Women are so beautiful, when they are viewed in a man’s eye and the mind will always play tricks on his eyes. His mind is not so perfect that it can filters out any deficiencies and flaws that are hidden under all the makeup. Man has created many things to improve on a woman’s looks and their appearance. Cover Death Valley or the sands of the far East, with green and you would think it was the garden spot of the world. By now, Man should know that nothing is as good as it appears to be at first glance. Bad thing come from good money and the fruit was not that good at the table of plenty.
If you were setting in a tent in the middle of the Arriba having a meal with an Arab Chief, Did you feel those thousand eyes looking and watching you as you entered? They were everywhere and They didn’t miss a thing. Those ears were tuned in so fine, a pin dropped, could be heard. With all the slaves waving them huge feathers around to keep the air flowing, it was not enough to keep the sweat from your brow. Most everyone still had their clothing on, so the party had not started as yet. But the dancing girls already had a head start.
When the lady, setting with the Chief, could no longer hold the gas back and let go of that whopper. Did you notice how quickly the tent was cleared? That should have told you that this has happened before and good training had been had and been used from the start.
Monsters are not real, but yet you wonder what awaits you in the dark shadows! Have you noticed that not everyone was able to evacuate that tent? A fair number of them had passed out and were still there on the cushions and blankets. Armed forces that were well trained, should not be messed around with, and did you see how the food was still moving around and had not been cooked. Is it too late to turn and run? Not if you want to remain alive, ”it isn’t”.
Set your eye on a pretty women and something will change before you can get a handle on it. As we said, nothing remains as what you thought it was at the beginning. Remember when you were only a little kid and those foot steps you heard in the dark? Yeah, you have never forgotten about them! And when the guy just down the street, disappeared without a clue. So many things that have been left un-explained and have never have been explained.
There is nothing in life that is more mysterious than a women! And as we all know, it is “Dangerous” so approach and do it cautiously and don’t talk until she speaks first. Of course, if she smiles at you, that means she is waiting for you to speak first. If you are not a graduate of all six courses on the behaviors of the female person, you should never have entered the picture to start with! The Devil wrote the book on women and all women are scholars on the subject.
Women will have you doing things you have never thought of doing before, and you won’t even be aware of doing them, I have lived with one of them for more than sixty two years and have been around others longer than that and I learn something new each and every day. Men have carried knowledge to their graves without passing it on to others. There are many secret organizations throughout the world, but none so secret as the one women have. It has been in operation since the beginning of time and increases in size every minute. What man does not know about the female is more than enough to fill the entire universe. Did you know that the Cat and women are alike in many ways? Talk to a cat and where does it get you? It sets there and looks back at you with that holyier than thou look! That says,” I’ll dare you to address me” without bowing for approval.
Dog was created as man’s best friend and the Cat was created for dogs to chase after. And if they catch them, or after they have caught them, they wish they hadn’t! Now here is a definition that works for cats and women!
Yes, it is hard to resist both females, If one only knew what lays ahead he could make a fortune. Your mother was a women and she never told you anything other than to stay away when you were too young. As for your Father, he never knew what was going on most of the time, so couldn’t tell you anything. Yeah, you heard talk, but they didn’t know what they were saying, they were just trying to impress others.
What the Bible told you about women, you read it a hundred time and you still didn’t understand! No artist is able to draw a picture that will help to explain either. It was not meant for man to knew or understand these things about the female. The top of clouds were meant for women and the holes in the ground and other obstacles were meant for man alone. Of course. Some males of the other animal kingdom may be found there also, as I am sure they are subjected to the same treatments that the female person gives to man.
I have done a lot of research on this subject and if you care to check my resources on the subject, you can talk to the guy next door and the guy down the street, The man at the standard service station and the gang at Duffy’s Fifth Street Bar. Between the six of them, they have been married thirteen and a half times. One of them knows a guy that has married eight times, but he is writing a book on the subject. He also publishes a monthly news letter. It tells you Who is Who. Why, Where When and What for! I thought if I plugged the news letter for him, maybe he would send the letter to me free
If you were setting in a tent in the middle of the Arriba having a meal with an Arab Chief, Did you feel those thousand eyes looking and watching you as you entered? They were everywhere and They didn’t miss a thing. Those ears were tuned in so fine, a pin dropped, could be heard. With all the slaves waving them huge feathers around to keep the air flowing, it was not enough to keep the sweat from your brow. Most everyone still had their clothing on, so the party had not started as yet. But the dancing girls already had a head start.
When the lady, setting with the Chief, could no longer hold the gas back and let go of that whopper. Did you notice how quickly the tent was cleared? That should have told you that this has happened before and good training had been had and been used from the start.
Monsters are not real, but yet you wonder what awaits you in the dark shadows! Have you noticed that not everyone was able to evacuate that tent? A fair number of them had passed out and were still there on the cushions and blankets. Armed forces that were well trained, should not be messed around with, and did you see how the food was still moving around and had not been cooked. Is it too late to turn and run? Not if you want to remain alive, ”it isn’t”.
Set your eye on a pretty women and something will change before you can get a handle on it. As we said, nothing remains as what you thought it was at the beginning. Remember when you were only a little kid and those foot steps you heard in the dark? Yeah, you have never forgotten about them! And when the guy just down the street, disappeared without a clue. So many things that have been left un-explained and have never have been explained.
There is nothing in life that is more mysterious than a women! And as we all know, it is “Dangerous” so approach and do it cautiously and don’t talk until she speaks first. Of course, if she smiles at you, that means she is waiting for you to speak first. If you are not a graduate of all six courses on the behaviors of the female person, you should never have entered the picture to start with! The Devil wrote the book on women and all women are scholars on the subject.
Women will have you doing things you have never thought of doing before, and you won’t even be aware of doing them, I have lived with one of them for more than sixty two years and have been around others longer than that and I learn something new each and every day. Men have carried knowledge to their graves without passing it on to others. There are many secret organizations throughout the world, but none so secret as the one women have. It has been in operation since the beginning of time and increases in size every minute. What man does not know about the female is more than enough to fill the entire universe. Did you know that the Cat and women are alike in many ways? Talk to a cat and where does it get you? It sets there and looks back at you with that holyier than thou look! That says,” I’ll dare you to address me” without bowing for approval.
Dog was created as man’s best friend and the Cat was created for dogs to chase after. And if they catch them, or after they have caught them, they wish they hadn’t! Now here is a definition that works for cats and women!
Yes, it is hard to resist both females, If one only knew what lays ahead he could make a fortune. Your mother was a women and she never told you anything other than to stay away when you were too young. As for your Father, he never knew what was going on most of the time, so couldn’t tell you anything. Yeah, you heard talk, but they didn’t know what they were saying, they were just trying to impress others.
What the Bible told you about women, you read it a hundred time and you still didn’t understand! No artist is able to draw a picture that will help to explain either. It was not meant for man to knew or understand these things about the female. The top of clouds were meant for women and the holes in the ground and other obstacles were meant for man alone. Of course. Some males of the other animal kingdom may be found there also, as I am sure they are subjected to the same treatments that the female person gives to man.
I have done a lot of research on this subject and if you care to check my resources on the subject, you can talk to the guy next door and the guy down the street, The man at the standard service station and the gang at Duffy’s Fifth Street Bar. Between the six of them, they have been married thirteen and a half times. One of them knows a guy that has married eight times, but he is writing a book on the subject. He also publishes a monthly news letter. It tells you Who is Who. Why, Where When and What for! I thought if I plugged the news letter for him, maybe he would send the letter to me free
Have you noticed that some new cars are better than some old ones. You really can’t say that about young women, or house cats. My garage is so full of stuff that I don’t need, all female stuff that has been bought on sale with old dirty money that I was going to use in my retirement days.
The law says: I can’t retire until after the Lady turns Sixty Two. Thirty years ago, she was thirty nine, now we are planning to have a birthday party for her fortieth birthday! Let’s see now, thirty years ago she was thirty nine, sixty nine divided by twelve, is five and three quarters , carry the four and ad you own age, = (“No where in the future” ) This is just like my brother going with his wife, shopping for nothing at the Wal-Mart store, and Medicare will not pay for all the injuries or the medical treatments because he never got permission to start with!
I think I had better stop here and rest, The fog is getting so thick I can no longer see the key board or the screen. I need rest and I need it fast. You stick around and we will talk more later.
I am confused and can’t remember who or where you are, can’t even remember who I am impersonating .
‘Oh Oh’, here they come, “everyone hide…..”
The law says: I can’t retire until after the Lady turns Sixty Two. Thirty years ago, she was thirty nine, now we are planning to have a birthday party for her fortieth birthday! Let’s see now, thirty years ago she was thirty nine, sixty nine divided by twelve, is five and three quarters , carry the four and ad you own age, = (“No where in the future” ) This is just like my brother going with his wife, shopping for nothing at the Wal-Mart store, and Medicare will not pay for all the injuries or the medical treatments because he never got permission to start with!
I think I had better stop here and rest, The fog is getting so thick I can no longer see the key board or the screen. I need rest and I need it fast. You stick around and we will talk more later.
I am confused and can’t remember who or where you are, can’t even remember who I am impersonating .
‘Oh Oh’, here they come, “everyone hide…..”
Jan. 20, 2010
Ben R.
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