I walked on the moon.. A moon lit trail that is!
It’s a place where people go to be alone after dark, only thousands have the same idea. When you hear deep breathing, moons or groins, you are not sure if it is you, your partner or couple of other guys ! Yeah, they try to hide also, or more so than then the other love birds. Love birds is not the right word, it should be love cats or mountain lions. Sometimes you can hear a loud scream that will scare the hell out of you.
They say that one’s dreams depend on what and how much you eat before going to bed. I never have more than two pieces of pie, a sandwich and a drink. I stay away from things that have a lot of salt. I have heard that it also makes a difference if the food is hot or cold. Be your own judge! Never drink alcohol before going to sleep, unless you really want to sleep!
It is said that hungry people do not make good lovers, and good lovers are never hungry, not for food anyway! They have so many pills now that help you with an erection, This thing they refer to, as an erectile dysfunction, is that a mental condition?
Never go after the young girls, they never want sex and make you work hard for it. It’s the old ladies that are looking for sex and hardly give you enough time to make your play. More men are crippled by old girls as they squeeze them so hard and this is why there are so many chiropractor’s. If you have never been to a chiropractor, chances are that you have never been loved by an old lady. Have you noticed the death rate between men and women? Something like twelve to one!
Have you ever found yourself in the office of a doctor or a dentist and a young lady will never initiate a conversation or carry on a conversation with you. However if they are old women, the one on your left will start a conversation with a lady on your right and they will soon have you involved in the conversation. It won’t be long before they will disagree on something and ask your opinion. You should have known better than to give it.
Doctor Ruth and Dr. Joyce, both have Wyoming Sheep Herder’s on their staff, this is where they get all the answers for people that call in to them on their radio shows!
This brings to mind an old story about a cattle man that won a flock of sheep in a poker game. One day he loaded one of the flock into that back of his truck and drove out into the country. After an hour or so, he returned with the sheep. A few days later he did the same thing, only it was a different ewe. A few more days go by and he does the same thing again.
This goes on for a month or two. Then one morning he was awaken to the sound of a horn blowing. He looked out his window and the truck was loaded with sheep and one ewe was in the cab with the motor running and blowing the horn.
My advice is; Talk with a Wyoming sheep herder first
Ben R. 1/16/2009
It’s a place where people go to be alone after dark, only thousands have the same idea. When you hear deep breathing, moons or groins, you are not sure if it is you, your partner or couple of other guys ! Yeah, they try to hide also, or more so than then the other love birds. Love birds is not the right word, it should be love cats or mountain lions. Sometimes you can hear a loud scream that will scare the hell out of you.
They say that one’s dreams depend on what and how much you eat before going to bed. I never have more than two pieces of pie, a sandwich and a drink. I stay away from things that have a lot of salt. I have heard that it also makes a difference if the food is hot or cold. Be your own judge! Never drink alcohol before going to sleep, unless you really want to sleep!
It is said that hungry people do not make good lovers, and good lovers are never hungry, not for food anyway! They have so many pills now that help you with an erection, This thing they refer to, as an erectile dysfunction, is that a mental condition?
Never go after the young girls, they never want sex and make you work hard for it. It’s the old ladies that are looking for sex and hardly give you enough time to make your play. More men are crippled by old girls as they squeeze them so hard and this is why there are so many chiropractor’s. If you have never been to a chiropractor, chances are that you have never been loved by an old lady. Have you noticed the death rate between men and women? Something like twelve to one!
Have you ever found yourself in the office of a doctor or a dentist and a young lady will never initiate a conversation or carry on a conversation with you. However if they are old women, the one on your left will start a conversation with a lady on your right and they will soon have you involved in the conversation. It won’t be long before they will disagree on something and ask your opinion. You should have known better than to give it.
Doctor Ruth and Dr. Joyce, both have Wyoming Sheep Herder’s on their staff, this is where they get all the answers for people that call in to them on their radio shows!
This brings to mind an old story about a cattle man that won a flock of sheep in a poker game. One day he loaded one of the flock into that back of his truck and drove out into the country. After an hour or so, he returned with the sheep. A few days later he did the same thing, only it was a different ewe. A few more days go by and he does the same thing again.
This goes on for a month or two. Then one morning he was awaken to the sound of a horn blowing. He looked out his window and the truck was loaded with sheep and one ewe was in the cab with the motor running and blowing the horn.
My advice is; Talk with a Wyoming sheep herder first
Ben R. 1/16/2009
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