When you go to the Post Office, the person that waits on you is called a “Postal worker”.
When you go to Grocery Store, that person you pay when leaving, is called a “Checker”.
The person behind the counter at the Court house, is called a “Clerk”.
The guy at the Gas Station is called an “Attendant”.
One running for a public Office is called a “Candidate” and if they win, they are called a rotten so and so.
If you stop at a Drive In, to get something to eat, The girls are called “Car Hops”
The guys behind the bars are called “Bar Tenders”, The girls dancing on the Bar are Called “Bar Hops” or ”Go Go Dancers”.
Everyone knows about the Government and the stimulus packages they are pushing!
There are a lot of conditions attached to this packages if you are interested, I heard it amounted to a book that has thousands of things you have to meet.
But the basic ones are: The money has to create a job and you have to pay the minimum wage and you can not discriminate because of race , religion . sex , Politics or age.
One day, not long ago, we heard that a local bar was wanting a number of new employees , They were needed right away and they should apply in person, as soon as possible. Those that accepted the job would also receive generous tips and those tips would be theirs to keep.
The hours would be from Eight P.M. to Midnight. Six days a week.
Peggy went down to apply for a job and she was hired. Her first night was fun and she appeared to enjoy the work.
But the next day she got a letter, asking her to quit. The story goes like this! The girls, “all were dancers on the bar” and gentlemen were allowed to place 10.00 - 20.00 - 100.00 dollar bills or checks, in the bands of the girls panties.
Everyone was happy and cheerful, a great time was being had by everyone, that is, all but Peggy. I think you all know what an I O U is!
Well, the patrons would write on the backs of blank checks and slip it, into Peggy's shoe . It said:
U. O. Me. $50.00
When you lose the job, it means you didn’t meet their standards. If you can’t find a job, that means you are un-employable. The Yellow pages in your phone book will have a listing for Welfare Applicants
Jan 17, 2010
Everyone knows about the Government and the stimulus packages they are pushing!
There are a lot of conditions attached to this packages if you are interested, I heard it amounted to a book that has thousands of things you have to meet.
But the basic ones are: The money has to create a job and you have to pay the minimum wage and you can not discriminate because of race , religion . sex , Politics or age.
One day, not long ago, we heard that a local bar was wanting a number of new employees , They were needed right away and they should apply in person, as soon as possible. Those that accepted the job would also receive generous tips and those tips would be theirs to keep.
The hours would be from Eight P.M. to Midnight. Six days a week.
Peggy went down to apply for a job and she was hired. Her first night was fun and she appeared to enjoy the work.
But the next day she got a letter, asking her to quit. The story goes like this! The girls, “all were dancers on the bar” and gentlemen were allowed to place 10.00 - 20.00 - 100.00 dollar bills or checks, in the bands of the girls panties.
Everyone was happy and cheerful, a great time was being had by everyone, that is, all but Peggy. I think you all know what an I O U is!
Well, the patrons would write on the backs of blank checks and slip it, into Peggy's shoe . It said:
U. O. Me. $50.00
When you lose the job, it means you didn’t meet their standards. If you can’t find a job, that means you are un-employable. The Yellow pages in your phone book will have a listing for Welfare Applicants
Jan 17, 2010
Ben R.
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