The officer asked him, What happened?
Well, we were driving down this lane when she put her hand in my lap. The first thing I knew. My trousers Had slipped down to my knees. Then I blacked out! The girl that I thought was in my car had vanished. Or maybe I had went to sleep and was dreaming! Since that weed has become legal, it sure does funny things to yah.
A scared voice said: Officer, I was not in that car, I was walking down that path, going to the service station down there for a cold soft drink. I don’t even know how to drive a car, I am only ten years old and don’t have a girl or am I interested in girls. I have never seen this guy or his girl before.
What happened you ask? I think I was hit by a big dog with a can tied to his tail! The label said: made by Tupper ware. But it wasn’t here long enough to see anything else. “No, you can’t take me in”, I didn’t do any thing and there are no warrants out for my arrest. Besides if you want to do anything, you have to call my Momma first. And that would make her stop playing poker and that would make her mad as a mean hornet and she would take it all out on you when she got here! And “No”, you can’t have my name, it’s mine and you can go find one for yourself.
Go home boy, Go home, I think I have met you Momma before and I do not want to mess with your Momma again!
So the young boy went on his way to have a cool drink at the station on the corner. Soon after that a pretty girl came out of the girls rest room. She sat down by the young lad and said: “Hi” what’s your name. He said: my name belongs to me and if you want a name go find one somewhere else. She looked at him and said; Boy, you sure are a angry little pot, aren’t you? He say: well everybody wants my name and it belongs to me. He says! She in turn says, they don’t want your name sonny, they are just asking who you are! The boy says, Oh! Well I am Jesse! The girl says: that’s a nice name! The boy says: I don’t like it! So she says; then change it! This kids is a brat and he doesn’t know anything, He doesn’t understand anything and I am not spending my time talking to him.
The girl goes inside the station and ask if she can use the phone, the guy points to the pay phone outside. She put out her hands, palms up, indicating that she has no money. The attendant says okay, but it has to be a local call. After making the call, she starts off down the road with her shoes in hand. The boy finishes his drink and goes inside and asked the attendant if he can get him a ride back to the town. Stay around for a bit, says the attendant, I’ll see what I can do. Then he is thinking to himself, If that doll would have ask me for a ride, I would have closed the station and gave her one myself.
It wasn’t long, until a car stopped for gas and it was going in the right direction, The man at the station ask if they could give the boy a lift and they said they could. On the way, the boy could see no sign of the car that went off the road and the guy the cop was talking to. He was wondering what happened and about the cop that wanted his name.
When the people in the car, arrived at a close point to where the boy lived, they stopped and let him out. The kid didn’t bother to thank them, he just walked away. The passenger said to the driver, He must have wanted you to get out and open the door for him and put down a red carpet.
The young man was several blocks away from home when he went by a home where an old lady was working in her yard, with a small dog near by. For no reason that he knew, she held up her fist and was shaking it at him. He stopped for a moment and looked at her, wondering why she was doing this! Them he stuck his finger in the air and there was no doubt what he was saying in return. She said to her dog, Sick-em, and the little dog came running toward him, grabbing his pant leg and shaking it. The boy kicked at the dog and it ran back the old lady, yipping as if it had been hurt. Now the old lady was really mad and cursing as she hurried into her house. The boy ran, not known what to expect next.
He had arrived at his home and was setting on the steps, when a police cruiser went by. After a few minutes it came back going in the other direction, then they stopped, backed up and drove in the drive way. Two police men got out of the patrol car and came toward him. One of them was the cop that he had trouble with earlier. The boy got up and went inside the house , locking the door. The officers rang the door bell and knocked on the door, They shouted to the boy inside, but he responded with words that no young person should know and should never use. Soon another patrol car stopped in front and two more officers got out.
Two of them went around to the back of the house and minutes later, a car stopped in the front to let a women out and the women staggered up the walk. It was the boy’s Mother and she looked to be in a bad mood. As soon as she realized that the police were in her yard, One could see the fire flames in her eyes and smoke arising. Now it is a known fact that four police men are no match for this women and no matter what goes on from here, it is going to be a heap of trouble for the police. She will have them all hanging from the tree before long. The women was fighting mad before she found out why the police were there, She had one cop running down the street, another she chased out of her back yard and into a neighbor’s yard two houses over. Another was getting into his car and driving away and the last had locked himself in his car and using the police radio.
Before help arrived, she had broken out the windshield and two other windows and the head lights on the patrol car. The officer on the inside of the patrol car was sure, he was dead.
Well, we were driving down this lane when she put her hand in my lap. The first thing I knew. My trousers Had slipped down to my knees. Then I blacked out! The girl that I thought was in my car had vanished. Or maybe I had went to sleep and was dreaming! Since that weed has become legal, it sure does funny things to yah.
A scared voice said: Officer, I was not in that car, I was walking down that path, going to the service station down there for a cold soft drink. I don’t even know how to drive a car, I am only ten years old and don’t have a girl or am I interested in girls. I have never seen this guy or his girl before.
What happened you ask? I think I was hit by a big dog with a can tied to his tail! The label said: made by Tupper ware. But it wasn’t here long enough to see anything else. “No, you can’t take me in”, I didn’t do any thing and there are no warrants out for my arrest. Besides if you want to do anything, you have to call my Momma first. And that would make her stop playing poker and that would make her mad as a mean hornet and she would take it all out on you when she got here! And “No”, you can’t have my name, it’s mine and you can go find one for yourself.
Go home boy, Go home, I think I have met you Momma before and I do not want to mess with your Momma again!
So the young boy went on his way to have a cool drink at the station on the corner. Soon after that a pretty girl came out of the girls rest room. She sat down by the young lad and said: “Hi” what’s your name. He said: my name belongs to me and if you want a name go find one somewhere else. She looked at him and said; Boy, you sure are a angry little pot, aren’t you? He say: well everybody wants my name and it belongs to me. He says! She in turn says, they don’t want your name sonny, they are just asking who you are! The boy says, Oh! Well I am Jesse! The girl says: that’s a nice name! The boy says: I don’t like it! So she says; then change it! This kids is a brat and he doesn’t know anything, He doesn’t understand anything and I am not spending my time talking to him.
The girl goes inside the station and ask if she can use the phone, the guy points to the pay phone outside. She put out her hands, palms up, indicating that she has no money. The attendant says okay, but it has to be a local call. After making the call, she starts off down the road with her shoes in hand. The boy finishes his drink and goes inside and asked the attendant if he can get him a ride back to the town. Stay around for a bit, says the attendant, I’ll see what I can do. Then he is thinking to himself, If that doll would have ask me for a ride, I would have closed the station and gave her one myself.
It wasn’t long, until a car stopped for gas and it was going in the right direction, The man at the station ask if they could give the boy a lift and they said they could. On the way, the boy could see no sign of the car that went off the road and the guy the cop was talking to. He was wondering what happened and about the cop that wanted his name.
When the people in the car, arrived at a close point to where the boy lived, they stopped and let him out. The kid didn’t bother to thank them, he just walked away. The passenger said to the driver, He must have wanted you to get out and open the door for him and put down a red carpet.
The young man was several blocks away from home when he went by a home where an old lady was working in her yard, with a small dog near by. For no reason that he knew, she held up her fist and was shaking it at him. He stopped for a moment and looked at her, wondering why she was doing this! Them he stuck his finger in the air and there was no doubt what he was saying in return. She said to her dog, Sick-em, and the little dog came running toward him, grabbing his pant leg and shaking it. The boy kicked at the dog and it ran back the old lady, yipping as if it had been hurt. Now the old lady was really mad and cursing as she hurried into her house. The boy ran, not known what to expect next.
He had arrived at his home and was setting on the steps, when a police cruiser went by. After a few minutes it came back going in the other direction, then they stopped, backed up and drove in the drive way. Two police men got out of the patrol car and came toward him. One of them was the cop that he had trouble with earlier. The boy got up and went inside the house , locking the door. The officers rang the door bell and knocked on the door, They shouted to the boy inside, but he responded with words that no young person should know and should never use. Soon another patrol car stopped in front and two more officers got out.
Two of them went around to the back of the house and minutes later, a car stopped in the front to let a women out and the women staggered up the walk. It was the boy’s Mother and she looked to be in a bad mood. As soon as she realized that the police were in her yard, One could see the fire flames in her eyes and smoke arising. Now it is a known fact that four police men are no match for this women and no matter what goes on from here, it is going to be a heap of trouble for the police. She will have them all hanging from the tree before long. The women was fighting mad before she found out why the police were there, She had one cop running down the street, another she chased out of her back yard and into a neighbor’s yard two houses over. Another was getting into his car and driving away and the last had locked himself in his car and using the police radio.
Before help arrived, she had broken out the windshield and two other windows and the head lights on the patrol car. The officer on the inside of the patrol car was sure, he was dead.
As you know, the law usually wins and if you think this action at the home, was something. You should have been there to watch the action with the judge in the court room. The women was bound at her ankles, knees, wrists all tied to gather at her waist. She was blindfolded, gagged, and still she held them at bay. The judge removed himself from the bench, fearing for his life. And the case was handed over to another higher court.
In the end, the District Attorney and two police officers were fired, two were placed on extended leave, a new cell block is being rebuilt, the boy now has foster Parents and two women are secured on an Island in the Atlantic ocean and supplies are air dropped every week. Who is the second women? Remember the old lady with the little dog? The little dog was adopted by another family. The Gas station attendant met another girl, just as pretty and married her. The dog that had the Tupper ware tied to his tail, has never been seen anywhere. Now if you would like to know where this town is, drive down to the police station in your town and see how the new cell block is coming along.
By; Ben R.
June 13, 2010
In the end, the District Attorney and two police officers were fired, two were placed on extended leave, a new cell block is being rebuilt, the boy now has foster Parents and two women are secured on an Island in the Atlantic ocean and supplies are air dropped every week. Who is the second women? Remember the old lady with the little dog? The little dog was adopted by another family. The Gas station attendant met another girl, just as pretty and married her. The dog that had the Tupper ware tied to his tail, has never been seen anywhere. Now if you would like to know where this town is, drive down to the police station in your town and see how the new cell block is coming along.
By; Ben R.
June 13, 2010
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