Where do Children come from?
I once heard that a big bird called a Stork brought them, Then there was a jury trial, and the Jury decided that was not true and it was all a big lie. The stork was set free!
Then it was said that they came from other bird droppings and that was not accepted as fact. Then there was this story about the Birds and the Bees, Boys and Girls in Springtime, but the one that most people believe today is: They are found under big rocks. Cold rocks gave cold children, Hot rocks gave hot children and so on. It was thought, the only way to avoid children was to stay away from rocks. Don’t pick them up, don’t walk on them don’t use them in any way, just don’t touch them!
Our youngest son was born in 1965 and my wife hasn’t been close to a rock since, so it’s true, it works, there have been no more children in this home. Don’t misunderstand, We love children and we have six that belong to us, and that is enough for anyone.
Sometimes you can buy them on a Black Market and you can adopt them from other Countries. You can adopt them in this country also, but the price tag is a lot higher. Now we have managed to secure seven grand-children and four great grand-children and we can make room for more. You will always have enough love for them all. It’s money that we run short on as there is always something that we would like to get for them.
If you have to have something around to talk to, get a little dog or a cat. This way you have a choice of large, small and a color. Mine is around thirteen pounds and stand about twelve inches high. You will have to remember, Cats and Dogs, cost just as much to raise as children do, what you teach them will be up to you.
The best way to control a Child is: Let them read, but you have to pick the book for them. If they pick the books for themselves, they will soon know more than you, Watch for the Flashing Danger signs. If the child hasn’t grown too old, you may be able to change his or her opinion. If that fails, there is always a surgical technique, but it should be used only as a last resort. But then, Why take chances, Stay away from ROCKS!!
Ben R. 3-12-2009
I once heard that a big bird called a Stork brought them, Then there was a jury trial, and the Jury decided that was not true and it was all a big lie. The stork was set free!
Then it was said that they came from other bird droppings and that was not accepted as fact. Then there was this story about the Birds and the Bees, Boys and Girls in Springtime, but the one that most people believe today is: They are found under big rocks. Cold rocks gave cold children, Hot rocks gave hot children and so on. It was thought, the only way to avoid children was to stay away from rocks. Don’t pick them up, don’t walk on them don’t use them in any way, just don’t touch them!
Our youngest son was born in 1965 and my wife hasn’t been close to a rock since, so it’s true, it works, there have been no more children in this home. Don’t misunderstand, We love children and we have six that belong to us, and that is enough for anyone.
Sometimes you can buy them on a Black Market and you can adopt them from other Countries. You can adopt them in this country also, but the price tag is a lot higher. Now we have managed to secure seven grand-children and four great grand-children and we can make room for more. You will always have enough love for them all. It’s money that we run short on as there is always something that we would like to get for them.
If you have to have something around to talk to, get a little dog or a cat. This way you have a choice of large, small and a color. Mine is around thirteen pounds and stand about twelve inches high. You will have to remember, Cats and Dogs, cost just as much to raise as children do, what you teach them will be up to you.
The best way to control a Child is: Let them read, but you have to pick the book for them. If they pick the books for themselves, they will soon know more than you, Watch for the Flashing Danger signs. If the child hasn’t grown too old, you may be able to change his or her opinion. If that fails, there is always a surgical technique, but it should be used only as a last resort. But then, Why take chances, Stay away from ROCKS!!
Ben R. 3-12-2009
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