Wednesday, November 24, 2010

A visit to a Day Care Center.

I am sure, but most of you have seen a bunch of different and young puppies playing with each other. They make you smile a laugh and are the cutest little things to watch when they are that small.

I went with a friend, to a Day Care Center, he was to pick up his child to take her home. On entering the center, there was an anteroom, where one could stand and watch the young ones at play, The window was like a mirror, you could see in but no one could see out. I must have been there for fifteen or more minutes and was thoroughly entertained.

While the room was full of babies, there were four or five that held my attention. I would be at a loss to guess their ages, But they could not walk, some could scoot around, but mostly they just sat there and tipped over.

Have you seen a Michelin tire commercial, with the big white snow man that looks like a bunch of tires stacked one on top of the other? Well one of these kids was a dead ringer for that snow man. He or she kept falling over and a attendant would come and set the baby up-right again. And it would tip over again and again. The baby had something in it’s mouth and never lost it. Lets call this baby “A” .

Baby “B” was a scooter that got around pretty fast. Baby “B” was a hands on baby, it would get close to the others and push, shove or pull them over, This one was a real terrorist, or it thought it was a Bowling ball and the others were Bowling Pins.

Another one, who we will call baby “C” could crawl and get around really fast, what every “C” got in it’s hand, he would get close to someone and hit them with it. I think “C” was a Comanche or Comomncheiro.

Then, there was baby “D” who was always close behind baby “C”. I don’t know if he was a back-up or just following in baby “C’s” foot steps. This one wanted to be the boss and have control of everything. These guys in the Day Care Center, were like Ants on an Ant hill, if you took your eye off of them for a moment, you would lose track of them.

This brings us to Baby “E”, He was a big one and sat way back in one place close to the toy box. Baby “E” was a bouncer, I don’t know how he managed to just set there and spring up-ward so fast. He was going to grow up and be a pitcher for some ball club in the future. He was left and right handed. He would get a hold on anything and let it fly, and he was pretty accurate, as he always hit one of the others.
They called this place a “Day Care Center” But I think they were being trained as Commando’s or terrorists.

Believe me! If you get a chance visit a day care center or go to a Puppy pound, you won’t regret it.

I hadn’t had so much fun since I went to a meeting, where a large number of ladies were meeting to organize a Summer Festival. I never seen so many angry women in one place before. I left early and waited in the parking lot, as I knew there was going to be trouble.

When the meeting was over, the ladies got in their cars and starting ramming each other. It was the best Demolition derby I had ever seen. It’s true, I was the one that called all the towing services.

By: Ben R.
11/24/2010

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