Nothing to say!

Yes, it truly is me, I had the stitches removed yesterday and the casts will come off in another week. Thanks for not sending cards.

Haven’t got anything of importance to say. I’m not very inspired today, Not much of a imagination to work with and you should know that stuff about the tooth fairy is a damn lie, I found an old tooth in a drawer full of odds and ends, and put it under my pillow every night for a week, and nothing was left there for me. Not sure who the tooth belonged to, It could have been one of mine or maybe my grand-son Luke’s. Life is full of disappointments, I know, one can’t win them all, but a guy should win something once in a while.

It hailed one night last week, I left a plastic pooper scooper out and was hit by stone and broken. The hail was only marble size but I told her it was hit by a falling stone, and showed it to her. She didn’t believe it either! She said; rocks do not fall from the clouds. Told her; I knew that, I was no dummy , she said I was a smart Ass, What is a smart Ass?? Could she have been trying to insult me ?

The days of “76” have come and gone! They were having a fast draw contest for amateurs, in Deadwood, this year. One guy shot two citizens. Another shot his toe off. An Italian women with a big mouth and a walking stick killed a Sheriff two of his Deputies, and that was with her mouth. It happened on main street in front of the Wild Bill Bar. Poker Alice was there along with Calamity Jane and Bill Hiccup. Some biker wanted to park his motor cycle at a hitching rail and that’s what started the ruckus. Pat Garret and the Lone Ranger were to have a shoot-out, But old Tonto got in the way. The funeral service wasn’t very good. Calamity was too drunk to sing and the preacher was a guy named Smith, that had an arrow in his back.

The reason you get to read this for free, is you have to pay for the good stuff. I see a lot of Motor Cycle Riders are wearing spurs on their boots this year. Law enforcement are going to be less visible in Sturgis this year. The only way you can tell them from the others, is to turn them over and see if they have a stamp on their butt, that will identify them! Girls can be half naked until midnight, than they don’t have to wear anything.

This year they have a Voodoo doctor to help with accidents and emergencies. The clinic downtown Sturgis will be closed and the staff will be working at the community Hospital this year.

I understand that a satellite camera will be circling above the Black Hills, gathering information and taking pictures. They say, it is able to read the time on your wrist watch. or the label on your underwear. My suggestion is to leave anything that can identify you at home and don’t carry a credit card.

Only deal with people that will extend you credit on your promise to pay later. There is, one place that you can get free beer all week long. It will cost you a hundred dollars to get in and two hundred to get back out. However, if you have a three hundred dollar ” beer drinking gut”, you can’t lose. The food on the bar, is furnished by a few churches around town. It’s free, if you will attend a bible study for an hour each night, that you are here. Oh! Let me tell you, Don’t mess around with the ladies of the evening, I hear they all have a been run out of other towns, because of their infectious nature.

The young female’s of America, are having a reunion in Spearfish and the City Fathers are requesting that all you bikers, not attend. There will be road blocks at each entrance to town and the City Father’s will be toting shotguns. You are welcome to have a free donut and coffee after you have been rejected. Also you can get a free bath and bike wash by driving through Spearfish creek, than on down the road to get wind- blown dry.

However, the town of Tinton says you are welcome there! Deadwood is just a hop away and they apologize as they cannot let all of you in at the same time, there is just not room enough. You will be able to enter town on a rotating basis, with the “One In and One Out” method. The City entertainment group, wants to thank you for leaving your dollars here in our City!

If you leave the area by the southern route please watch out for deer and cows that will be grazing along the highway. If you leave by going east. It has been reported that squirrels and turkeys have been rolling rocks down the high banks along the highway. It was reported that some have been quite large. If you want to travel north, The highway is in excellent condition and the town of Saint. Onge awaits you! They offer free gas with each sandwich purchased. Sandwiches start at $10.25 plus state tax. There is no City Tax collected in Saint. Onge.

If you choose to stay in Rapid City, it will cost you three times as much, and law enforcement is really hard to deal with. People with Motor Cycles can get killed here and a second, third and fourth car will pass over you before they stop. The streets are so bad that people think it was just a bump in the road. Red, yellow and green light do not have the same meaning here as they do in other towns and cities. Here it means, Fast, Faster and Wide Open.

In parts of the town, knives, guns and stones are found everywhere. Drunken Indians are very dangerous and you must remember not to smile at them or look at them directly in the eye. Stay out of the allies and other dark places. Do not go into the parks after ten p.m. If you do and someone tells you to stick them up, don’t be too slow in doing so! If you are told to drop-em, that means your underwear also. If you happen to have a tattoo on your butt, run like hell! Watch out for the creek, that water is cold.

French fries are not potatoes in Sturgis, and corn dogs are not dogs with corns. If you don’t speak Spanish, you won’t understand much of what they say at the booths. Children, keep your Mothers at home this week. Bikers, If you are renting a room this year, be sure to find out if it is for an hour, or a day or all week and be sure you ask if it has parking for your bike. A heavy crime wave can be expected this year, so keep a chain on everything. If someone offers to watch your stuff, don’t trust them. I know a guy who lost his girlfriend here last year, so he brought his wife this year?

Be warned. Someone is selling health and accident insurance in the area and Law enforcement are looking for them. They sign you up, take your money, and leave you holding a pack of useless paper. If you see a dog, cat or other animals on a bike, Do not pet them. Six people have lost an arm so far, and that’s not counting fingers.

The great battle will start at midnight on Saturday, Aug. 8th. so if you can, leave before that.

Lost and found items can be turned in and claimed at 600 Capital lane, in Pierre, SD. Phone number pending.

If a person could buy anything with Bull Shit, I could buy whatever I wanted! “Ben”

Have a good one!

By: Been R.
Aug. 3, 2009