Over the river and through the woods is a path leading to Grandma’s house. It had rained and every thing looked green and smelled great. But there was another smell, so strong and the first thing I though of was, them damn bear’s. They just don’t seem to care where they drop their dodo ( Bear shit).
The last time Grandma was gone, they used her house for parties and just about destroyed the whole house. I hadn’t been there for a couple of weeks and who knows what it is like today. Grand-mother never like the idea of locking her doors, she was a very friendly person and welcomed everyone. It was just that those lazy bears wouldn’t do anything that they could get out of doing. This is the way people are in our fairy tale Stories, some are good and some are bad. Grandma has always told people to come on in and make them selves at home, cook a meal or take a bath. Help their selves to what ever she has and relax,
Why just the other day I visited with Red Riding hood and the seven dwarfs, she was on her way to keep house for the dwarfs, while Snow White was away. Red told me that the three Pigs were in trouble again, The pigs have been accused of window peeking. And the Big Bad Wolf was under arrest for causing a computer virus and stealing credit cards and peoples identities. Do you know what they are saying about the Tooth Fairy? I don’t want to say it here, I’ll tell you later!
Did you know that Timmy’s dog “Ruff” has ten girl dogs in trouble? Timmy said it’s not his dog. It’s one from the other side of town. He ( Timmy) is trying to raise money to hire Perry Mason to be their lawyer.
The news from Washington DC, is: The Senate is wanting to pass a bill that outlaws the shipment of bananas into the US. The Monkey’s are up in arms and say they will fight to the end. Something will have to be done about those lazy worthless Senator’s, They all need a good ass kicking and a fire lit under them. Ahoy, that’s what I am smelling, someone is baking a pizza and they are burning it!
On the other side of the world, Saint Nick is said to be playing favorites. Those Countries are looking to hire someone to take his place. Old Saint Nick has been eating too many cookies and can’t get down the chimneys anymore. And the sour milk is causing a lot of bad gas.
Peter Rabbit and Bugs are said to be in love with each other. Bunny says that Peter is married to her and he needs to be reminded of that. They have house full of little cottontails bunny’s and she needs his help. “Come on Bugs”, Go home, you don’t want to break up another family, do you? Remember Patty Rabbit and what you done to her? You should have been hung from a tree for that one!
“NO” Gator Aid, does not come from Gators. It is made by the Coca Cola company. Go ahead, ask the Gators! I may not be right every time, but I am hardly ever wrong the rest of the time.
The Ducks, Donald, Dozy, Daffee & that eighieth dwarf "Dozer," are opening another fast food place down by Lake Tahooa and they are searching for entertainment. Can you imagine someone selling food like Cat, Coon and Monk mesh? They say that people love the stuff! Iffen you know of some one, who are entertainers, let the Ducks know. They plan on having a grand opening, any day now!
The Bulletzer prize is up for grabs again. Tom and Jerry won the prize last year and Tweedy stands a good chance of winning it this year. What ever you submit this year, spelling is going to be checked closely this time around. The book called “The Echo”, written by “Jeff Deaf” was a runner up last year. Do you remember reading Punch and Judy, ‘The Echo’ is a take off from that one!
The book, Washingtoon Clowns, is the best selling book right now. It’s about a Black guy that wants to be President, and no one appears to know anything about him. He says, he has plans and wants to surprise us with them. Boy, was I ever surprised when he whistled Dixie in Chago. Once he got moved into the White House, he renamed it! "The Black House" and he found a black dog for his daughters.
I see where Arnold Schwarznigger is selling smog by the pound in California and making room for ten thousand dry backs that will soon cross over through AZ. A new plant is being built and it will employ all of them. New schools, Treading centers, A field of Dreams and a health Hospital along with Free everything will be avilible to them. In the north, Canadian's are tearing down the border fences. The Government is making all the arraignments. If they stay here and don’t join a union, their debt will be forgiven.
Sex has been outlawed in France, and women around the world are organizing and plan to bury the booze so deep, this time, that china will be closer to it. Don’t they know (them women) that this stuff is used for health care problems ?
Goofy is suing Disney, he claims that old Walt owes him a lot of money for movies he made. Dorothy, of Oz, went on a hay ride the with tin man and it rained, Dorothy got socked rusted all over and is now a statue, standing on a corner at Hollow wood and Grape Vine. A lot of dogs are marking that spot as their personal territory. The Red shoes are really inbad shape, I wouldn’t give seventy five cents for them now.
Bing, Bob and Frank, don’t sing anymore, but they complain all the time. It seems that Frank sold Bing and Bob, some Italian shoes. Bing’s right shoe matches Bob’s left shoe, one is a size six a and the other is a size twelve c. The Mafia is still in business. Ask and you Die!
Remember the Wright brothers? Now we have the wrong sisters and each have twin puppies. They already know about Dorothy! Something I would like to know, are zeros a number, I have a lot-ter-ree ticket that has six zeros. If you tickle ones funny bone, is that leego?
Every body hide, the Green Giant is coming! He’ll step on you!
Mom tried to keep this from me, but I found where she hid the stuff. My learning, has a disability
Guess who!
By; Ben R.
May 15, 2010
The last time Grandma was gone, they used her house for parties and just about destroyed the whole house. I hadn’t been there for a couple of weeks and who knows what it is like today. Grand-mother never like the idea of locking her doors, she was a very friendly person and welcomed everyone. It was just that those lazy bears wouldn’t do anything that they could get out of doing. This is the way people are in our fairy tale Stories, some are good and some are bad. Grandma has always told people to come on in and make them selves at home, cook a meal or take a bath. Help their selves to what ever she has and relax,
Why just the other day I visited with Red Riding hood and the seven dwarfs, she was on her way to keep house for the dwarfs, while Snow White was away. Red told me that the three Pigs were in trouble again, The pigs have been accused of window peeking. And the Big Bad Wolf was under arrest for causing a computer virus and stealing credit cards and peoples identities. Do you know what they are saying about the Tooth Fairy? I don’t want to say it here, I’ll tell you later!
Did you know that Timmy’s dog “Ruff” has ten girl dogs in trouble? Timmy said it’s not his dog. It’s one from the other side of town. He ( Timmy) is trying to raise money to hire Perry Mason to be their lawyer.
The news from Washington DC, is: The Senate is wanting to pass a bill that outlaws the shipment of bananas into the US. The Monkey’s are up in arms and say they will fight to the end. Something will have to be done about those lazy worthless Senator’s, They all need a good ass kicking and a fire lit under them. Ahoy, that’s what I am smelling, someone is baking a pizza and they are burning it!
On the other side of the world, Saint Nick is said to be playing favorites. Those Countries are looking to hire someone to take his place. Old Saint Nick has been eating too many cookies and can’t get down the chimneys anymore. And the sour milk is causing a lot of bad gas.
Peter Rabbit and Bugs are said to be in love with each other. Bunny says that Peter is married to her and he needs to be reminded of that. They have house full of little cottontails bunny’s and she needs his help. “Come on Bugs”, Go home, you don’t want to break up another family, do you? Remember Patty Rabbit and what you done to her? You should have been hung from a tree for that one!
“NO” Gator Aid, does not come from Gators. It is made by the Coca Cola company. Go ahead, ask the Gators! I may not be right every time, but I am hardly ever wrong the rest of the time.
The Ducks, Donald, Dozy, Daffee & that eighieth dwarf "Dozer," are opening another fast food place down by Lake Tahooa and they are searching for entertainment. Can you imagine someone selling food like Cat, Coon and Monk mesh? They say that people love the stuff! Iffen you know of some one, who are entertainers, let the Ducks know. They plan on having a grand opening, any day now!
The Bulletzer prize is up for grabs again. Tom and Jerry won the prize last year and Tweedy stands a good chance of winning it this year. What ever you submit this year, spelling is going to be checked closely this time around. The book called “The Echo”, written by “Jeff Deaf” was a runner up last year. Do you remember reading Punch and Judy, ‘The Echo’ is a take off from that one!
The book, Washingtoon Clowns, is the best selling book right now. It’s about a Black guy that wants to be President, and no one appears to know anything about him. He says, he has plans and wants to surprise us with them. Boy, was I ever surprised when he whistled Dixie in Chago. Once he got moved into the White House, he renamed it! "The Black House" and he found a black dog for his daughters.
I see where Arnold Schwarznigger is selling smog by the pound in California and making room for ten thousand dry backs that will soon cross over through AZ. A new plant is being built and it will employ all of them. New schools, Treading centers, A field of Dreams and a health Hospital along with Free everything will be avilible to them. In the north, Canadian's are tearing down the border fences. The Government is making all the arraignments. If they stay here and don’t join a union, their debt will be forgiven.
Sex has been outlawed in France, and women around the world are organizing and plan to bury the booze so deep, this time, that china will be closer to it. Don’t they know (them women) that this stuff is used for health care problems ?
Goofy is suing Disney, he claims that old Walt owes him a lot of money for movies he made. Dorothy, of Oz, went on a hay ride the with tin man and it rained, Dorothy got socked rusted all over and is now a statue, standing on a corner at Hollow wood and Grape Vine. A lot of dogs are marking that spot as their personal territory. The Red shoes are really inbad shape, I wouldn’t give seventy five cents for them now.
Bing, Bob and Frank, don’t sing anymore, but they complain all the time. It seems that Frank sold Bing and Bob, some Italian shoes. Bing’s right shoe matches Bob’s left shoe, one is a size six a and the other is a size twelve c. The Mafia is still in business. Ask and you Die!
Remember the Wright brothers? Now we have the wrong sisters and each have twin puppies. They already know about Dorothy! Something I would like to know, are zeros a number, I have a lot-ter-ree ticket that has six zeros. If you tickle ones funny bone, is that leego?
Every body hide, the Green Giant is coming! He’ll step on you!
Mom tried to keep this from me, but I found where she hid the stuff. My learning, has a disability
Guess who!
By; Ben R.
May 15, 2010
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