Chapter two ( What Happened) Verse one
I am learning how to count! One billion two billion, Three Billion and on to Nine Hundred & Ninety Nine Billion, What comes after that ?? I’m sorry, But I am just learning! When you are talking in big figures, how much can one get in his billfold? Why is it that the things you need are always getting smaller but the cost of them always gets larger.
I went to a dentist to have a tooth looked at and they sent me to the bank to find out if I could get a loan. After asking, they answered in a language that I didn’t understand. Like non equitable, time freeze, termination fees, level three kick in and kick out, capitalistic structure. What the hell is all of that stuff? I noticed there was a doctor, a nurse and two guys with a stretcher, standing by. I guess there has been an outbreak of heart attacks at the bank and other loan companies.
It’s January the second and it sure didn’t take them long to jack up the interest rates. Merchants and people that provide a service, need to see, feel and smell the cash before you get anything.
If you get an invitation to go on the Wheel of Fortune TV show, to win something, don’t go, that wheel is rigged to run over you! You have to take out life insurance first before you can p-lay and they list themselves as the beneficiary!
The first day of the year, January 1, 2009. There wasn’t supposed to be any mail delivery. So, what do I find in my mail box, a special delivery letter with a 2008 income tax booklet and a note saying the dead line for filling had been changed, but they didn’t give the date.
Several new resolutions have came into play this year. My cook wants eight nights a week off! And my girlfriend won’t come around at night anymore, but she still demands money for services rendered! What are “services rendered?” I seem to have falling off the old world somewhere, as I didn’t have a good hold on anything.
There are no guaranties on anything anymore, that means you can expect something to happen sooner than later. The best way is, don’t buy it to start with, Steal it! If you get caught, you get a warm hard place to sleep and some kind of food to eat along with free medical treatment. Now that is worth a little of your consideration! There hasn’t been any free lunches for a long time as you may already know. Someone says this and another person says that and a third person says they are both wrong without saying why! Not all bright lights work, you know! Dim watts are the same as being dim witted. They will have one brown shoe size six and one black shoe size ten and neither shoe fits because his foot size is fourteen double DE. Hey, I wrote it and I don’t even understand it myself.
Mother told me that the girl would be trouble, but mother never was too bright. The girl was cute and had money, now I considered that to be a bargain, if I ever saw one. She was, as mother said she would be, and I lost! What I didn’t know until it was too late, the girl’s wealth came from the tooth fairy!
What I learned was: never go down stream with just a wooden paddle, you have to have a motor to get back up to where you started from. It seems that I have a tendency for misjudging or miss understanding most things that are giving or passed along to me, second handed. And there is always someone to call my attention to it. One really can’t be sure of what was said, even if you hear come from the horses own mouth. One thing you can be sure of is: If you make a mistake on your tax form, The I.R.S. will find it for you!
Of course, if your wife is a relative of Abraham Lincoln, chances are she will find it first and she will remember it and remind you of it for every year to follow. However, there is one way to silence her, but a big part of your life will be gone before you get out, that is, if you get out!
When you find you are driving the wrong way on a one way street, just put your hand on the horn button and speed up a little. Don’t worry about the police, they have been trained not to chase you! You know! I must like you a lot, to give you all this information for free……
You can get there faster by using a jet, than you can by using water skies.
Now, don’t get too close to the Edge! Oh oh, here they come, run for it!
I am learning how to count! One billion two billion, Three Billion and on to Nine Hundred & Ninety Nine Billion, What comes after that ?? I’m sorry, But I am just learning! When you are talking in big figures, how much can one get in his billfold? Why is it that the things you need are always getting smaller but the cost of them always gets larger.
I went to a dentist to have a tooth looked at and they sent me to the bank to find out if I could get a loan. After asking, they answered in a language that I didn’t understand. Like non equitable, time freeze, termination fees, level three kick in and kick out, capitalistic structure. What the hell is all of that stuff? I noticed there was a doctor, a nurse and two guys with a stretcher, standing by. I guess there has been an outbreak of heart attacks at the bank and other loan companies.
It’s January the second and it sure didn’t take them long to jack up the interest rates. Merchants and people that provide a service, need to see, feel and smell the cash before you get anything.
If you get an invitation to go on the Wheel of Fortune TV show, to win something, don’t go, that wheel is rigged to run over you! You have to take out life insurance first before you can p-lay and they list themselves as the beneficiary!
The first day of the year, January 1, 2009. There wasn’t supposed to be any mail delivery. So, what do I find in my mail box, a special delivery letter with a 2008 income tax booklet and a note saying the dead line for filling had been changed, but they didn’t give the date.
Several new resolutions have came into play this year. My cook wants eight nights a week off! And my girlfriend won’t come around at night anymore, but she still demands money for services rendered! What are “services rendered?” I seem to have falling off the old world somewhere, as I didn’t have a good hold on anything.
There are no guaranties on anything anymore, that means you can expect something to happen sooner than later. The best way is, don’t buy it to start with, Steal it! If you get caught, you get a warm hard place to sleep and some kind of food to eat along with free medical treatment. Now that is worth a little of your consideration! There hasn’t been any free lunches for a long time as you may already know. Someone says this and another person says that and a third person says they are both wrong without saying why! Not all bright lights work, you know! Dim watts are the same as being dim witted. They will have one brown shoe size six and one black shoe size ten and neither shoe fits because his foot size is fourteen double DE. Hey, I wrote it and I don’t even understand it myself.
Mother told me that the girl would be trouble, but mother never was too bright. The girl was cute and had money, now I considered that to be a bargain, if I ever saw one. She was, as mother said she would be, and I lost! What I didn’t know until it was too late, the girl’s wealth came from the tooth fairy!
What I learned was: never go down stream with just a wooden paddle, you have to have a motor to get back up to where you started from. It seems that I have a tendency for misjudging or miss understanding most things that are giving or passed along to me, second handed. And there is always someone to call my attention to it. One really can’t be sure of what was said, even if you hear come from the horses own mouth. One thing you can be sure of is: If you make a mistake on your tax form, The I.R.S. will find it for you!
Of course, if your wife is a relative of Abraham Lincoln, chances are she will find it first and she will remember it and remind you of it for every year to follow. However, there is one way to silence her, but a big part of your life will be gone before you get out, that is, if you get out!
When you find you are driving the wrong way on a one way street, just put your hand on the horn button and speed up a little. Don’t worry about the police, they have been trained not to chase you! You know! I must like you a lot, to give you all this information for free……
You can get there faster by using a jet, than you can by using water skies.
Now, don’t get too close to the Edge! Oh oh, here they come, run for it!
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