Sorry you are feeling so sad, is it because no one has told you that they love you, or was it something you ate? Whatever it was, I am here to cheer you up.
You don’t have to do a thing, except read! I don’t have any idea what I am going to write, but you are going smile over it. If you don’t, there is nothing that can remove that smug look on your face! My last piece was about a conversation I had with the Queen!
Now the queen always cuts you off, up, down, sometimes across also, Now keep in mind, the queen Is no cut-up, and a sense of humor in not her best part. However, if you were to watch as she walks, struts or wiggles her rear as she is going in another direction, is enough to make any person smile. It kind of makes you wonder if something strange is about to happen! She has enough rump room in her jeans to carry a couple of pillows there. As for myself, I like to see them jeans nice and tight! At the end of each left and right hip movement she makes, there is a little kick and when she stops, It’s kind of like a chicken settling down on her nest.
It kind of make one think that there are rubber legs on the person. You wonder why the person hasn’t taken her body in for an alignment or to have it tightened up or some-thing like that. Getting a face lift or a nose job is one thing, but the work, required here is something else and one will needs to consult with a specialist. What kind of a specialist, is a hard question to answer? I think if one could talk with an French person, she or he might be able to enlighten you.
Boy! What a person has to go through just to get you to smile a little, I’ll bet you are one of them people that talk all the way thru a movie. Then you and the person with you, have no idea what the movie was about! Do you remember how much you paid for the pop-corn you were eating? How about the cost of the ticket? Next time you go to a move, go alone!
I’ll bet that is where you lost your gloves! Of course when you set down on a toilet seat that someone has peed on, that is enough to make everything hard to remember. I’ll bet you will never use the bath room again! By the way! Who was staring in this movie: There was an awful lot of blood for being a love story, wouldn’t you say?
Are you smiling yet? Now let us see if you can keep smiling while you are filling out your 2008 tax forms. Need help, Look in the phone directory under tax!
Kiss me once more and I am yours…
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What I really need is your comments on the stuff that I write and send. An engine runs on gas or diesel, and this old boy runs on phrase or insults. When you see a sign that says, Please don’t feed the animals, they are not talking about me!
No Peanut butter Please………….We have been giving peanuts to the Squirrels, Wonder how many we have killed?
You don’t have to do a thing, except read! I don’t have any idea what I am going to write, but you are going smile over it. If you don’t, there is nothing that can remove that smug look on your face! My last piece was about a conversation I had with the Queen!
Now the queen always cuts you off, up, down, sometimes across also, Now keep in mind, the queen Is no cut-up, and a sense of humor in not her best part. However, if you were to watch as she walks, struts or wiggles her rear as she is going in another direction, is enough to make any person smile. It kind of makes you wonder if something strange is about to happen! She has enough rump room in her jeans to carry a couple of pillows there. As for myself, I like to see them jeans nice and tight! At the end of each left and right hip movement she makes, there is a little kick and when she stops, It’s kind of like a chicken settling down on her nest.
It kind of make one think that there are rubber legs on the person. You wonder why the person hasn’t taken her body in for an alignment or to have it tightened up or some-thing like that. Getting a face lift or a nose job is one thing, but the work, required here is something else and one will needs to consult with a specialist. What kind of a specialist, is a hard question to answer? I think if one could talk with an French person, she or he might be able to enlighten you.
Boy! What a person has to go through just to get you to smile a little, I’ll bet you are one of them people that talk all the way thru a movie. Then you and the person with you, have no idea what the movie was about! Do you remember how much you paid for the pop-corn you were eating? How about the cost of the ticket? Next time you go to a move, go alone!
I’ll bet that is where you lost your gloves! Of course when you set down on a toilet seat that someone has peed on, that is enough to make everything hard to remember. I’ll bet you will never use the bath room again! By the way! Who was staring in this movie: There was an awful lot of blood for being a love story, wouldn’t you say?
Are you smiling yet? Now let us see if you can keep smiling while you are filling out your 2008 tax forms. Need help, Look in the phone directory under tax!
Kiss me once more and I am yours…
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What I really need is your comments on the stuff that I write and send. An engine runs on gas or diesel, and this old boy runs on phrase or insults. When you see a sign that says, Please don’t feed the animals, they are not talking about me!
No Peanut butter Please………….We have been giving peanuts to the Squirrels, Wonder how many we have killed?
Ben R. 2-5-09
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