What happened? I turned off my light last night and when I woke up, it was a year later! This has happened many times before, at least seventy nine time in my life. Whoever is in charge should get it fixed by some one that knows what they are doing! I hear this is going to be a digital year, whatever that is!
Coffee and the crumbs from a cake still cost the same, but the coffee is cold and the crumbs are hard. So it has to be from another year, somewhere in the past.
I tried to set my wrist watch, but found that Wednesday was missing. How can that be? Is it because we are on digital time? I ask for breakfast this morning and got lunch-a-bunch, They are little square things that come out of a box that is 2x8x10 with pictures on it. Can't tell what the words say, as they keep jumping around to the sound of music. Wow! Did you see that Red Streak in the sky go whizzing by? Was it a man, a mouse, maybe a cup & saucer? Are you feeling well this morning! I'm not, I keep thinking I am some other place without any toilet paper. You ask, why do I need toilet paper, well, what do you use or suggest that I use?
I used my last tissue to write a letter and found that I didn't have a stamp to mail it. Stamps cost a dollar & eighteen cents now. US Postal service is still being run by the Iraqi Government. You get a free stamp with each gallon of gas you buy. Gas is at an all time low. $19.95 .9 a gallon and you are limited to the amount you can buy. Hybrid and economy cars cannot be bought at any price, If you want a car, you have to buy a 24 cylinder car built in Iraq, China and Cuba. These cars get around four to five miles per gallon of gas. That tall dark man in DC, helped to get this done!
Coffee and the crumbs from a cake still cost the same, but the coffee is cold and the crumbs are hard. So it has to be from another year, somewhere in the past.
I tried to set my wrist watch, but found that Wednesday was missing. How can that be? Is it because we are on digital time? I ask for breakfast this morning and got lunch-a-bunch, They are little square things that come out of a box that is 2x8x10 with pictures on it. Can't tell what the words say, as they keep jumping around to the sound of music. Wow! Did you see that Red Streak in the sky go whizzing by? Was it a man, a mouse, maybe a cup & saucer? Are you feeling well this morning! I'm not, I keep thinking I am some other place without any toilet paper. You ask, why do I need toilet paper, well, what do you use or suggest that I use?
I used my last tissue to write a letter and found that I didn't have a stamp to mail it. Stamps cost a dollar & eighteen cents now. US Postal service is still being run by the Iraqi Government. You get a free stamp with each gallon of gas you buy. Gas is at an all time low. $19.95 .9 a gallon and you are limited to the amount you can buy. Hybrid and economy cars cannot be bought at any price, If you want a car, you have to buy a 24 cylinder car built in Iraq, China and Cuba. These cars get around four to five miles per gallon of gas. That tall dark man in DC, helped to get this done!
I was watching two men rob a cafe a few days ago. Both wore masks that looked like Michelle Obama and they wore thongs. Speaking of cafes, two cannibals were setting at a table eating a clown, One says to the other, does this taste funny?
My oldest son bought his mother a new broom for Christmas. All the old and new broom done was to argue and fight with each other. I sent both of them packing. Now, he and I, have to drive the old witch every where she goes.
Yesterday I had hot tea and a cookie for breakfast, Tea with leaves in it for lunch, which was called soup, hot tea with a lemon for my supper. I think she bought up all the tea in China. Tonight we are having pees bathing in a wooden bowl and she is searching for name for it.
If you are single, stay that way, If you have been married for a while, a bullet in your head is the fastest way out. If you are thinking divorce, you will lose everything, even with a good lawyer, you still lose everything. The best way to keep your feet dry, is not to get them wet. And the best way to keep your mouth shut, is to put cork in your ears.
There are two kinds of wars that can never be won. "A religious war" and a war of "marriage."..............Now if you want to know more, make an appointment! I only work two days a week, Tuesdays Thursdays unless they fall on a holiday and then I don't work.
My oldest son bought his mother a new broom for Christmas. All the old and new broom done was to argue and fight with each other. I sent both of them packing. Now, he and I, have to drive the old witch every where she goes.
Yesterday I had hot tea and a cookie for breakfast, Tea with leaves in it for lunch, which was called soup, hot tea with a lemon for my supper. I think she bought up all the tea in China. Tonight we are having pees bathing in a wooden bowl and she is searching for name for it.
If you are single, stay that way, If you have been married for a while, a bullet in your head is the fastest way out. If you are thinking divorce, you will lose everything, even with a good lawyer, you still lose everything. The best way to keep your feet dry, is not to get them wet. And the best way to keep your mouth shut, is to put cork in your ears.
There are two kinds of wars that can never be won. "A religious war" and a war of "marriage."..............Now if you want to know more, make an appointment! I only work two days a week, Tuesdays Thursdays unless they fall on a holiday and then I don't work.
Ben R. 12-31-2008
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