair to the side, using a black comb and then put your comb under your nose like it was a mustache. Did that make you smile?
If you are not smiling yet, think about something like the last bad trick you played on someone or one that someone played on you. If that didn’t work. Think of the last time someone let a fart escape in the crowd and pointed a finger at someone else. If that didn’t work, try something new.
How about the bill from a doctor’s office visit or the one for the tests they done at the laboratory? Now you should have a frown on your face.
Looks like this is going to be a bigger deal than I first thought! This time, set in a comfortable chair, one that will tilt back so you are really comfortable. Now close your eyes, kick off your shoes, unfasten your belt and the top buttons on your shirt, or take it off, that is if you are wearing a shirt with a button front. Now close your mind to everything going on around you, so you don’t hear anything to distract you.
Now scratch where it smells bad and put that finger under your nose again. Were you watching yourself in the mirror? What’s that, you say you don’t have a mirror. Go get the one on the dresser and use it.
If you are not smiling yet, think about something like the last bad trick you played on someone or one that someone played on you. If that didn’t work. Think of the last time someone let a fart escape in the crowd and pointed a finger at someone else. If that didn’t work, try something new.
How about the bill from a doctor’s office visit or the one for the tests they done at the laboratory? Now you should have a frown on your face.
Looks like this is going to be a bigger deal than I first thought! This time, set in a comfortable chair, one that will tilt back so you are really comfortable. Now close your eyes, kick off your shoes, unfasten your belt and the top buttons on your shirt, or take it off, that is if you are wearing a shirt with a button front. Now close your mind to everything going on around you, so you don’t hear anything to distract you.
Now scratch where it smells bad and put that finger under your nose again. Were you watching yourself in the mirror? What’s that, you say you don’t have a mirror. Go get the one on the dresser and use it.
Why are you doing all this stuff, can’t you think or figure out things for yourself ? Now go wash your face in cold water to cool it down, you don't want your face to crack when you change your expression.
This is the type of information that I needed to know when I was young. I’m not exactly sure what young people need to know these days. They are probably taught what a button is and how to press on it, first. If lights flash and a tune is played or bells ring, you are ready to graduate.
Every family has at least one member that has to be hid in the closet and kept out of sight. But then, I don’t think you need to do that, you look good to me. The only question I have is: What are you?
Need a plastic surgeon , look in the phone book, I am a brain surgeon and I specialize in lobotomies. I even done on myself ………..
Guess who!
This is the type of information that I needed to know when I was young. I’m not exactly sure what young people need to know these days. They are probably taught what a button is and how to press on it, first. If lights flash and a tune is played or bells ring, you are ready to graduate.
Every family has at least one member that has to be hid in the closet and kept out of sight. But then, I don’t think you need to do that, you look good to me. The only question I have is: What are you?
Need a plastic surgeon , look in the phone book, I am a brain surgeon and I specialize in lobotomies. I even done on myself ………..
Guess who!
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