Monday, October 25, 2010

Young people want to know !

Why do boys want to kiss girls? Who said they did?
Isn’t kissing a boy the same as kissing your dog? I
love my dog.
Boys have measles, what is it called when girls have them? Heat rash
Can a girl really run faster than a boy? NOT IF SHE WANTS TO BE CAUGHT
Who tells the biggest lies. Girls or boys ? You mean you don’t know?
Who gets hurt the most, boys or girls? It’s always the boys!
Should a girl let a boy see her skin? NOT IN SOME PLACES !
Boys have germs-- right ? What are Germs?
Can a boy wear pink ? Only if they can fight!
What are boys made of ? Ask God!
Chocolate candy is for girls -- right? Yes and No!
Can children marry other children ? That depends on ones age!
Boys are suppose to stand up and girls set in chairs at parties—right? Who Said so?
Girls can dance together but boys can’t ! Dumb girls at dumb dances
Boys can’t use the girls bath rooms, it’s marked Girls. Wanta bet ?
Girls don’t fart, they let off air. Is that what that smell is?
Do all girls have small ears ? Only when they are deaf! And no one is talking
Girls can bite, boys can not ! Can’t bite what ?
Girls are clean and boys are dirty. The Girls took the bath first!
Girls smell better. Not on this end!
Girls don’t play marbles. They can ’t get them out of their heads! And if they do, they get lost!
Dad’s love girls more. Only after they turn twenty one!
Boys follow in the father’s foot steps! Girls, girls, Girls can’t follow anyone!
Why do boys hide from girls? Because they are smart!
Why is there six boys in a family and only one girl? Someone WITH A WEAK MIND made a mistake!
Sisters have brothers! Brothers have friends!
Some one in this group smells ! It’s not me!
A home is a place to find food ! Boys are always hungry!
Which one of these butter containers has butter in it, Read the lable, what lable?
I’m tired, I am going to bed! Why? I am tired, Are you coming ? No!

By; Ben R.
10-26-2010

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