I’ve got a secret and I’m not going to tell you unless you beg! Okay. I’ll talk, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. The old lady forced her way into my room and took a good look at me and said: Those Bobbitt girls sure do get around! “Hell, They were here fifteen years ago” and she is just now noticing? Who said Love would last forever? I paid my dues, now you can pay yours!
Now would you like to hear something about her? The shadow doesn’t know it all! I got this straight from the local news reporter at the North Street station.
“Crazy Women strikes again.” In the evening of July 5th. when she thought no one was watching, she was seen putting a dead fish in the gas tank of a neighbors car. She claimed that this would increase the gas mileage by 60% and double the horse power. It would also stop the water in the radiator from freezing up, among other things.
That’s all you get for free, you will have to pay to get more! Yes, I heard that you said, you heard her say that your friend heard it at work and made a note on where and when it happened. Though it can not be proven, the source of where this came from is unmistakably accurate and has never given or made a false statement in the past week! And that is better than most people can say!
Now what was I going to tell you, See, I can’t tell a lie, as I can’t remember anything long enough to lie about it! Yep, just like I thought, the old girl got too close again and my mind went blank! Anyone know of a cure for this phenomenon? Or could it be one of them Black Magic or Voodoo things? Remember, Black Magic works both ways! I love you either way,
Thank you for subscribing to this news letter where the truth is never known! If you feel that you no longer want to receive this News Letter and want to unsubscribe to it, that’s too bad, because there is nothing you can do to stop it………
Me Ben, You Bad bad.
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Now would you like to hear something about her? The shadow doesn’t know it all! I got this straight from the local news reporter at the North Street station.
“Crazy Women strikes again.” In the evening of July 5th. when she thought no one was watching, she was seen putting a dead fish in the gas tank of a neighbors car. She claimed that this would increase the gas mileage by 60% and double the horse power. It would also stop the water in the radiator from freezing up, among other things.
That’s all you get for free, you will have to pay to get more! Yes, I heard that you said, you heard her say that your friend heard it at work and made a note on where and when it happened. Though it can not be proven, the source of where this came from is unmistakably accurate and has never given or made a false statement in the past week! And that is better than most people can say!
Now what was I going to tell you, See, I can’t tell a lie, as I can’t remember anything long enough to lie about it! Yep, just like I thought, the old girl got too close again and my mind went blank! Anyone know of a cure for this phenomenon? Or could it be one of them Black Magic or Voodoo things? Remember, Black Magic works both ways! I love you either way,
Thank you for subscribing to this news letter where the truth is never known! If you feel that you no longer want to receive this News Letter and want to unsubscribe to it, that’s too bad, because there is nothing you can do to stop it………
Me Ben, You Bad bad.
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