As you have noted, The pen ( or I should say) the computer is mightier than the sword! It is too bad that most of you don’t enjoy and have as much fun as I do with one.
Peggy has said, I have driven her crazy so many times, she no longer knows what is reality and what is not. Now I take that as a compliment!
What this world needs is more people laughing and less time spent doing the bad stuff. Christmas is the day to celebrate Christ’s birthday, not the day to give children gifts to get them to be good. There are many days that you celebrate for the wrong reasons!
Liquor will make you feel happy, and make you stagger around, and feel warm all over. Many of you will have that, “I don’t give a damn feeling”. But you have to remember that Liquor is a disinfectant and it kills germs, but not on the inside of you, only the ones on the out side of your body. A germ, is something you can’t see and sometimes you think you can feel them, so scratch if you must, but it won’ t do any good.
Do you care to see what alcohol does to your liver ? Try spilling some down the crack of your butt and see what happens! From a childhood experience, I can tell you it makes a “Cat move faster” and chances are you will never see them again.
Remember those ladies that destroyed the whisky, back in the days of prohibition? Can’t recall what they were called, Do they need to be called back into service again? You tell me!
I have voiced an opinion on many things, but so far, not on drink. In fact, I think the government should furnish all the drinks and make them free to everyone. But not the younger ones.
Give the Alcoholics a pill and send them over to Iraq or one of those places where alcohol is not sold. When and if they go dry and stay that way, let them come back, After all, we really don’t want the travel industry to suffer do we?
Peggy has said, I have driven her crazy so many times, she no longer knows what is reality and what is not. Now I take that as a compliment!
What this world needs is more people laughing and less time spent doing the bad stuff. Christmas is the day to celebrate Christ’s birthday, not the day to give children gifts to get them to be good. There are many days that you celebrate for the wrong reasons!
Liquor will make you feel happy, and make you stagger around, and feel warm all over. Many of you will have that, “I don’t give a damn feeling”. But you have to remember that Liquor is a disinfectant and it kills germs, but not on the inside of you, only the ones on the out side of your body. A germ, is something you can’t see and sometimes you think you can feel them, so scratch if you must, but it won’ t do any good.
Do you care to see what alcohol does to your liver ? Try spilling some down the crack of your butt and see what happens! From a childhood experience, I can tell you it makes a “Cat move faster” and chances are you will never see them again.
Remember those ladies that destroyed the whisky, back in the days of prohibition? Can’t recall what they were called, Do they need to be called back into service again? You tell me!
I have voiced an opinion on many things, but so far, not on drink. In fact, I think the government should furnish all the drinks and make them free to everyone. But not the younger ones.
Give the Alcoholics a pill and send them over to Iraq or one of those places where alcohol is not sold. When and if they go dry and stay that way, let them come back, After all, we really don’t want the travel industry to suffer do we?
The party starts at eight, so don’t be late. Dress will be informal. You must wear shoes, but no ties are needed. If you are under age, you will have to be accompanied by an older person. Girls with a Man, boys with a Lady. No pets allowed. Door prizes will be given and games will be played. Game rules must be in according to Hoyle’s book on rules. Cheating is allowed, that is until you are caught, then off to the guillotine you go!
Heads up, people! Pocket pickers or Pick pockets stay away. If your hand is found in my pocket, you will lose it! I am not sure about patting butts, we will have to discuses this one, Some say: It is okay for the women to pat the butt of man, but it is not okay for man to pat woman’s butt. It sounds like one of those people, that likes to take all the fun out of going to a party!
Remember when pinching was the in thing to do, but that was to check and see if a corset or armor plate was being worn. Of course that was back in the days when you had to crank an engine to start it, Did you know, this was the number one reason why most men had broken nose’s. No, not from being slapped, from the crank handle.
There I go again, giving you information for free, it’s no wonder I don’t have any money. But I do have a big heart and I am friendly…….
“Ben R.”
Heads up, people! Pocket pickers or Pick pockets stay away. If your hand is found in my pocket, you will lose it! I am not sure about patting butts, we will have to discuses this one, Some say: It is okay for the women to pat the butt of man, but it is not okay for man to pat woman’s butt. It sounds like one of those people, that likes to take all the fun out of going to a party!
Remember when pinching was the in thing to do, but that was to check and see if a corset or armor plate was being worn. Of course that was back in the days when you had to crank an engine to start it, Did you know, this was the number one reason why most men had broken nose’s. No, not from being slapped, from the crank handle.
There I go again, giving you information for free, it’s no wonder I don’t have any money. But I do have a big heart and I am friendly…….
“Ben R.”
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