Things for troubled minds / Oxymoron’s
When Old Men are born again. They never give up, they will win in the end! All they need to do is stay alive longer than the those that want them to compete. You can’t win because he knows more about everything and everything there is to know about you.
Just smile and people will start to worry. It’s not what you know, but what it is that they think you know.
Have you ever played poker. People act funny when you smile and when they question their own mind, they have lost.
When you look or act nervous, they will think you are in trouble and they can’t be sure of anything.
If you have to win, then you should not be playing in the game.
Fear is the turning point in most games of chance, it separates the winners from the losers. But if you don’t play, you can't win! I’ll bet that you don’t know anyone that is a winner.
The games of life have no rules, you gamble on something all through out your life. You or no one else can control what is not controllable.
What tastes bad in it’s present form will always taste bad in that form.
You will always see things differently than others. Sun glasses don’t hide any dark spots or blackened areas. Chances are that your opponent had the same information as you.
On a scale of one to ten, ten is larger than one. How about this one, a rock that sinks to the bottom on the pool, is a wet rock!
There is power in teasing another person, most of them will give in to you. Some will tease back and win you over!
Sharp items cut. Dull items hurt and wound you. Blood is never the question, the question is: who does it belong to?
Bitch is a word between bit and bite and a Witch is a woman that rides on a broom when the car keys can’t be found and magic doesn’t work on hyperons. Don’t look to me, I don’t understand stand it either.
When you are in Rome, act natural and stand up straight. Everybody, look busy, the boss is coming. Who left all them damn cups on the floor by the water cooler?
Houses have doors and windows, use the windows when you are going out! No I pods, E-pods C-pods Or P-pods beyond this point, Go to the bath rooms where you will find toilet paper.
"Does you is" or "is you don’t," If this makes any sense to you, then you are my kind of people! Happiness is for people that know better, but just don’t give a damn.
Hate is what you think of people that won’t return things that were loaned to them. People that return things that have been broken. are either cheap or have no money themselves.
A goof that means well, is a goof that is slower than a slow goof. Fast friends go for fast foods! Goof’s take the time to sit. One has to sit down to eat slow foods.
When Old Men are born again. They never give up, they will win in the end! All they need to do is stay alive longer than the those that want them to compete. You can’t win because he knows more about everything and everything there is to know about you.
Just smile and people will start to worry. It’s not what you know, but what it is that they think you know.
Have you ever played poker. People act funny when you smile and when they question their own mind, they have lost.
When you look or act nervous, they will think you are in trouble and they can’t be sure of anything.
If you have to win, then you should not be playing in the game.
Fear is the turning point in most games of chance, it separates the winners from the losers. But if you don’t play, you can't win! I’ll bet that you don’t know anyone that is a winner.
The games of life have no rules, you gamble on something all through out your life. You or no one else can control what is not controllable.
What tastes bad in it’s present form will always taste bad in that form.
You will always see things differently than others. Sun glasses don’t hide any dark spots or blackened areas. Chances are that your opponent had the same information as you.
On a scale of one to ten, ten is larger than one. How about this one, a rock that sinks to the bottom on the pool, is a wet rock!
There is power in teasing another person, most of them will give in to you. Some will tease back and win you over!
Sharp items cut. Dull items hurt and wound you. Blood is never the question, the question is: who does it belong to?
Bitch is a word between bit and bite and a Witch is a woman that rides on a broom when the car keys can’t be found and magic doesn’t work on hyperons. Don’t look to me, I don’t understand stand it either.
When you are in Rome, act natural and stand up straight. Everybody, look busy, the boss is coming. Who left all them damn cups on the floor by the water cooler?
Houses have doors and windows, use the windows when you are going out! No I pods, E-pods C-pods Or P-pods beyond this point, Go to the bath rooms where you will find toilet paper.
"Does you is" or "is you don’t," If this makes any sense to you, then you are my kind of people! Happiness is for people that know better, but just don’t give a damn.
Hate is what you think of people that won’t return things that were loaned to them. People that return things that have been broken. are either cheap or have no money themselves.
A goof that means well, is a goof that is slower than a slow goof. Fast friends go for fast foods! Goof’s take the time to sit. One has to sit down to eat slow foods.
Stand if you are drinking, so you don’t fill too fast. If you are not hungry, don’t eat. A spaghetti dinners are for little kids to throw on the floor.
Two golf balls chasing each other around the course. Looking for a hole to hide in.
People that sleep all the time, must be tired!
This Blonde, playing golf has a problem, she keeps lifting the seat on the cart and using it for a P-Pot, When the batteries get wet, the cart won’t go.
Time marches on and on and on and on. When you are standing on a corner waiting for her to show, or until you turn off the light and go to sleep!
There are Hindu’s, Hyndizses, Hyndont’s Hynaroids Hondoes and I drive a Honda Car.
Two golf balls chasing each other around the course. Looking for a hole to hide in.
People that sleep all the time, must be tired!
This Blonde, playing golf has a problem, she keeps lifting the seat on the cart and using it for a P-Pot, When the batteries get wet, the cart won’t go.
Time marches on and on and on and on. When you are standing on a corner waiting for her to show, or until you turn off the light and go to sleep!
There are Hindu’s, Hyndizses, Hyndont’s Hynaroids Hondoes and I drive a Honda Car.
And Peggy has a friend named Hommer Hasspit, he has a split lip!
Which dialog can be spoken up-side down or inside-out and from the bottom up?
I don’t know either, but some in the living room is speaking it right now!
Sleeping people must be tired! Some people that are up and around are still sleeping.
Time that has no hands must be one of them digital time pieces that change numbers. My Mickey mouse watch has hands and big ears, and it is set for day-light saving time.
It’s better to be between last and first, than it is to be last or first. Those of you that come out of a box. Must be new!
Goodnight Daddy, good night Momma, Goodnight John Boy, Goodnight Elizabeth, good night Ben, Goodnight Erin, Goodnight Jason. Goodnight Grandma & Grandpa, Goodnight everyone.
Goodnight “Trouble”, Peggy, turn off that damn light and go to bed!
I am okay, it’s supposed to be Humorous, If you don’t laugh, you had better get it fixed!
By: Ben R.
May 10th. 2010
Which dialog can be spoken up-side down or inside-out and from the bottom up?
I don’t know either, but some in the living room is speaking it right now!
Sleeping people must be tired! Some people that are up and around are still sleeping.
Time that has no hands must be one of them digital time pieces that change numbers. My Mickey mouse watch has hands and big ears, and it is set for day-light saving time.
It’s better to be between last and first, than it is to be last or first. Those of you that come out of a box. Must be new!
Goodnight Daddy, good night Momma, Goodnight John Boy, Goodnight Elizabeth, good night Ben, Goodnight Erin, Goodnight Jason. Goodnight Grandma & Grandpa, Goodnight everyone.
Goodnight “Trouble”, Peggy, turn off that damn light and go to bed!
I am okay, it’s supposed to be Humorous, If you don’t laugh, you had better get it fixed!
By: Ben R.
May 10th. 2010
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